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UCLA +8 @ Stanford – The Bruins won’t win but I expect a close game in the rematch.
Cincinnati -4.5 @ UConn – LOL! The ACC turned both of you fag schools down! They would rather invite a school that doesn’t even offer classes!
Nebraska -3 vs. Wisconsin – This should be a touchdown. Both of these teams suck dicks.
Alabama -7.5 vs. Georgia – I don’t love this but I’ve learned to never bet against Nick Saban in a big game. I still believe that Mark Richt is shit and I always will.
Florida State -14 vs. Georgia Tech – I don’t like this much either but as my old OL coach used to say, “When in doubt, fire out”. That means that if you forget what the snap count is and false start, you better take a cheap shot at the guy across from you and knock him on his ass. Sometimes those five yards are worth it. This has nothing to do with the ACC Title Game but that game sucks so whatever. Don’t bet on that game. I’m not. FSU can not be trusted. I’m only mentioning it because it is happening and has BCS bowl implications.
Arkansas State -9.5 vs. MTSU – Gus Malzahn is coaching for an SEC gig and Middle Tennessee is leaving the Sun Belt. Uh oh, this smells like a blowout even if I know nothing about either team.
Jacksonville +6 @ Buffalo – The Bills aren’t 6 points better than anyone and Chad Henne has been ELITE recently. LOCK.
Indianapolis +5 @ Detroit – The Lions also aren’t 5 points better than anyone…especially over a playoff team. Plus, their season ended last week.
Tampa Bay +7.5 @ Denver – You know, this is a really great game simply because Tampa will be able to keep up with the Broncos. That is too many points.
Cincinnati -1.5 @ San Diego – The Chargers are DONE after last week's monumental choke and the Bengals are fucking hot.
Dallas (does not matter but its -11) vs. Philadelphia – You should be betting against the Eagles every week.
Now we have come to the contest portion. The Sol Republic headphones will go to the commenter that comes closest to the final score of tonight’s MAC Championship game from the place where Suh likes to kick nuts. If it weren’t for those bastards in the SEC, this would be the game of the week and we all know by now that there is A LOT riding on the outcome. If Kent State wins, they are likely going to the Orange Bowl. If Northern wins, whatever, they can’t jump enough teams to do the same. Either way, I will be shocked if either Hazell or Doeren return to Kent and DeKalb respectively next year. So pick the winner and final score. Also list your pick for the number of rushing yards by Dri Archer as that will serve as a tiebreaker should the score by 28-24 and someone has 35-31 and another has 24-20. Again, the winner gets $129 headphones! I can assure you that these things are bad ass and worth doing very little like making a prediction on a great website. Who do I like tonight, you ask?
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G$’s Final MAC Glory Hole of the Week: Kent State +6.5 vs. Northern Illinois. Hell, I will probably moneyline this, too (and I did plus my site has it at +7.5 so I'm going to be a kajillionaire tonight). NIU has a tendency to play small in these big games and rarely blow teams out. I see the same thing happening tonight. Kent feels like a team of destiny to me and I really want to see them play in a BCS bowl since I’ve been on their nuts all year. Plus, WE GET PAID, you hiney hobbit! I’m going with Kent State 31, Northern Illinois 28. MACtion!!! Now trademarked by the league! They’re even selling t-shirts soon AKA the perfect holiday gift! GO FLASHES! BEAT THE HUSKIES...THEN THE NOLES!