"Yayyass! Uh free toy at thuh bottum of muh Skoal tin!"
Oh boy. CONTROVERSY! CONSPIRACY! SMOKING GUNS! HOSE JOBS! TIN HATS! Today could break the record for most comments if the lone Notre Dame fan here pulls his weight today. There is a lot to discuss so let's jump right in.
Ohio Buckeyes vs. Rutgers
The Ohio Buckeyes blew out another average Big 10 team Saturday but that didn't stop Drew from acting like they just won the National Championship. His weekly streak of being the most annoying fuck on Twitter is intact. Goals are important to have. Somewhere along the line Drew got it in his head that I GUARANSHEED the Buckeyes were winning 8 games tops. Rest assured that never happened. /cue Drew frantically FACT checking previous posts and coming up empty. Drew and the Ohio Buckeyes really were made for each other.
Alabama vs. Texas A&M
Hammer fuckin time. ROLL DAMN KISS MY BUTT COWTURD! Phyllis from Mulga will never stop being awesome. If not for the Randy Orton RKOing the world, this bitch would have won the Internet. This game was a combination of Texas A&M being not that good and Alabama being really pissed off about almost losing last week. And Kenneth Hill SUX. The SEC West has 4 teams in the top 5. I'm sure Cakes will be thrilled about that.
Baylor vs. West Virginia
LOL Baylor. Baylor does this every year, don't they? Pile together some wins, get ranked in the top 5 and then just completely fuckin blow it against a rank turd of a football team. Don't believe what WVU's record says. I'm sure they'll finish the season 7-5. The real winner of this game was the kid on the header of today's post. I can't stop LOLing at those teeth. The end of this game also officially marked the end of my sobriety for Saturday.
Now for the game that everyone wants to talk about today. I have allowed Larry, per his request, to do a write up about FSU vs. Notre Dame. Anything to make my job simple. Get ready for a shit load of tears and excuse making.
#5 Notre Dame @ #2 FSU:Not going to lie, this one hurt bad. I don't think I have experienced an outcome to a game that was this painful. The only one that is coming to mind is The Bartman game. I will get to the CONTROVERSIAL call later but first lets start with the game.
Going into the game my expectations were not high. I felt we could hang with them but I was not going to be surprised if it turned out to be a blowout. That all changed after NDs first TD drive. The Irish were dominating the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball and I liked how Kelly was calling the game. Kelly was aggressive and took some chances. I agreed with every fourth down attempt call he made and he could have been successful on all of them if the players executed them right. That is one of the main reasons the Irish lost, they left too many plays on the field which took points of the board and you cannot do that against the defending champs and expect to win. Winston looked rattled early and looked anything but a former Heisman winner. That all changed after halftime. He proved why he is one of the best QB even though he is a dumbass. Golson did match Winston's play and came one play short of out playing him. Should be an early Heisman favorite next year.Now lets get to the call. I am going to tell you my thoughts on it and leave it at that. I know all of you will not agree and you will say that I am being a stupid Irish Homer (*CORRECT). I couldn't care less because nothing can be said to change my mind. I have watched the replay from many different angles and watched them so many times I lost count. First, lets start with #20 Prosise. He was the WR on the line of scrimmage that was jammed at the LOS. Both him and the DB were locked up with each other so I don't see how you can call him for a PI because both players were doing the same thing to each other. Now the outside WR #7 Fuller is the borderline play. He ran a slant and did make contact with the DB. He did not break off his route to make contact with the DB, the only thing he did wrong was not look back at the QB to make it look like he was looking for the ball. HOWEVER, when refs are going to call a PI for the "pick" play they need to determine whether or not the DB would have had a play on the ball if it was not for the pick. That was not the case on this play, the DB would have had no chance even if there was no contact with the WR.Also, I did go a little crazy on twitter but I have never experienced a high moment like that but ended up doing a 180 degree turn around. Add that with a few too many beers and that is what you get.
Now my thoughts. First of all, Brian Kelly is a whiny cry baby fuck that no one should like. He's a guy that the world can universally hate effortlessly. Notre Dame fans would hate him too if they had souls. Basically at the root of everything, Kelly is a murderer and Notre Dame fans are pro murder. Second, if you read the ACC's explanation of why offensive PI was called and then watch the play happen, you can clearly see that the correct call was made and Notre Dame fans are just sore fucking losers.
But that won't stop Brian Kelly from clapping his twat lips about how Notre Dame was hosed. And of course their bitchy fans will follow suit. I was hammered in a bar when this happened so I had to go back sober and watch everything. I really don't see what the uproar is about. The right call was made regardless of people saying FSU had "blown" the coverage on the play. Wide receivers can't block down field before the pass is thrown past the line of scrimmage and those receivers were blocking. End of discussion.
That's how you do it folks. You let a pissed off Notre Dame fan write a third of your post for you so you keep the actual work to a minimum. Blogging 101. That's my time for today. I wish every week was this easy.