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*Sunglasses - I don't recall ever wearing these until I was 25 or so but now I won't leave the house without a pair. I respect the sun and its harmful UV rays. But I'll be damned if I spend more than 20 bucks on a pair since they are easy to lose and/or break. In FACT, I stumbled on a new pair while sitting at The Stube on Saturday. They just came to me out of nowhere. Mine now, bruh.
*Vintage t-shirts - Since pretty much any shirt made in the 80s is about as comfortable as it gets, I would really love to punch the lights out of the asshole who decided to go away from that fabric type.
*Basketball Shorts - I have a pair of black adidas shorts that I've had for years and they are the best. The material appears to be the same as Councilman Jamm's ELITE satin blue jacket. I love these shorts so much. I wish that it was socially acceptable to wear hoops shorts in public because I would be all over that.
*Sweatpants - Oh, you can't beat a good pair of sweatpants. Not that they make them with pockets...forget about it! Perfection! I do wish that they went back and time and combined the pockets look with the rugged elastic at the ankles and waist. I don't need the drawstring. Give me the elastic, please. Napoleon Football Spirit Packs (yes, these existed) always included the finest late 90's sweatpants. I love you, sweatpants.
*Sandals/flip-flops - Being a hayseed from rural Ohio, I'm not the biggest fan of wearing shoes and socks. I like to let my sexy feet breathe and make weirdos hot and bothered with my hairy toe knuckles. Socks suck.
I figured that everyone can add something to this sort of conversation. I'm sure that an asshole like Ide will talk about how he can't live without his Brooks Brothers suits or Randall Stevens can give out dressing tips for first class flyin'. What a couple of assholes they are. Those who are not ELITE should stop pretending to be ELITE IMO. Let's get comfortable today and always remember to CARRY THE FLAG!