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Let me start out this post by stating what I have always stated, BRAXTON MILLER IS OVERRATED AS....RAW DENIM....or something. But he's overrated as fuck and isn't a good quarterback. Great afflete. Shit quarterback. I have always felt this way. So let's go back to August 20th, when G$ introduced us all to the new leader of Fuckeyes.
Here was my immediate reaction to Braxton going out;
"I see 2-4 losses for the Buckeyes this year. Barrett is going to lose them a couple games this year that they wouldn't have lost with Brax. But I think the Fuckeyes have a ton of question marks on the team outside of QB anyways.
Also Braxton is the most OVERRATED 2 time B1G player of the year ever. I've never been a big fan of him as a QB, as I was squarely on #TeamSmoothJazz, so I can see Barrett being a better passer on the intermediate throws that Brax was typically awful at. But for this year that's the only upgrade I can see with Barrett> Brax.
I do think Barrett will come along nicely as the season goes, as long as his O-line allows him to(huge ?). And if he does and I'm a Fuckeye fan I don't want Brax back, other than to be some Wildcat/Weapon type of player. He's just not that good of a QB."That looks like a pretty #MEASURED and accurate statement. Here is Drew's response;
"LOLZ @ not wanting Braxton back as a QB. I can't believe someone wouldn't think he doesn't make them a better team. If he would have played this year, he would have basically owned the OSU football record books at the end of the season. What a terrible player."Let's also note this was after he dropped a JT Barrett is ELITE because of military family bomb. Fuck Drew is what I'm saying.
I have been very impressed with Barrett, unlike some other HATERZ around here. I think he is developing nicely as the season progresses, regardless of the defenses he has faced, and that will continue the rest of the year. He still has a big ol' twat for an arm, any throw over 40 yards is an absolute duck, but he has poise and is making plays when they are needed without making mistakes. And I don't think what he does against Sparty is all that relevant because he's going to continue to develop and he's already better than Braxton. I think he is going to be a really good/great QB for the Fuckeyes and I hate that, but I will deal with that some other Saturday. Shutting him down after this year to bring back Braxton would be a Brady Hoke level of fat fucking ruhtard who knows nothing about football. I don't think Urbz is that stupid. You all know where this is going, Braxton has gots to go.
So here is how I see Braxton's options for next year:
Go back to the Fuckeyes. I don't see this happening at all unless my prediction above comes to fruition....which is totes a possibility because ME>U. It's also possible for the reasons brought up by G$ back in August;
"It's a torn labrum, right? Let's not just assume that Prince Twat is going to come back the same or better. He might show up to Spring Ball throwing the rock like Cakes AKA a faggot OBVZ"The Fuckeyes, with Barrett at the helm, may offer Braxton the best opportunity for him showcase his talent as a pure AFFLETE. I have never debated his ability to make plays. And I think Urbz could do some real damage if he opened up the playbook to use Braxton athletic ability to its' full potential. I think this is the least likely of situations, and I don't think there is a chance that Braxton comes back to the Fuckeyes in any other role than this(barring a Barrett injury).
Graduate Transfer. This is assuming that Braxton's vaginal shoulder can fully heal, otherwise no other team is taking a chance on him. But if Braxton Miller really thinks that he can be a quarterback at the next level--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--then he is going to have to go elsewhere to prove that. I'm not totally sure where he would land as I'm not going to review every teams QB depth right now, but I'll throw some out that make sense to me. Michigan!!! This would be the ultimate troll job and depending on who Michigan hires(Dan Mullen) I think it could work as a stopgap. Florida!!! If Dan Mullen ends up in Gainesville like I suspect he will, Miller seems like a perfect fit for one year while Mullen finds his QB of the future on the recruiting trail. Oregon!!! I'm not sure if this is realistic because I feel like Oregon's system is too complex for somebody to just show up and start, but I think there is room for somebody to step in after Mariota. There are obvs going to be other options out there for a player of his caliber, no matter how OVERRATED he is, but those three schools would be interesting potential destinations.
Go Pro Bro. It might just be time for Braxton to take his talents to the NFL...for two years until only the CFL will accept him. Again, he would be entering the NFL Draft as an afflete because he doesn't have the QB skills to make it in the NFL and he hasn't shown the skills to be a WR or the durability to be a RB. Denard Robinson was drafted at the beginning of the 5th round. Braxton Miller does not have the agility nor the straight line speed of Denard, but is a better QB prospect(not saying much) so it's hard for me to imagine Miller as anything more than a 5-7 round draft pick. But with the durability issues I don't know if he should chance another year as an amateur when he is pretty much guaranteed to make a roster based on potential alone. He's not in a position to pass up 500k when his shoulder is one bad throw away from being ruined forever.
Some might feel that this discussion is premature, as Drew said in the comments Tuesday, but I don't think so. Barrett has shown his worth already and he's every bit the quarterback Braxton was...and then some. I don't care what kind of ink Braxton has on is body, he needs to think about what's best for his future...and that's leaving the Fuckeyes behind, one way or the other.
What I was trying to say in this post is that I think Ide said it best back in August;
"Iceman is the type of guy who waves goodbye to his friends."
Good say, sirs. I SAID GOOD DAY.