"Bro. You gotta check out the hooters on this Iraqi chick before I blow them clean off."
I don't do this
Everyone is talking about this new movie American Sniper. The Academy is rock hard and lubed up, ready to pepper this flick with all the awards. But many on the Interwebs seem outraged by an alleged misinterpretation of the sniper in question. Admittedly, I knew nothing about Chris Kyle when the movie trailer was released. I saw a war movie starring Bradley Cooper and violently fist pumped for a good 15 seconds after. I just envisioned Clint Eastwood laughing like a bastard while rolling around in stacks of money completely naked. I'm not sure there is a better money making equation in Hollywood. War + actor that cranks out the jams = fuck load of money. It's a nearly fool proof formula. Even now, I'll admit that I still don't know a lot about this guy. Or I should say I don't know if the information I have is completely accurate. The Internet can be a dangerous place to get believable information these days.
From what I've read, apparently Clint Eastwood has really ruffled some feathers with this one and the film has brought into question exactly who this Chris Kyle guy is/was. I've read some articles and watched some interviews and it seems like there is a definite divide in opinion. Chris Kyle American Hero or Chris Kyle American Psycho? You have right wing people celebrating Chris Kyle the solider and calling him a true American hero because of the countless number of American lives he is responsible for saving. Then you have left wingers calling Kyle a hate filled, murderous bastard who "loved" killing and who was insanely racist.
Here's my ELITE opinion on the matter. It's going to take a lot more than Michael Moore flapping his fat jowls for me to think poorly of a guy who put his life on the line to protect mine. I personally know one SEAL and he's a Kentucky gay boy who turns a blind eye to improper NCAA benefits and incest. The SEAL I know is not a bad mother fucker that could kill you with a paper clip. It takes a special combination of crazy and stupid to become a Navy SEAL and they probably need to be in order to do what they do and live with it. You have to be born with a certain mental makeup that differs from most normal people, IMO. What I'm saying is I'm not judging this man for whatever faults he may have had. Because I know who isn't becoming a SEAL. Me. I also know who isn't fighting terrorists. Also me. And to be honest, I think I require the guys making sure I don't wake up with a bad guy's assault rife pressed firmly against my nose, a little off upstairs and radical with their actions.
I think these left wingers just need to R-E-L-A-X. The men and women in our military risk their lives to make sure that Americans like me can do stupid shit like be gluttonous assholes at ridiculous food challenges. So I'm gonna cut our soldiers a little fucking slack when it comes to the manner in which they defend my freedom. So maybe Kyle did enjoy killing terrorists. Okay. So fucking what? Wouldn't you? Just a little? Especially if it meant an American solider lived in the process?? So what if he was a little hate filled? I can safely say that I would also probably hate the people responsible for me waking up in the desert every morning wondering if today is the day a four pound spider bites my dick off. I think any normal person would be somewhat hate filled in that situation. And I don't think I need to point out the fact that every last one of you fuckers here is a little racist. Also...who gives a rat's ass that he wrote a book about his experience to try and reap some monetary benefits, post war? The military guys I know tell me the pay sucks and is really hard to live off of. So I see nothing wrong with a little side action.
Maybe my opinion will change if I get more information. Or more credible information. But from what I've seen and read so far, it sounds like sad, gun hating hippies are just trying to poke holes in a story about a man responsible for saving a lot of American lives. If that is indeed the case...go eat some granola and find something else better to do, you fucking losers. Anyway...I figured this would be a nice break from sports and something new to talk about. Have at it, fellas.