Friday, January 02, 2015
I'm sure that there will be plenty of smack talk all day long once everyone un-passes out. Either way, we have our College Football Championship set. Bring your takes strong today, folks. You have been warned.
But that's not all! Today marks the start of our annual NFL Playoffs Picks Contest. I want to say that Prime won last year and I PayPal'd him some money or something which is funny because I don't ever recall getting any money from him. Where are my lavish gifts? That goes to all of you, too! Where was I? Oh yes. You've all done this before. You pick the line and O/U for each NFL playoff game and the winner gets a jug of Cakes' baby batter and a ticket to Wheelz next family reunion (I still LOL hard over three of her family members not talking over the Ice Bucket Challenge, bruh!).
Arizona @ Carolina -6.5 O/U 37.5 - Ugh, at least we're getting this one out of the way. Anything under a touchdown, I'm taking the Panthers. CAR and Under
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh -3.5 O/U 46.5 - The Ravens get Ngata back which is great because he'll be able to stop the run which the Steelers will barely try to do. Baltimore's secondary is horseshit and Pittsburgh has a really STREMPHy passing game. This is the time of the year where Flacco usually shows off his ELITEness, but the Steelers stay hot. PIT and Over
Cincinnati @ Indianapolis -3.5 O/U 49.5 - I don't want anything to do with playoff road game Andy Dalton. The Clots killed them earlier 27-0 and Jeremy Hill isn't that much of a difference maker. IND and Under
Detroit @ Dallas -6.5 O/U 48.5 - Much has been made about Stafford being 0-16 against good teams on the road or whatever. But he's back home now (I think)! How do you break that streak? By letting Suh stomp Romo's back of course. Upset special of the week: the Lions win outright. The Cowboys are feeling a little too good about themselves and this is January after all. Fuck you, Jerry Jones. DET and Over
Make your picks to click and try to get money out of my wallet! Motherfuckers, Ohio Buckeyes better have lost last night because if they didn't then they are going to win it all and then no one important will be happy. Especially me because my in-laws are coming into town tomorrow. Why? Because the oldest Snoad boy is getting married and they are going to the wedding. Where was my invite, you jaw-cracking sonofabitch? GO LIONS!