|Might I interest you old timers in a game of Find The Fleshlight?|
Anyway, I thought that today we could all make our offerings to a future Money Shot Potluck which will likely never happen. I suppose we could maybe do something cool if this site ever has a RibFest X or something (like Grumpy's funeral) but I doubt it. That isn't the point. Attendance is mandatory and you are required to bring your best dish and a beverage to be shared among the group. I will provide well done steaks for all commenters. Just kidding, BRAHs, why don't I slow roast a whole hog (or pay someone to do it for me because I would definitely fuck that up). Who doesn't enjoy a hog roast? Well, other than devout Jews and I think Muslims. Fuck them, they aren't invited anyway.
As for my contribution to The Money Shot Potluck, I make a damn fine chicken and andouille sausage jambalaya. I'll bring a big ass pot of that. Also put me down for a 30 pack of Stroh's (30 pack of hos). Beer was meant to be fire-brewed.
If you suck at cooking or just don't want to, that's cool. My only rule is that you can't bring anything from a restaurant. Like, you aren't showing up at this mythical party saying "I BROUGHT THURMANATORS FOR EVERYONE". Nah, brah. You are allowed to have a family member make your dish though. Gram Gram's peach cobbler is perfectly acceptable. So line up and fill the table. This comment section is about to get a whole lot more obese.
We also have more NFL playoff games to pick. Remember, you are playing for me to buy you ribs/avoid having to chip in for my size adult medium Joe Flacco jersey.
Green Bay @ Seattle -7.5 O/U 46.5 - A completely healthy Green Bay team lost by 20 in Seattle in week one. A banged up Green Bay team will lose by 21 on Sunday. SEA OVER
Indianapolis @ New England -6.5 O/U 53.5 - Doesn't it feel like the Patriots always destroy the Colts? I'm not going to say that anyone could have done to Denver what Indy did last weekend but I'm not not going to say that either. I think that both home teams roll to be honest. NE OVER
10-6: G$, Drew, Iceman, Ide, and JSaul
8-8: Seal and Andrew B
7-9: Prime, Lacey, and Jeff
6-10: Ace and Burke
Faggot Squad: -Rex
It looks like a five horse-cocked race to the finish. May the best G$ win! My daughter is getting baptized on Sunday (DEAL WITH IT, GOD) so that may effect my football watching ways. I doubt it though. I'll make it back for kickoff even if I have to pistol-whip the pastor. Enjoy the second to last weekend of meaningful football, bros, and don't forget to set your crock pots for our never-going-to-happen potluck.