|Ewwwwww he so OFF!|
Thoughts on Friday!
*Those WOLVERINES jerseys just aren't working for me. Michigan is supposed to have MICHIGAN on their unis. This concoction (ironically) looks like the sort of unlicensed apparel that you could only find at Marts Wal or K. They look cheap.
*Let's call a spade a spade here: that game ended on a flop and a flopper was rewarded. Michigan blew a huge lead and not only did they deserve to lose--they EARNED that loss. Yet a horrible call from a terrible official iced the game, bruh. I'm not all that mad about the result because I don't particularly want to watch a UT/UK game anyway but the truth is that Cuonzo and the Vols got hosed. That is not a charge, Doug Gottleib, and I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to be the new Skip Bayless by disagreeing with all common sense.
*The two late games on Friday were absolutely sensational and it's a damn shame that they were synched up to end at the same time because both deserved to be watched in their entirety. Tony Bennett can flat out coach and he is easily one of the 5 or 10 best coaches in the country. His teams ALWAYS play ELITE defense. No shame in that loss. Hell of a job all season by the Cavaliers. Bennett is a real #waltbehrman.
*#waltbehrman made Friday night even better. Good goddamn work by all that participated.
*Dear analysts, Keith Appling has been FUCKING TERRIBLE FOR FOUR YEARS. He IS the weak link on Sparty. Stop acting like his poor play is a surprise.
*UK/Louisville was as great as expected. I don't think that it was better than UK/Wichita State, but it was damn close. That was a really fun game although it would have been far better if (surprise, surprise) the goddamn refs swallowed their whistles. Kentucky is absolutely terrifying right now. We all laughed at that idiot getting the ridiculous national champion 2014 ink but maybe he was on to something. WHAT ELSE DOES HE KNOW!
*I hate that John Calipari keeps getting the better of Rick Pitino. It just doesn't seem right.
|Watch out, Coach, you've got a homo hanging on you!|
*All good things must come to an end and that also includes the visuals from The Ghetto after Dayton tourney wins. That is how you do it. You just get drunk and have fun. You don't try to LIGHT HOUSES ON FIRE, Kentucky fan. Why are you trying to destroy your city? That makes no sense to me.
*Florida has won 30 in a row now. Why am I still not that impressed? I should be, I know that. I guess that when your best player is someone terrible like Scotty goddamn Wilbekin, no one should take you seriously. I have no evidence at all to back this up but Scotty Dubs is awful.
*Wisconsin/Arizona was absolutely terrific. An OT game in the low 60s doesn't sound great but it TOTES was. If you don't love Bo Ryan then I don't know what is wrong with you. Everything about him and his demeanor is hilarious.
*Bad night for The Millers, no? Sean is going to catch a ton of shit for not making the Final Four again but I think that that is off base. He's a great coach. He'll get there soon enough.
*Wow. If you correctly hated Aaron Craft then I hope you got a good look at Arizona PG TJ McConnell. He was equally cocksucker-y with his faux hustle and terrible jump shot. I wanted him to get a concussion on one of his 2000 unnecessary floor dives.
*Not to get too insider-y but Wisconsin defended the pick and roll like absolute garbage. Look, Nick Johnson is their best player. They are going to screen for him. You either have to switch or hedge. You can't do neither and then leave him open for a free jump shot. The Badgers did this ALL GAME. Frustrating to watch for a fine basketball mind such as myself. #waltbehrman
*Frank Kaminsky, SON!!! A guy that looks like that shouldn't be able to BALL THAT HARD. Speaking of ballers, I want to talk about Aaron Gordon. He needs another year. Hell, there is no reason to turn pro if YOU CAN'T SHOOT. Great game.
Thoughts on Sunday!
*I admittedly wasn't paying attention to much of the UConn/Sparty game as I was too busy building a championship fantasy baseball squadron around mah boy, Miguel Cabrera, but it sounds like Shabazz was being Shabazz and Sparty just sucked.
*Never doubt the truth that the team that everyone loves will always disappoint.
*I saw Johnny BRAH there wearing a Sparty hat. Crean Pie was not happy on Twitter. That makes me LOL.
*Honestly, that is about all I have on this game because UConn is about the most meh program ever to me. Going to the Final Four isn't bad for a women's hoops school!
*UK/UM...Seal pulls a FAST one on the world. What more can you say? That game was ELITE!
*You're seeing all of these studs mature before our eyes and now we see why this was the preseason #1 team in the country. Even when a garbage player like Willie Dyke Lawyer out, it doesn't matter at all. The Harrison twins, Young, Randle, Poythress, Johnson...EVEN THAT LEE KID THAT NEVER PLAYED! This team WILL win the national title. FACT.
*Nik Stauskas had a game where he thought he was better than he actually is. You can't force it, kid. Go back to Canada AKA Johansenland. FYI, you aren't ready for the NBA. Go back.
*Why is Mitch McGary wearing his uniform? WHAT A FAG!
*It's never a bad thing for WE ON fans to get silenced but they have nothing to hang their heads about. They lost a great game to the most talented team in the country on a miracle three. It happens. You can't tell me that every Michigan fan wouldn't have taken this season with McGary playing almost zero minutes. This was a GREAT season for the maize and blow.
If you ask me, I think that we're getting a Les Miles Toilet Water Special a week from today: Florida vs. Kentucky Part Four. SEC! SEC! SEC! You already know that I'm picking the Cats to win it all. You don't win those last three games in that fashion and then just poop your pants later. Go Seal Team Six! What a great fucking tournament.