|I was wondering when a BRAH would snap and challenge a walrus to a push-up contest...INSANE PERSON|
I have no idea what the future holds. They still have him under a cheap deal for next year but I can't possibly fathom a contract extension. It's over. At least it is in DC. John Keim heard that we would only get offered a fifth or sixth round pick for him right now. Fuck that then. Any decent coaching staff will be able to fix him. I mean, probably. But if you made me bet, I would say that he is traded to either the Rams or Jets or Tampa after the Super Bowl for a third round pick. And both sides can move on. RG3 to rebuild his reputation and stay off of TV ads and the Redskins can re-focus on being bottom-feeding shitbags.
Bears +7.5. Wrap that shit up!
— mACEon Betha (@ItsMrAceBRAH) November 27, 2014
The Bears - What a terrible poop team. They do nothing well. My dad was saying that the Skins and Bears should swap quarterbacks. Are you kidding me, bro? Sure, Griffin is a corpse but the last thing that I would want is an "upgrade" to the Cat.
Rod Marinelli - The only coach to ever go 0-16 was getting mad love this season for the way that his average at best Cowboys defense was playing. And now they are showing to be dead as they didn't even come remotely close to slowing down El Shitbox and the rest of the Eagles. Chip could have hung 70 if he wanted. The Dallas defense was gassed in the second quarter! Nothing makes Thanksgiving better than the Cowboys getting slaughtered. I'm also a big fan of Dez screaming at Romo on the sideline.
Colin Kaepernick - Have you learned nothing? You should not be throwing the ball in Richard Sherman's direction EVER AGAIN. I said it last week and it remains true...Kaep sucks. He should feel lucky that the Redskins exist and that his back-up is Blaine Gabbert. His coach benched Alex Smith before and he was playing WAY better than what Kaep is this year. By the way, the Seahawks have their shit together finally. I wouldn't be handing the NFC title to queermo Rodgers just yet. The Thanksgiving games this year sucked.
Kenny Britt - DURR I'm gonna protest on behalf of Michael Brown even though I was a person of interest in the mysterious death of my own brother last year. Shut the fuck up, Kenny, your criminal record is far longer than anything you've ever accomplished on the football field.
Jim Nantz - I'm about to ruin your life. Nantz never says halftime. He always calls it "intermission". Pay attention. It's like he is at a musical or some shit. He also tends to calls quarters "stanzas". Jim Nantz is a fucking weirdo.
Jim Haslett - Obviously this season has been one gigantic disaster after another, but our defense has just been awful throughout. If you have fantasy receivers going against the Skins, you should always play them because every goddamn week we let WRs just run free down the middle of the field for easy touchdowns while our safeties and corners just look at each other. This happens every week. Kill this team.
Ike Taylor - Talk about a perfect Redskin! He's old and shitty and also loves to get burnt!
Jimmy Graham - Not one fucking pass was thrown in his direction. The Saints scored 35 on Pittsburgh and they didn't even try to get their only good pass catcher involved. STEELERS FOOTBALL!
Brian Hoyer - OK, bro, it's getting harder and harder to silence the haters. It MIGHT be time to name Johnny the starter. Let's be honest here, the playoffs seem unlikely as you keep playing worse so it's probably the right time to see what you've got.
Johnny HarBRAH - Such an impressive home choke to Marmalard! And making it even more ELITE was BRAH whining about that OBVZ PI call. LOL!
Tom Coughlin - Yep, he gone! Blew a 21 point lead to the Jags!!!
Andy Dalton, Marvin Lewis, and Lovie Smith - What a garbage HOF game this was. Dalton was his typical ass-y self and I can't wait to bet against him in the playoffs again. Marvin just continues to do stupid things and his end of game challenge was not a thing of genius. He didn't know the rules and got lucky. And you can't get lucky without the opposing classy moron running the old 12 man offense! The Bengals are so bad.
Todd Bowles - He is Arizona's DC and one of the hottest names in the coaching ranks. Better re-think that considering that he couldn't figure out Matt Ryan and Steven Jackson's ass. Seriously, Jackson is about a month away from being found in a Columbus dumpster. I'm starting to get a little nervous about the Cardinals.
Bill Belichick - In what would be a perfectly acceptable Super Bowl if it comes to be, the Patriots had no answer at all for Aaron Rodgers outside of stepping on his hand which did not work. Revis seemed mortal. They had no pass rush. I don't know who NE's DC is but he is a disgusting slob and I want him to always lose. Fuck that guy.
FANTASY - FML. The teams that I need to win don't and the teams that I left for dead do. This is stupid.
Alright, assholes, while all of you talk yourselves into tonight's horrendous Dolphins/Jets matchup, I will somehow be at a worse game as I BURY THE FLAG when the rotten Panthers invade NWA to take on the worst team in the NHL, your CBJ. There might be 400 people there. Those are good 50/50 odds! Come back later today for TWD finale talk and tomorrow when we snap ankles and discuss The Iceman's journey into enemy territory.