Wednesday, December 03, 2014
I'm not going to pretend to know everything about this story. Hell, I'm barely following it at all. What I do think that I know is as follows...
*unarmed black teenager Michael Brown (not the old Bears safety) gunned down by overzealous, small-dicked white cop
*America went into an uproar
*streets of Ferguson deemed unsafe as local PD threatens to arrest everyone
*a bit of a lull
*Killer Cop Darren Wilson will not be charged (or something like that)
*Fox News is happy. MSNBC is furious. Wolf Blitzer continues to have hilarious name.
*RIOTS! LOOTING! LOUD NOISES!
*Probably some sort of nonsense from Al Sharpton about justice even though he is too weird looking to be on TV anymore. Put the weight back on, Al.
One thing that I will say that has already been said a ton: RIOTING IS FUCKTARDED. Way to burn buildings and destroy shit that had zero to do with anything that happened at all. Payless Shoes or whatever isn't a part of the legal system. Think about how dumb that is for a second. People are so mad that the police can get away with murder that they actively participate in mob violence which would give the same police just cause to shoot them. And these are supposed to be the good guys!
There we go. A break from sports to rip on the world. America is a pretty ELITE place but there are some giant pockets of this country that no one would miss. Fergie Mo appears to be one of those places. Have a take. Do not suck. I'll just be over here sharpening my pitchfork because the Rams didn't mean their apology to the STLPD because, yeah, that's important.
NUKE MISSOURI. BRING BACK MISSOUR-AH. And this is probably Obama's fault somehow. I tend to blame newly elected state senators for this travesty. GET OFF YOUR ASS IMO.