Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Open Forum: CHRISTmas CHRISTmas CHRISTmas

I'm only at the office until noon today and then I'm on the road back to Naptown.  This is pretty much the gist of today's post.  There are no topics.  How about you quit being a free-loading sonofabitch and come up with your own talking points for once?

My social life is non-existent.  My sports teams are awful.  I wake up sore every day.  Life is good, bruh.  I would like to announce that my two favorite holiday beers this year are Catawba Island Cookie Cutter and Fat Heads Holly Jolly.  Sorry, Great Lakes, you know I love you but you were bested by fellow Ohio breweries this season.

See you on Friday for this year's Money Shot Man of the Year ceremony.  And happy belated birthday to Jimmy HarBRAH!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember that time last week when I said the Cavs frontline could not lead them to the Finals....and G$'s response was that Tristan and Andy were actually pretty decent.....and I LOLZ'd at counting on Andy's health? Drew wins again. Maybe you guys can bring Byron Mullens back to the USA to replace Andy.

No work for me today. I need to pick up a couple gift cards for presents and then I'm done. Driving up to Michigan tomorrow.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Need to pick up the last of my gifts, then it's off to NC, for BBBQ, COOKOUT, and racism. Jeff knows what I'm talking about.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Also, G$ are you breast feeding? Why do you wake up sore everyday?

--Drew

GMoney said...

Have I ever implied that Varejao was a basketball Cal Ripken Ironman? I don't think so. We'll see how serious it is soon (didn't look good) but this may light a fire under management to go out and get a shotblocker. I would love to have Gorgui Dieng...kid is a beast. Either way, you aren't right. You just screamed the obvious the loudest.

I work out every day and push through pain like a boss/fucking idiot. No off days, bruh, got to stay SWOLE.

GMoney said...

Ide, shall I assume that the extra B stands for "bojanglin'"?

Anonymous said...

Ide probably benches more than you.

--Drew

GMoney said...

I watched This Is The End last night. Enjoyable movie but that Jay Baruchel guy is the fucking WORST.

Anonymous said...

Really enjoyed that movie....some hilarious parts.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Just got an e-Christmas Card from one Grumpy sumbitch. Did you not get yours? Pity.

Mr. Ace said...

THE MONEY SHOT WILL BE LIVE TOMORROW!!! I don't have to be bothered with any family gatherings tomorrow. So I will bring all of you tidings and joy from the golf course, and provide a welcome break from your crazy aunt and/or creepy drunk uncle. You're welcome.

6 days til Jimmy BRAH's homecoming!

Grumpy said...

Josh Smith is the answer.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Ape! I'll be sure to check in while I'm drinking and watching NBA.

--Drew

GMoney said...

LOL Kevin Nash arrested for fighting his 18 year old son and, by the look of the mugshot, losing said fight.

http://deadspin.com/kevin-nash-arrested-for-battery-reportedly-fought-with-1674868126

Anonymous said...

I'm not doing strength gaining at the moment, more upkeep and resistance to make it through the holidays. I did put up 225 today, before I did 20 minute AMRAP then 2 100 rep exercises. I hate my life.

Take BCAA if you're still sore. It is a lifechanger.

The extra B is indeed for Bojangles. Solid catch!

Ide

GMoney said...

The Money Shot Combine??? Nah, too much effort.

Jeff said...

That is the gif that keeps on giffing.

A nice low country boil would be pretty ELITE right now. Racism is a dish best served low and slow.

Prime99 said...

Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals!

This Is The End was very funny. One of the rare movies I've seen in the theater over the last 20 months. The song and dance at the end was pretty hilarious. No SPOILERS tho- it's not like I'm Iceman or anything.

The Sex Cannon's rebuff of the Browns is the stuff of legends. I wonder how many girls he gets pregnant while kite surfing with his family? Long live the Cannon!

Michigan's Twitter handle wishing JimmyBRAH a happy birthday was pretty desperate. It'll be LULZ if they don't get him.

Anonymous said...

I'd like a Money Shot Combine just because it'd force me to get into shape.

Andy V with a torn Achilles.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Andy was due. Fuck.

Prime99 said...

O/U on pulled hamstrings at the Money Shot Combine is set at 2.5

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see some commenters go at it in a wing eating contest. Dut would house us in hot dog/sauerkraut ball eat offs, but wings gives us some real equal footing.

I'd say Mongolian BBQ also, but I've heard too many stories to make a righteous claim for that title.

Ide

Prime99 said...

Ide brags about benching 225, claims to work out every day, then immediately diverts the conversation from a workout contest to an eating contest. More #IdeLies? More #IdeLies.

Anonymous said...

Is 225 an achievement? I feel like it's not. I'm filing the combine under the tab of Goldeneye tournaments, Mario Jars faceoffs, and you ever showing up to anything. Ie. Not gonna happen. So the logic is as follows.

A. We are never going to do a combine.
B. We do meet for eating once a year.
C. You're in Norfeast Cali and would do neither.
D. You got fourf place by losing to me.

Ide

T. Iceman said...

"D. You got fourf place by losing to me."

NOT an #IdeLie.

I'm preparing my body, soul and mind for Wheelz family Christmas tonight. Something idiotic happens every year. This year 3 family members aren't speaking to each other because of the ice bucket challenge on Facebook. You read that correct.

Anonymous said...

So we can add Iceman to Ape's group of marrying into dumb white trash. You two are buffoons.

--Drew