A long long time ago, back in the days when The Toolshed was all the rage on the internet, I created a post that placed a lot of pressure on myself and my manhood.
"Every once in awhile Mrs. Ace and I will get into a little bit of a debate about what we(I) would name our kid(s) if we were to have one, or 13. Mrs. Ace's name of choice is always Eva. But I have superior DNA that won't allow me to give birth to females, so that name really has no shot. And if for some reason I would produce some mutant spawn--a daughter-- I am of the China mindset...see you at the orphanage."
STRONG TAEK! Well science dammit, I'm a man of my word. Mrs. Ace is pregnant! WITH A BOY!
We just found out that we were having a boy last night, even though obviously I knew that my supersperm could only create men. Pretty pumped. Due date is July 1st. My kid is going to throw the most crisp bounce passes ever. A real floor general and high basketball IQ IMO.
The name game still rages on, though. I am still pushing hard for Maximus. Mrs. Ace seems to be a big fan of Jackson. If SOA didn't make that name blow up then I wouldn't be opposed. Unless we just name him Jax, after the Mortal Kombat character with the bionic arms, I think I could get behind that. I got way to drunk last night to remember all the names that were discussed, but I know Bronson(#ELITE movie) and Cameron(Either after Con-Air or Cam'ron DIPSET). Some other random names: Bodhi(Strong Darkhorse), Oliver, and Lucifer obvs. Either way shit's getting real, and my kid can't have a queer name.
Let me just say again how thrilled I am to only have to worry about one dick, and not all of them.
The MONEY SHOT ARMY just got one stronger!