|I wonder if Marco's is hiring...|
Q. Who wins the World Series?
G$: I already picked NATTITUDE. The correct answer though is "Anyone But Detroit". Maybe today we can find out what the Detroit guys would have had to do if Seal won the office bet.
Q. Outside of Monday night, the entire consensus top 5 in fantasy football this season (McCoy, Charles, Peterson, Forte, and Lacy) have been terrible. If you re-drafted today, would DeMarco Murray go #1? That shit is CRAY CRAY!
Q. We're five weeks in. Who makes the college football playoff?
G$: Florida State, SEC West winner...let's go with Texas A&M, Oregon, and Baylor
Q. You still aren't buying Oklahoma, are you?
G$: Nope. And I never will.
Q. What about Notre Dame though? And BYU?
G$: Notre Dame is turning out to be the most underrated team in America. OBVZ we hate them but this program is rock solid. Golson is a legitimate Heisman contender. Unfortunately, that schedule is a bitch. If they can get through it with only one loss, I would have no problem with them making the tournament. That game in Tallahassee in a few weeks will be fantastic. BYU? They definitely have to run the table just to be considered but I can't see it happening for them.
Q. Big Ten getting anyone in?
G$: Not unless it is Sparty. Sorry Cakes. Not really. FUCK YOU, CAKES. No quality wins outside of Indiana tend to stick with you. Beating on each other doesn't help.
Q. Should the SEC get two teams in?
G$: Again, nope. If you can't win your conference then you should never ever make the playoffs. I had a huge problem with it a few years ago when Roll Tide got a second chance with Lester and nothing has changed.
Q. Who's the Heisman front-runner?
G$: I would say that it's Kenny Hill (not Trill). Kid has been fantastic and still has plenty more chances to improve that already ELITE resume.
That will do it for today. Plenty of questions for everyone to answer and argue about. And maybe we will all wake up to a 3 am press release from Michigan announcing that Dave Brandon is canned!