|Nothing blacker than giving out pound dawgs to a crack-smoking adulterer!|
*Seattle JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL and it is already unraveling - This usually takes a little bit longer for everyone to get greedy and start playing for themselves. It only took six games for Pete Carroll's squad to start Anchorman-style fighting each other. I'm pretty sure that Richard Sherman just threw a trident.
*Uhhhh, Russell Wilson has ALWAYS been like this - I mean, I'm not a big fan of the guy because I'm jealous of how good and classy and humble he is, but that is who he is. If you are anti-Rusty then you are pro-horrible people. Russell Wilson hasn't changed one bit. The haters have.
*Has Wilson ever not said the right thing - Since when has Wilson not taken the heat after games? This is SO stupid. Peyton Manning is known for throwing his teammates under the bus after losses but I have never heard Wilson deflect anything. He is a true leader in the purest sense. And it's not like it happens very often when Seattle loses because of the QB anyway.
*What sort of asshole backs Harvin over the QB that just won the Super Bowl - Pussy Hurtin' did so very little over a year and a half to contribute toward the team's success but somehow he has teammates backing him in the locker room EVEN THOUGH it has been confirmed that he fought Golden Tate and Doug Baldwin? They need to find these Harvin backers and cut their asses. Why would anyone follow Harvin over Wilson?
*The notion of being "not black enough" is INSANE - Yes, it is funny but it is a big reason why there are still monster racial issues in this country. It's not just white vs. black but there is large black vs. black dynamic that is hurting way more than it helps. The notion that a black person has to act a certain way or they are a sellout/Uncle Tom is bananas. There are people who believe that Terrell Owens is a better representative of who they are as a people than Shane Battier. NUTS. I'm sure that Ape can come up with some sort of sociological whatever about this (and he better quote Dr. Harry Edwards!) but this kind of crap (along with the RG3 hate from Rob Parker) just infuriates a well chronicled white man such as myself.
Like I said, I'm not a big Wilson fan because I do not gravitate toward the goody two shoes of the world but I sure as hell respect what he can do on and off the field. It's not his job to represent anything other than his team, himself, his family, and the products that he endorses. Fuck everything else. In conclusion, I will continue to be as white as I possibly can be just for all of you.
As usual, let's close with some gambling advice:
Ohio -14 @ Penn State - The pedophiles can't run the ball and can't pass protect. I don't care how loud those rape supporters get. This won't be close.
Sparty -17 vs. Michigan - This is going to be a bloodbath. I can't see DG98 putting up more than 10 points and MSU will score at least 4 times.
Marshall -28 vs. FAU - My old man got me on Marshall. The only way that people will notice them is if they kill everybody (and even then no one will care). The Herd are a rock solid team to bet on.
BAL PK @ CIN - I will take an ELITE QB all day!
NO PK vs. GB - The Saints don't lose at home.
MAC Glory Hole of the Week (5-5...fuck) is none other than the revenge game to end all revenge games. Father vs. Son. The villain is coming home. Don't Treadwell, fresh off the worst head coaching performance in the history of football, comes back to Oxford as RBs coach at Kent State. I am going with the RedHawks -6.5 to unleash a lot of pent-up rage on their former coach tomorrow. I expect a bloodbath. The line is closer than it should be due to Kent's out of nowhere crushing of Army last week but don't believe the hype. I will be placing a large wager on this one, folks.
That's it for this week. I hope that all of you are OK with that. If you didn't like any of the posts this week, it wasn't any of the writer's fault. It was yours. Never forget that.