Friday, October 24, 2014

Is This Post Black Enough???

Nothing blacker than giving out pound dawgs to a crack-smoking adulterer!
You just knew that the fallout from the Seahawks trading professional migraine liar and WR Percy Harvin was going to be good.  We just didn't know how good.  And now we know...it is hilarious.  Bleacher Report columnist/black guy/awful columnist Mike Freeman reported a few days ago that there was a faction in the Seattle locker room that was growing frustrated with Rusty Wilson claiming that he was too quick to deflect blame and "not black enough".  SWEET!  Another "cornball brother" fiasco!  Let's break this juicy rumor down!

*Seattle JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL and it is already unraveling - This usually takes a little bit longer for everyone to get greedy and start playing for themselves.  It only took six games for Pete Carroll's squad to start Anchorman-style fighting each other.  I'm pretty sure that Richard Sherman just threw a trident.

*Uhhhh, Russell Wilson has ALWAYS been like this - I mean, I'm not a big fan of the guy because I'm jealous of how good and classy and humble he is, but that is who he is.  If you are anti-Rusty then you are pro-horrible people.  Russell Wilson hasn't changed one bit.  The haters have.

*Has Wilson ever not said the right thing - Since when has Wilson not taken the heat after games?  This is SO stupid.  Peyton Manning is known for throwing his teammates under the bus after losses but I have never heard Wilson deflect anything.  He is a true leader in the purest sense.  And it's not like it happens very often when Seattle loses because of the QB anyway.

*What sort of asshole backs Harvin over the QB that just won the Super Bowl - Pussy Hurtin' did so very little over a year and a half to contribute toward the team's success but somehow he has teammates backing him in the locker room EVEN THOUGH it has been confirmed that he fought Golden Tate and Doug Baldwin?  They need to find these Harvin backers and cut their asses.  Why would anyone follow Harvin over Wilson?

*The notion of being "not black enough" is INSANE - Yes, it is funny but it is a big reason why there are still monster racial issues in this country.  It's not just white vs. black but there is large black vs. black dynamic that is hurting way more than it helps.  The notion that a black person has to act a certain way or they are a sellout/Uncle Tom is bananas.  There are people who believe that Terrell Owens is a better representative of who they are as a people than Shane Battier.  NUTS.  I'm sure that Ape can come up with some sort of sociological whatever about this (and he better quote Dr. Harry Edwards!) but this kind of crap (along with the RG3 hate from Rob Parker) just infuriates a well chronicled white man such as myself.

Like I said, I'm not a big Wilson fan because I do not gravitate toward the goody two shoes of the world but I sure as hell respect what he can do on and off the field.  It's not his job to represent anything other than his team, himself, his family, and the products that he endorses.  Fuck everything else.  In conclusion, I will continue to be as white as I possibly can be just for all of you.

As usual, let's close with some gambling advice:
Ohio -14 @ Penn State - The pedophiles can't run the ball and can't pass protect.  I don't care how loud those rape supporters get.  This won't be close.
Sparty -17 vs. Michigan - This is going to be a bloodbath.  I can't see DG98 putting up more than 10 points and MSU will score at least 4 times.
Marshall -28 vs. FAU - My old man got me on Marshall.  The only way that people will notice them is if they kill everybody (and even then no one will care).  The Herd are a rock solid team to bet on.

BAL PK @ CIN - I will take an ELITE QB all day!
NO PK vs. GB - The Saints don't lose at home.

MAC Glory Hole of the Week (5-5...fuck) is none other than the revenge game to end all revenge games.  Father vs. Son.  The villain is coming home.  Don't Treadwell, fresh off the worst head coaching performance in the history of football, comes back to Oxford as RBs coach at Kent State.  I am going with the RedHawks -6.5 to unleash a lot of pent-up rage on their former coach tomorrow.  I expect a bloodbath.  The line is closer than it should be due to Kent's out of nowhere crushing of Army last week but don't believe the hype.  I will be placing a large wager on this one, folks.

That's it for this week.  I hope that all of you are OK with that.  If you didn't like any of the posts this week, it wasn't any of the writer's fault.  It was yours.  Never forget that.

21 comments:

Jeff said...

Solid West Coast carry last night. Joey might have a new contract by the end of the year.

Jeff said...

Oh and the colts should house the steelers

Mr. Ace said...

I'm not gonna toot my own horn too much in regards to Peyton and Co's domination last night...but ya. Good luck to teamIdeLies.

The "not black enough" thing will be around forever. I mean, it's been around since slavery. It's not going anywhere. I blame the whites.

Super Bowl Champs always fracture one way or the other the next year, that's why they don't make the playoffs. The fact that Harvin had any impact in that lockerroom tells you everything you need to know.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of selling out..... Richard Sherman has done the same yet Rusty Dubs is the problem. Makes sense.

Black-ish the TV show will help all white people understand.

----Lange

GMoney said...

Not black enough just doesn't make sense at all. They all want to rise up out of the ghetto or whatever but when someone does and puts down the glock for a stock portfolio, then they are the enemy. Because apparently the only real black folks are Mike Vick and Suge Knight. You have to be rich AND a felon for everyone's respect.

CARRY THE FLAG! I made it through the first two periods. Best team in the league!

This was the one and only time that Prime could show Running Zack his favorite team in person. Did he take advantage?

Yeah, I kind of like the Clots, too. Indy doesn't seem like a team that will gift wrap three touchdowns within four seconds.

GMoney said...

You could make a pretty good case that Rusty Dubs isn't even black at all. I mean, if a blind guy--let's say Mike Carey--listened to him talk then he would definitely assume full whitey.

Mike Carey was awful again last night by the way. Granted, he WAS right on that fumble which was a rotten call that reaked of "Denver must win this game" but he kept going on and on about it hours later.

Anonymous said...

Any good Saturday evening bets that people like? I'm flying into Vegas around kick off of UM/MSU....so I'm pretty much relegated to only the evening games. Colts sound like a good one for Sunday.

Nice flag carry. Red Wings pulled the goalie with three minutes left against the Pens last night down two goals....scored two to tie it up and then won in OT. Suck on that dick Sidney. Wings/Jackets is trending toward being the ECF.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Drew, I kind of like Ole Miss only giving 3.5 at LSU. LSU is hot garbage and is still reeling from Iceman watching them play a few weeks ago.

Ape, I just checked the MSFL scoreboard and you usually don't see an 88 on the scoresheet after the Thursday nighter. Impressive! The score, not you.

GMoney said...

Oh man, there is a chili cook-off on the floor today and the building smells AMAZING. I will definitely be strapping on the chili boots and judging this bitch very seriously. MUST HAVE BEANS TO WIN.

(They say he carved it from a bigger spoon)

Prime99 said...

San Jose isn't exactly close to Sacramento (2.5 hours drive) so no, I didn't take Zack to see the BJ's. Good for you though, bros!

Gotta love Ape's Friday morning bragging. Usually works out well for him. This time, it probably will though.

This post wasn't white enough.

GMoney said...

Your son is going to need a ton of therapy to get over such horrible fatheringmanship. 2.5 hours to Carry The Flag is an acceptable amount of time to travel in order to Join The Battle.

You went too far last night, Prime. Actually, you did the opposite. You didn't go far enough. Gotta See It Live!!!

Anonymous said...

G$......Your Ole Miss call intrigues me.

--Drew

T. Iceman said...

It's pretty awesome when you're forced to come back from the game of Emmanuel Sanders career. Glad to know after one game I already don't have a chance this week.

I don't know how you represent yourself as "more black". What do people want you to do? Act like a crip (Gilbert Arenas) and bring a bag of guns into the locker room with you? Be a walking black man stereotype to feed into everything racist white people think a black person should be? It's one of the most idiotic phrases around. Besides...Rusty Wilson is divorced at 25. That's black enough for me. Count it.

Mr. Ace said...

Cheer up, Ice! You still have a solid projection. You never know.

Rusty Dubs got a divorce so he could bang more white chicks. #BLACK

GMoney said...

They better be fat though.

#BLACKISH

GMoney said...

Listen up, asshole, if you want my vote in a chili cook-off then you better not put mushrooms in your goddamn chili. I think that one of the nominees was made with fucking ghost chilis. Jesus, I'm going to be on the shitter all day.

GMoney said...

Joe Maddon quits the Rays...WHAT A GENIUS!

Prime99 said...

Maddon to the Cubs. Bank on it.

T. Iceman said...

Mushrooms in chili? GTFO with that shit. Meat, beans, bacon. No need to get fuckin fancy with it. It's chili for Christ sake.

GMoney said...

No guff. As soon as I saw them floating in the brine, I immediately was hoping that there was a last place vote that I could give out.

But Prime, you already have a manager. Some Mexican, I think.

Prime99 said...

A Mexican with one year left on his deal which the Cubs will eat like a super burrito with extra green sauce now that Maddon is available.