Tuesday, October 21, 2014

College Football Week 8


"Yayyass!  Uh free toy at thuh bottum of muh Skoal tin!"



Oh boy.  CONTROVERSY!  CONSPIRACY!  SMOKING GUNS!  HOSE JOBS!  TIN HATS!  Today could break the record for most comments if the lone Notre Dame fan here pulls his weight today.  There is a lot to discuss so let's jump right in.

Ohio Buckeyes vs. Rutgers

The Ohio Buckeyes blew out another average Big 10 team Saturday but that didn't stop Drew from acting like they just won the National Championship.  His weekly streak of being the most annoying fuck on Twitter is intact.  Goals are important to have.  Somewhere along the line Drew got it in his head that I GUARANSHEED the Buckeyes were winning 8 games tops.  Rest assured that never happened.  /cue Drew frantically FACT checking previous posts and coming up empty.  Drew and the Ohio Buckeyes really were made for each other.

Alabama vs. Texas A&M

Hammer fuckin time.  ROLL DAMN KISS MY BUTT COWTURD!  Phyllis from Mulga will never stop being awesome.  If not for the Randy Orton RKOing the world, this bitch would have won the Internet.  This game was a combination of Texas A&M being not that good and Alabama being really pissed off about almost losing last week.  And Kenneth Hill SUX.  The SEC West has 4 teams in the top 5.  I'm sure Cakes will be thrilled about that.

Baylor vs. West Virginia

LOL Baylor.  Baylor does this every year, don't they?  Pile together some wins, get ranked in the top 5 and then just completely fuckin blow it against a rank turd of a football team.  Don't believe what WVU's record says.  I'm sure they'll finish the season 7-5.  The real winner of this game was the kid on the header of today's post.  I can't stop LOLing at those teeth.  The end of this game also officially marked the end of my sobriety for Saturday.

Now for the game that everyone wants to talk about today.  I have allowed Larry, per his request, to do a write up about FSU vs. Notre Dame.  Anything to make my job simple.  Get ready for a shit load of tears and excuse making.


#5 Notre Dame @ #2 FSU:
Not going to lie, this one hurt bad. I don't think I have experienced an outcome to a game that was this painful. The only one that is coming to mind is The Bartman game. I will get to the CONTROVERSIAL call later but first lets start with the game.

Going into the game my expectations were not high. I felt we could hang with them but I was not going to be surprised if it turned out to be a blowout. That all changed after NDs first TD drive. The Irish were dominating the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball and I liked how Kelly was calling the game. Kelly was aggressive and took some chances. I agreed with every fourth down attempt call he made and he could have been successful on all of them if the players executed them right. That is one of the main reasons the Irish lost, they left too many plays on the field which took points of the board and you cannot do that against the defending champs and expect to win. Winston looked rattled early and looked anything but a former Heisman winner. That all changed after halftime. He proved why he is one of the best QB even though he is a dumbass. Golson did match Winston's play and came one play short of out playing him. Should be an early Heisman favorite next year. 

Now lets get to the call. I am going to tell you my thoughts on it and leave it at that. I know all of you will not agree and you will say that I am being a stupid Irish Homer (*CORRECT). I couldn't care less because nothing can be said to change my mind. I have watched the replay from many different angles and watched them so many times I lost count. First, lets start with #20 Prosise. He was the WR on the line of scrimmage that was jammed at the LOS. Both him and the DB were locked up with each other so I don't see how you can call him for a PI because both players were doing the same thing to each other. Now the outside WR #7 Fuller is the borderline play. He ran a slant and did make contact with the DB. He did not break off his route to make contact with the DB, the only thing he did wrong was not look back at the QB to make it look like he was looking for the ball. HOWEVER, when refs are going to call a PI for the "pick" play they need to determine whether or not the DB would have had a play on the ball if it was not for the pick. That was not the case on this play, the DB would have had no chance even if there was no contact with the WR.

Also, I did go a little crazy on twitter but I have never experienced a high moment like that but ended up doing a 180 degree turn around. Add that with a few too many beers and that is what you get.

Now my thoughts.  First of all, Brian Kelly is a whiny cry baby fuck that no one should like.  He's a guy that the world can universally hate effortlessly.  Notre Dame fans would hate him too if they had souls.  Basically at the root of everything, Kelly is a murderer and Notre Dame fans are pro murder.  Second, if you read the ACC's explanation of why offensive PI was called and then watch the play happen, you can clearly see that the correct call was made and Notre Dame fans are just sore fucking losers.

But that won't stop Brian Kelly from clapping his twat lips about how Notre Dame was hosed.  And of course their bitchy fans will follow suit.  I was hammered in a bar when this happened so I had to go back sober and watch everything.  I really don't see what the uproar is about.  The right call was made regardless of people saying FSU had "blown" the coverage on the play.  Wide receivers can't block down field before the pass is thrown past the line of scrimmage and those receivers were blocking.  End of discussion.

That's how you do it folks.  You let a pissed off Notre Dame fan write a third of your post for you so you keep the actual work to a minimum.  Blogging 101.  That's my time for today.  I wish every week was this easy.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not surprising....but, we got a decent amount of LOLZ today.

First off, Larry still being in denial about the call being correct is just tremendous. I actually give Jimbo Fisher credit as ND ran something similar earlier in the game and didn't get called on it...so, he made sure the refs were on the lookout for it during a discussion before the 2nd half. The worst part for ND fans...is I don't even think it was necessary. I still think they score a TD on that play if those guys aren't cheating. It was unnecessary.

As for the moron that writes here on Tuesdays. You are correct that you didn't say 8 wins was the ceiling....you started at 8 and even worked down to 7....LOLZ!

"What's the ceiling for this team this year? 8 wins? 7?"

Sorry for holding you accountable for your comments.

Wanna revisit one of your other gems from that day? OK! Let's do it....

"Who knows where the losses come from Drew? It could be anywhere at this point. I love how you're so damn positive Michigan has no shot against Ohio this year after the 2 very sub par games Ohio's had. You guys look almost as bad as Michigan does." Welp...looks like someone was right and someone was wrong there.

Don't worry...G$ had a good one too....

"Barrett can't throw and everyone knows it."

Yikes.

Back to current things. This Buckeye team is very fun to watch right now with all of the young pups starting to bite. The offense is sumthin'...amazingly efficient and Barrett is in full control. I'm looking forward to see how they do this Saturday night. They should definitely easily win....but, their only road games have been a neutral site Navy and then Maryland. PSU at night is a different animal...if they make a couple mistakes early it could be interesting.

I'm also looking forward to MSU just obliterating Michigan. Speaking of which...I hope some of you took my advice and won money on the Spartans last weekend.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

That is the worst part drew. FSU had a blown coverage on the play. They did not audible out of man to man coverage which is why the play would have work regardless of the penalty. That is why I feel the refs should have swallowed the whistle on the play.

It's over and I'm don't thinking about it because it will hurts. But with that being said everyone must know realize that ND is on it's way to the top again. Of the 48 players who saw the field on Saturday 27 of them were in there 1st or 2nd year of eligibility. Defense finally has young affletes on the field which makes it run to watch and gets me excited about the future.

Larry

Jeff said...

So now the refs are supposed to determine if they were in the right coverage to begin with and go from there?!? Get outta here, bruh. The right call was made.

Grumpy said...

Jeff is right; you want the refs to determine if the right coverage is called and determine their call based on that?

Both those receivers were blocking from the get-go, which would have been fine if the pass was completed behind he line of scrimmage, but it wasn't. They were obviously clearing a path for the eventual receiver. A blind man could have made that call.

Nibbles said...

Drew just owned G$ and Iceman.

I would say all Buckeye fans on this page (excluding Cakers), are pretty level headed and rational.

Usually we qualify everything we say (like Drew does above by giving way to the possibility that PSU could make it interesting) as opposed to making absolute comments that can easily box you in (Barrett can't throw, 8 win ceiling, etc.).

G$ needs to work on his trolling. It's approaching Iceman quality.

Anonymous said...

Nibbles loves black dick, but he may only take it in his mouth, not his ass. #qualify

Jeff said...

How about that clemson game, eh? Another barn burner. Cole Stoudt still sucks, get well soon, Deshaun. Florida's best quarterback plays for BC and it's not even close (Tyler Murphy). That's how bad it is in the swamp. Go Gators!

Anonymous said...

Yes, always good to start the day with Drew destroying Iceman and G$.

The Bucks look great, but I really don't know how good they are yet. It just sucks that the Big 10 is so terrible that we aren't going to know until the MSU game. I guess Saturday could be interesting but Penn State's offense is so awful, I can't see them posing a real threat for more than a quarter.

Anyone see that Jerry Kill shook the hand of another black coach for Purdue after the game and thought it was Hazell? Classic casual racism right there.

Yeah, Larry that is a pretty ridiculous reason you give there. I had to read your comment a couple times to make sure you were saying what I thought you were saying. Not good form.

-Damman

GMoney said...

JT Barrett is no Pryor and Pryor couldn't throw. Typical idiot though cherry-picking a comment after a game in which the guy completed zero passes probably and applying it to the present. He's faced zero good defenses. IMO Big Rex is superior when it comes to arm talent. If he can shred Sparty, OK, I'll listen but until then these are scrimmages.

The first TD had the outside receiver running to the corner and the other guy doing some sort of zig zag thing before blocking. The final play had both guys just straight up attacking a block. That wasn't jamming at the line AT ALL. Those were cheaters. Brian Kelly can talk all he wants about how they teach the game the right way but those two guys made it completely obvious there. It is ABSURD to think that that shouldn't have been called. You got away with it once. That doesn't mean that you get all-time immunity from cheating. Fuck that.

Here's the real talk: if you deserve to be in the playoff and to win that game then you take care of business the rest of the way and you will get in. Period. You will get in over the Big Ten champ and the Big 12 champ. Just play pissed off and win out and you will get another shot at Jameis. If you whine and cry and lose down the stretch, then that's on you.

Jimbo's postgame talk to Jameis about humility was major LULZ. BE HUMBLE. HUMBLE PIE.

Did not know that about Jerry Kill. Immediately faulting Kill up the rankings for MSMotY.

GMoney said...

If you want to play that game, Drew, you thought it was bananas that I predicted Notre Dame to beat FSU. MAN, YOU MUST BE REALLY DUMB! WHY IS BIG TYRONE EVEN MARRYING YOU, BRUH.

I'll stand with Iceman. He asked a rhetorical question. You guys are the worst. Go enjoy your band's stupid halftime tribute to sodomy.

Mr. Ace said...

Michigan is undefeated the last two weeks!!!

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize Notre Dame beat Florida State. I did think it wouldn't be very close and I was wrong about that.

Also, it's not "playing a game"....you just made a dumb comment. You watched Barrett's second game...his first game since two years ago in high school...and just decided "Barrett can't throw". Now he's thrown for 17 TD's to 1 INT since that game....LOLZ @ you BRAH. As Nibbles noted...it may help you to not speak in absolutes.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

What about the FSU taken off his helment right after the TD was caught. That should have been unsportsmanlike conduct 1st goal from the 9 yard line? Do I have a case with that one? I don't care about the PI call anymore it's over but the Ohio fans acting like they always use good judgment when trying to defend the buckeys is major lolz

So was I the only person who didn't know about the bulls and Cavs playing at the Schott yesterday? I found out about 30 mins before tip.

Larry

Anonymous said...

Congrats Ape!

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Yeah g$, if ND takes care of business the rest of the way they should be in but we don't know for certain because no one knows how the selection committee is going to select the 4 playoff teams.

Larry

GMoney said...

I'm glad that your little QB is tearing up the scout team every Saturday. Keep racking up those stats, kid. Some of the absolute fucktards are even wondering if he is in the Heisman discussion. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Said can't, didn't say won't...still say that I doubt that he leads Ohio anywhere. Glad that a worthless win over Buttgers brought out your hammer today though.

Oh Larry...you are just a sad individual. I'll answer that with "Why wasn't Brian Kelly flagged for murdering Declan Sullivan". An oldy but still a goody.

Virginia Tech, now 4-3, lost at Pitt this past week. Pitt lost to Akron by double digits at home. Wear that scarlet (and red) VT with pride!!!!!!!

GMoney said...

Bro...yes we do. Notre Dame goes 11-1 with that loss and that schedule, they are easily in. Take care of your business (and you should with the right mind frame).

Anonymous said...

Nothing Ohio does matter unless it is against MSU. Schedule is awful and you lost to a bad va tech team. Given it was only your qbs second start it is still not a good loss. Need to stop pumping your chest because you blew out Rutgers.

Larry

Anonymous said...

Only problem with them taking care of business is that this team is still very young and can easily have a hiccup game against Louisville ASU. they were lucky to escape UNC. I see them going 10-2 which at the biggining of the year would have been a huge success but now would be disappointing.

Larry

Anonymous said...

LOLZ @ G$ playing that translative game. VT doubled up UNC...who almost won @ ND....derp derp.

--Drew

GMoney said...

And just to make things crystal clear...

I don't back down from takes. If I said he can't throw then I stand by it. I've watched one of your games (the rest are all meaningless chlorophyll more like borophyll scrimmages) and the dude was the worst. Prove me wrong. Whatever he's done the last month is like Michigan AKA irrelevant.

STAND BY YOUR TAEKS, FOLKS.

GMoney said...

You're just mad because Terry Bowden is clearly a better coach than Captain Dildo. Go support the band, twat.

Mr. Ace said...

Sparta is going to curb stomp Michigan. I may or may not watch.

That was totes penalty on ND. Anybody that doesn't love Lou Holthhhz wrinkly balls can see that. And even if the unsportsmanlike penalty was called it would be assessed on the kickoff. Notre Lame Larry.

We are going to have some Fuckeye talk Thursday so I won't join the semantics/not so hot taeks debate.

Florida State isn't that good. #ABSOLUTES

GMoney said...

I tend to agree that FSU is ripe for the upset but I'm not sure I see anyone that can do it. It surely won't be garbage ass Virginia Tech. That team sucks hot black dicks.

Jeff said...

Criminoles go down next Thurday at Louisville. Bobby P will be giving motorcycle rides to everyone.

Anonymous said...

I will be in attendance this Saturday when UK upsets #1 Miss St.

I never partake in these arguments, but man they are fun to read.

Seal

T. Iceman said...

Drew is all the LOLZ. He fact checked and got it wrong. Still asking where I GUARANSHEEDED losses because I couldn't seem to find it in the comments you quoted there. That looks like a question for the crowd to me and not a statement of FACT.

You even included a comment to prove my non committal on those numbers so thanks for doing the FACT checking for my defense, loser.

Don't take gambling advice from a guy who can't even FACT check correctly. The thing that he's known for around here. Wait...me telling people to not take your advice to bet money on MSU......is that me GUARANSHEEDING an Indiana victory last weekend?!?!?!?!? LOL.

Notre Dame is in the playoff if they win out, Larry. There's not a single person on the panel that hates the Irish that much. Even though they should.

Nibbles said...

"I found out about 30 mins before tip."

Larry


Is that how Notre Dame fans refer to sodomy?

Anonymous said...

^Nibbles wins.

Seal

Anonymous said...

LOLZ! Where did I ever say you GURANSHEEDED it? It doesn't take much intelligence to figure out that that's what you were thinking though. Why offer those two options? Why start at 8 and move down? No take backs BRAH...you thought the Buckeyes were headed to the Alamo Bowl basically and you're getting made into a fool with each demolition since then.

And that comment included was when I LOLZ'd at you for thinking they would lose that many games...and asked you to show me where the losses were gonna be. You then proceeded to say that they could come from anywhere because the Buckeyes were Michigan-level bad....LOLZ...great call BRAH.

Slow....that will be a fun game to attend. I don't think you guys can play to that level...but, never know tho.

--Drew

Prime99 said...

No mention of Stanford not playing STANFORD FOOTBALL?! East Coast bias up in here.

GMoney said...

Never presume anything with Iceman. You lose this round. If he didn't say it then he didn't say it.

GMoney said...

I am embarrassed by STANFORD FOOTBALL.

Anonymous said...

I presume he is stupid every Tuesday and that presumption is correct every Tuesday. He must have actually thought OSU was going to have 10 or 11 wins when he threw out 7 or 8....LOLZ.

--Drew

T. Iceman said...

Drew desperately grasping at straws. Trying to tell me what I was thinking weeks ago based on presumptions. Sad day for the resident FACT checker. Much like the Heisman committee did with Reggie Bush, G$ should take back your COTY award and leave the slot empty for that season.

Stanford didn't play STANFORD FOOTBALL, Prime. There's nothing really to discuss other than that.

GMoney said...

The committee is looking into that, Iceman. The legacy that Prime built has been tarnished beyond repair. I mean, does it get any lower than putting words in a blogger's fingers? I think not.

Anonymous said...

The two that have been viewed as both getting served by the other commenters are teaming up...how cute.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

G$ and Iceman...admitting that you were wrong is not the worst thing in the world. Everyone is horribly wrong at some point their lives. Trying to play semantics about what you said just makes you look bad. Just admit you were wrong and we can all move on.

-Damman

Mr. Ace said...

Hate to agree with Drew here in a Fuckeye argument....but what were you thinking weeks ago with that comment, Ice?

T. Iceman said...

The allegations are pretty severe. But this site was built on integrity and you have to do what is necessary to protect The MoneyShot Banner. You can't let one careless blogger destroy what we do here.

GMoney said...

I back down from no cyberbully. Hey, if Barrett can look decent against non-NWOAL teams then maybe we will re-evaluate our stance. Until then, DUDE BLOWS 4 LIFE and the entire site supports that FACT.

Back to the point at hand, LOL LARRY.

GMoney said...

WHOA! He is a commenter. Not a blogger. I will not let him tarnish The Shield.

Anonymous said...

Yea I fucking hate doing this, but Drew is right here... Even if there wasnt a GUARANSHEED behind all the talk there sure was a big post made on how bad OSU is and will be and will more than likely be a 7 or 8 win team... It was definitely made a big deal that day.

Drew wins today... just glad it isnt against me.

Seal

Nibbles said...

I will admit - if the bloggers on this site were rational and knowledgeable, I probably wouldn't visit so much.

G$'s over the top trolling whether in person (Stube Judas) or on webs is entertaining.

He likes Jim Ross because he is Jim Ross.

Prime99 said...

OH GOD- LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

My legacy is intact.

T. Iceman said...

That was a major misstep on my part...COMMENTER. Not blogger.

Jesus Christ. Now we have two guys here that can't grasp the concept of rhetoric. You're better than that, Seal. There's no need to team up with your mortal enemy today.

Jeff said...

"I will admit - if the bloggers on this site were rational and knowledgeable, I probably wouldn't visit so much. "

Nailed it!!!!

GMoney said...

Just so I know where you all stand on this issue, when one of our team's has an embarrassing performance on a national stage, no one is allowed to rip them until the season is over because question mark???????? That sounds so very not like this site.

This is a Hot Take Zone. We live in the present. I don't care if Michigan wins out. They blow NOW and must be torn to pieces for that.

Get with the program, faggots. You react to what just happened (it's called "the internet" and it is how it works).

GMoney said...

News flush: When Ohio fails miserably every year, it is always a big deal here because no one deserves to eat more shit than those fans. Not even UK hoops fans. Maybe Red Sox fans.

This site has been around forever. Why are we still needing to explain our mission statement!!!!

Mr. Ace said...

The fact YOU said Barrett sucks/sucked ass is not of concern to ppl right now, at least intelligent people like myself. It's Iceman talking about potential total wins....which can only be judged at the end of the season. Shit is to be given for awful predictions, or "rhetoric" as Iceman is hiding behind, HOT TAKES or nah.

SO GIVE IT A REST!

GMoney said...

I try to only debate with intelligent people such as myself but it's nearly impossible here.

I stick with my take though..."I'd rather have Big Rex".

Anonymous said...

Ape and Slow....you arent Team Drew today....you are Team Accountability. Good for both of you.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

So basically we have to get ripped on when our team shits the bed (I understand this completely and have no issue with it) but you two are above getting called out for saying ridiculous things that turned out to be dead wrong? Gotcha. Just so we understand the rules.

-Damman

Anonymous said...

Just give it up g$. You lost. Ohio might not be good as all the Ohio fans think but they are defiantly not as bad as you predict. You can write a post ripping a team after anterior performance but you also have to take in consideration they may improve over the course of the year.

Ohio fans: with the way Barrett has been playing do you still want miller returning next year? That would defiantly slow barretts development.

Is there anyway that if Ohio and ND miss they playoffs they could play each other?

Larry

GMoney said...

Easy, Larry. I said nothing of 7-8 wins. The only thing that I said is that Barrett can't throw (which was part of his recruiting profile in high school). A few good games in a row doesn't make me wrong. I might be trending that way, but let's wait for Barrett to air it out successfully against a decent defense before we start firing up the tribute videos for when he inevitably breaks Peyton's NFL TD record. That's all.

NO ONE IS RIGHT ABOUT THAT YET.

All I'm saying is that if someone sucks and you mock them at the appropriate time, you shouldn't be eating ANY shit if they eventually stop sucking down the road. I'll allow it. FACT.

Anonymous said...

I thought the obvious joke was pointing out that the sheild has my face on it. But, since I am a beacon of accountability and truth, I see why it can't be tarnished.

G$ trolls are good in person but usually poor and pitiful on the internet. He only holds moral high grounds in baseball and OBVZ hockey (Carry It!). But, for football and college he is the kid on the other side of the fence talking trash to those who actually are playing. It'd be cute if it weren't so awful.

Icemans backtracking is always fun. Having to differentiate between a blogger and commenter like he has a handicapped alter ego (but which?!).

Ide

Anonymous said...

Larry, I would think there would be an excellent chance of OSU and ND playing each other if they miss the playoffs.

The way I understand it, after the playoff teams are seeded, the comittee goes for the best matchups in the other big bowls. I would think an OSU/ND would draw A LOT of interest.

-Damman

GMoney said...

And we will not let that be tarnished, cum chugger.

Anonymous said...

Larry....I'm not even letting my brain think about that until after the MSU game. If Barrett beats MSU, then it's a legit issue.. But, not really worth discussing until we see what he does in that game.

--Drew

Nibbles said...

"But, for football and college he is the kid on the other side of the fence talking trash to those who actually are playing. It'd be cute if it weren't so awful."

G$ is the kid talking trash to those actually playing while Ice is the guy that waves bye to his friends.

GOLD

GMoney said...

Tell that to my Loan Zone Player of the Week trophy from the regional semifinals, BRAH. CHECK FUCKING MATE.

Everyone that disagrees with me today, I am so sorry for your loss AKA Michael Sam's NFL career.