|The real victims...|
As is customary in State College, fans and students flooded wherever they flood to to celebrate such great news. They hooted and hollered. They did their Zombie Nation thing. They screamed WE ARE. They even started demanding that the Joe Paterno statue be restored. FUCK. THAT. Fuck all of you people. You are the scum of the Earf and I am rooting for the worst things in the world to happen to all of you. You deserve it all and more. If you are one to believe in Hell, then all of you will find your way there when you hopefully die soon.
Let me explain why this is absolutely wrong at all levels:
1. Penn State was punished as an institution for their role in allowing a know pedophile to inflict all sorts of abuse on children for TWO DECADES. Important people knew about this. Important people, WHO COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS, did not. This is the definition of "extreme lack of institutional control". It was a penalty for the school for doing nothing about everything. Many people were calling for the program to be shut down and it would not have been unthinkable for that to happen. Instead, they got a four year bowl ban, monster legal bills, settlements, a dead coach, and some scholarship reductions. They should feel lucky.
2. The guy that relieved the bowl ban said that it was no longer right to punish those that had nothing to do with Sandusky. God dammit, THAT ISN'T THE POINT. Every single player had the right to leave the school and go somewhere else with no penalty. Some left but many stayed and they KNEW what they were in for. The players aren't the fucking victims here and they never were. They were given a "get out of the shower" free card. If they did not take it, then fuck them. Why should ANYONE feel sympathy for those that stayed???
3. The Joe Paterno worship should infuriate everyone forever. Fuck these losers with an old man's liver-spotted dick. Get the fuck over it. By making Penn State bowl eligible, you are giving the worst fanbase in the world an excuse to go on vacation. Good fucking job, Senator Mitchell. You are rewarding people whose only reward should be a public caning. You aren't giving the players a pat on the back and a "job well done". You are giving Paterno Supporters a reason to party.
I like James Franklin and I think that he is a really good coach (Vandy rapes aside) but I will spend the rest of my days hoping that his new program never wins another game. These boosters and supporters and students and alumni are sub-human garbage and they have earned nothing but heartbreak and depression. WE ARE! FUCKING EVIL!
Let's close on some gambling advice...I don't see any chance in Hell that the Redskins cover the -6 against Jacksonville on Sunday. If we win at all, it will be some sort of fluke.
As far as buttering your bread, we are moving the MAC Glory Hole of the Week (1-1!) up one night for a special Friday night winner! We are going to double down on the shittiness of Toledo. TONIGHT, I love Cincinnati laying
What a week! Let's hope that next week is as equally ELITE. And let's all root for our RedHawks to beat The Hokester tomorrow!