|Winner of life.|
You are the GOAT, Travis Prentice, and even Shiekie respects the legend old country way. How about a few quick hitters today before we get to the Glory Hole?
*Merrill Hoge put Johnny Football on blast by claiming that Manziel will flame out fast and furiously in the same manner as one Tim Tebow. Hoge is no stranger to the HOT SPROTS TAEK so this is not a surprise. But if Johnny is a Tenor clone then I can't wait for him to knock the Steelers out of the playoffs and win me a plate of ribs.
*Peyton Manning echoes the sentiment of Tom Brady that he is going to "play until you suck". That makes sense considering the great quarterbacks never take big hits. This also explains why Brady Quinn is an analyst for Fox Sports. Does this mean that 2014 is Eli Manning's farewell tour???
*Gigantic bust Stephen Hill blames the media for him being terrible. Oh, that's cute. You can blame the press for a lot of things--God knows that dick-jacks like Darren Rovell deserve it--but never getting open and having bad hands isn't one of them. By the way, the Jets traded up to get this guy while Alshon Jeffery was still on the board.
*Josh Smiff wants to take a greater leadership role with the Pistons next season and is working harder on his play in the post. See you in the lottery again, Detroit!!!
*Remember how Iceman's first game as a Florida season ticket holder got postponed because of weather and shitty field? Yeah, they declared it a "no contest" which means that Will Muschamp can't even beat Idaho. I don't get this. Both teams have the same off date in October. Play the goddamn game then! Whatever, this is Urban Meyer's fault.
*Ohio Buckeyes fans can now throw out each other. LOL! Ohio Stadium now has an asshole line that you can text to have drunk, belligerent, douche fans removed. You are also subject to ejection if you STAND TOO MUCH DURING THE GAME! Jesus Christ, I hate this shit. Don't give dipshits the power to get rid of other dipshits. Also, what is Drew's seat number? I'd like for him to lead the nation in stadium ejections this season.
*YOUR NapCats head to Liberty Center tonight to re-kindle an inter-county rivalry the likes of which has not been seen in a long ass time. Just kidding...we're going to beat those fags by 40. Man, it would have been so sweet to play them back in my day when they were competing for state titles every year. I would have personally kicked 14 extra points just to show them how ELITE I am. Time to achieve glory...
The MAC Glory Hole of the Week from last week was under review as I picked Purdue to cover -10 over WMU. HOWEVAH, everyone that I know bet that game at Boiler Up -7 so when Purdue won by 9, everybody won money. Except for me who hit it at 10 way too early in the week. DAMMIT. So since I lost, I'll chalk it up as a loss. Time to get back to .500 with some easy green. Give me Missouri -3.5 @ Toledo tomorrow. The line keeps going down toward the home team which is stupid. Pinkel isn't losing where he started and for as much as I love the MAC, the SEC East champion isn't getting murked in northwest Ohio. Plus, Michael Sam is no longer around to be a distraction. Take the Tigers.
Enjoy the FULL WEEKEND of football. We'll be back on Monday to break down the opening weekend of NFL action. FYI, my family is back home again. Just in time to show respect for the definition of "ELITE": Touchdown Travis Prentice!