|I'm kind of surprised that he isn't fatter.|
*We're just going bare bones here. Yes, pepper turkey is incredible. But we're going to use just regular turkey in the rankings.
*Don't be a shithead. We're talking about lunch meat. DEAL WITH IT. I have 11 in my rankings. I am aware that I left out a TON of other options. Fuck you.
11. Bologna - So fucking gross. Anyone ever been to that shithole in Waldo that apparently has the GOAT fried bologna sandwiches? Fuck you if you have. You are a sick bastard.
10. Olive Loaf - I don't even know what this is but it can't be worse than bologna.
9. Chicken Breast - Chicken isn't supposed to be deli sliced IMO. It should be picked off the bone.
8. Ham - Not my style. Fun FACT: 100% of all deli ham has a weird slime film on it.
7. Cappicola - Spicy ham! Made the list because it is one of the meats on the legendary Hogan's Hero!
6. Turkey - Kroger only sells deep fried turkeys in the deli department now. That helps explain my rock solid physique.
5. Sandwich Pepperoni - ELITE but it is a complimentary meat. The only sandwich where pepperoni is the star is the Pizza Bozz. I would love a few Pizza Bozz's thanks for asking!
4. Salami - Very good.
3. Corned Beef - Terrific.
2. Roast Beef - Great.
1. Pastrami - ELITE. So fucking ELITE. Put a little spicy mustard on that bitch and then rub it all over your erect body.
Great topic, G$! Look out for all of the ham weirdos today. They are probably gearing up for Tigers playoff baseball! We can't head into the weekend without a little "glory", can we?
The MAC Glory Hole of the Week (now 3-1!!!) is Bowling Green -7 @ UMass. These book makers wants you to think about how bad the Badgers embarrassed the Falcons last week and not how great they were against Indiana. The truth is that they are somewhere in the middle. That middle is 14-20 points better than the Minutemen though. I was also debating long and hard what to do about the RedHawks +4.5 at Buffalo. Might be a decent Moneyline play but I'm not recommending it.
See you on Monday...GOT ME SOME COLD CUTS!!!