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GMoney: How are the baby and the dog coexisting?
G$: Much better than Israel and Palestine. Current events! Count it! She$ sent me a text yesterday that the baby was doing her usual morning crying session and the dog went over to her and started making some sort of noise that She$ had never heard before. And it worked! The baby stopped crying. I need to see this for myself to believe it but by all accounts, the two species are becoming best buds. Then again, my wife could be on board with #IdeLies and that would make me very sad.
GMoney: Are the Tigers in trouble?
G$: For as pathetic as they have played in August, I'm going to say "not yet". The problem with putting all of your financial eggs in one basket (starting pitching) is that when some of those eggs break, you're really fucked. With Sanchez out for a little while and Verlander barely being a competent 5 starter, the offense and bullpen need to pick up the slack. But that isn't happening because Joe Nathan continues to be hot pig shit and apparently Austin Jackson was the MVP of the offense. I would have a lot more faith in this team if they were still managed by Joe Camel instead of Assmouth but I won't right them off yet. That said, they need to flip that switch back on ASAP.
GMoney: Should Tom Watson add Tiger Woods to the US Ryder Cup Team?
G$: There aren't many people that support Tiger louder and prouder than I do but FUCK NO he shouldn't be on the team. He wasn't even that great of a Ryder Cup player when he was 100% healthy and now he wants to be still be on the team at about 40%? Who the hell would you even trust him to beat?
GMoney: How about that Mo'Ne Davis? Are you impressed?
G$: In case you missed it, Mo'Ne is a 12 year old girl who is the best player on a team from Philly heading to the LLWS. She throws around 70 mph. That said, so what? Little League baseball not played at Glenwood Park is irrelevant. Cary Kolbe/Rachel Hill/Renee Wentzel or GTFO. Those fine ladies didn't require unnecessary apostrophes to play LL Baseball at the highest level.
GMoney: Would you ever do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge?
G$: No. This is just like the cold water challenge from a few months ago, right? The gist is you either donate to an ALS charity or dump a bucket of icy water on your head, I think. I don't know...how about just donating money to a charity instead of coming up with elaborate ways to NOT donate money. This is really stupid. Oh sure, you might be thinking that people probably do the bucket AND donate but you know that that is not universal. There are many people out there who are proud of themselves for just taking the ice bath and not losing any dollars. For me, I will not help either cause. I treat everyone equally like shit.
GMoney: Finally, why is Josh Gordon playing in preseason games?
G$: Beats the fucking hell out of me. Shouldn't those reps be going to guys that--I don't know--might be relied upon for 8-16 games. The best case scenario for Gordon is coming back week 9. In other words, he isn't going to do much for the 2014 Browns if he plays at all. So why are they putting him out there at all? This makes no sense.
GMoney: BONUS QUESTION! Li'l Strut, Damman, and Drew have turned in their portions for College Football Preview Week starting on 8/25. Do you think that GSaul and The Wig Master will turn theirs in soon?
G$: No comment.
That will do it for me filling Ace's McCracken on this Thursday. Tomorrow is OVERRATED Day for Fantasy Football Friday! That's always a blast. If you have any other questions to ask G$, feel free to fire away. Just remember that there are such things as fucktarded questions.