"Looks fine to me, pussies."
I forgot how much moving sucks the high, hard one. Fuck my butt this blows. The good news is we finally have Internet so I can resume my normal Tuesday duties. I know, I know, THANK GOD! Amiright? I'm still in the process of unpacking my fucking life from all of these boxes so here are some talking points today while Cakes and Ide gay sex each other to how awful of a place the entire state of Florida is.
Dick Sherman needs to shut his pie hole already. This rivalry between he and Crabtree is a pretty odd one. And stupid one. Apparently this dopey fucking spat began in 2013 because of a celebrity softball game or some shit. Whatever. I really don't give a rat's ass how it started. It's moronic and Sherman is making himself look pathetic. Sherman claims to be the greatest corner in the league, yes? And his contract reflects that, right? Then why is he spending so much time talking about a receiver that pretty much defines mediocrity? They're division rivals, I know. But who cares? You didn't see Darrelle Revis calling out Brian Hartline every chance he got. Enough with the Crabtree shit. It's fucking lame.
This Toledo water crisis has been cracking me up. Everyone is acting like it's the beginning of the extinction of man. Sure it's annoying not being able to use water and having to drive 30 minutes one way to get it; but I'm pretty confident that life as we know it will go on. It's not until Toledoans CAN'T have water where they actually want water. And as far as "we can't shower!" goes...I've spent enough time around people in Toledo to know they are used to skipping showers on the reg. Should have been an easy transition for most citizens. But whatever you do, DO NOT joke about the water crisis on social media. People are SUFFERING IN THE STREETS GOD DAMMIT!!
So Kevin Love to the Cavs is pretty much a done deal then. I mean, at this point anything less than the NBA finals is a complete and total LOL, right? Where would that rank in the history of all time sports letdowns if the Cavs miss the Finals this year? Top 5? I would think so. I mean, the Heat managed to make the Finals in year one with a roster that looks to be inferior to the one the Cavs are currently constructing. The Cavs have to win at least two games in the NBA finals with this roster, IMO. Anything shy of that is a failure assuming the team doesn't suffer any catastrophic injuries along the way.
On a sad note, neck AIDS got the best of David Wilson and forced him into early retirement. I really do feel bad for Wilson. He seems like a good kid and he said all the right things to the media when announcing the bad news. I can't imagine what that would be like and he handled it with the grace of a true professional. He's one of those guys I hope finds success elsewhere. And I can't thank Wilson enough for being the cause of this gem of a GIF below. That'll be it today. I can think of no better way to end a blog.
FEEL SEEMS HAS NEVER FUMBLED!