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At some point today (hopefully...I am not known for my patience), little Jetera LeBron Sean Taylor Carry The Flag #MACtion Hawks Pizza & Drive Thru Money will be brought into this world and my life will never be the same. I mean, it probably will, I'll just be more tired all the time.
This should be an anxiety-filled and scary day for the legend. They say that the average labor time for your first kid is something like 12-16 hours. ON AVERAGE. I told the wife that she gets two hours before I go back home. I also have a ton of ELITE jokes to unload during the day that should have all of the medical people there in stitches. It's a damn shame that I won't get to use this one though as it is pure gold:
"She$'s contractions just started but I'm not going to take her to the hospital until she uses two in the same sentence"
That's just a little pregnancy/English class humor for you right there that will go wasted. In other Money Shot contributor news...
As we all know, Iceman has made the big move to Gainesville this week. Sorry, Florida. Also, Mr. Ace emailed me the other night saying that all of the issues that went down with his dad within the last week or two did not work and more procedures/surgery will be required. That stinks and we all wish Big Ace the best. Ace has asked to go on a temporary hiatus from his Thursday posts until things can get back to normal in his life and that is an easy request to grant. Take all the time you need. Let's hope that we can get him back in time to deliver shitty football gambling advice.
We probably should have spaced out our life-changing events a little bit better but whatever. I'd bet good money that Iceman wasn't expecting that his cross-country move would be rendered inconsequential by the two of us this week! I plan on having something up tomorrow but I have no idea what it will be and I've asked Iceman to write something for Friday but he doesn't have the worldwide web in his new digs yet (maybe) so who knows.
This baby better be white...LET'S DO THIS! I'm gonna crank Master Of Puppets in the Delivery Room so everyone can stay hype.