|Looks eerily similar to The Hoyer Destroyer IMO|
Emmanuel Sanders says that Peyton Manning is a better leader than Big Ben - O RLY? This is about as "breaking news" as someone saying that they support the troops. Way to step out on a ledge there, Colonel Sanders. Peyton is a better QB. Period. Comma. But is he actually a better leader? That might be a little more debatable. I will point to my trusty Rings Index and it says here that Big Ben has 2 while Peyton has 1 and a shitload of chokes. Sure, Peyton puts himself in the position to win a ring every year but that usually only leads to consistent failure. I'm not saying that Ben is a better leader than Peyton here but I suppose I am saying that the RedHawks are better than Rocky Top. This paragraph should get Iceman's blood beyond boiling. Two is better than one though.
Marshawn Lynch is holding out - Well this is just stupid. They already have made it known that they are going to more of a platoon due to the toll that Lynch has taken on his candy-fueled body which means that he isn't really part of the team's future plans. So his way around that is to rack up fines. I wouldn't pay him. Running backs aren't worth big bucks. With all of the Seahawks that should be getting pay raises, Lynch isn't one of them. Sorry, bruh, get your ass to camp but not so fast that you run over fat chicks.
The Ray Rice situation is still a disgrace - It's bad enough that Goodell gave him only two games for beating the piss out of his girlfriend--on camera--because she asked the NFL nicely not to ruin the career and reputation of a women puncher. But then sending some guy named Adolpho onto Mike and Mike to DEFEND the ruling just pisses me off even more. The NFL is getting awfully flamboyant and arrogant with how they treat the fans. Years ago, they suspended Big Ben for rape allegations (not even any charges filed as you recall) for SIX games--reduced to four--for "embarrassing The Shield. We all know what happened with Pryor and that made no sense. Still nothing has happened to Jim Irsay or Greg Hardy (actually convicted!). I'm not going to say that this is the beginning of the end of the NFL because it isn't but Goodell absolutely HAS to curb the thuggery in the league. It is BAD. And don't get me started on Ravens fans giving Rice a standing ovation. I would expect nothing less from the people who loved Ray Lewis and ignored his murder.
Brian Hoyer reminds Joe Thomas of Tom Brady - Wait--WHAT?
"He's a lot like Tom Brady,'' Thomas said Monday
Wow. Just wow. I just don't understand this. Are Browns fans the only people in America that don't know that Brian Hoyer is garbage? I feel like everyone should already know this. Granted, he was the starting QB in the world famous Jimmy Haslam cackle game, but this guy (ahem) COULDN'T BEAT OUT BRANDON WEEDEN FOR THE STARTING JOB. And now we've got people calling him Little Tommy Terrific. Insane.
Speaking of Browns QBs... - Seriously, why did they even draft Johnny Manziel? It's amazing to me how the team keeps leaking stories to the press in order to curb Manziel's partying because they clearly have no control over him and maybe the media and fans can help rein him in. Why did you trade back up into the first round to take him if you had no idea what the experience was going to entail? Why are you talking mad shit about him anonymously to Mary Kay Cabot? It almost feels like they are trying to get Johnny to quit and they don't want him around anymore. HE IS THE STARTER AND FACE OF THE FRANCHISE. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. Good to see Josh Gordon at camp though!
That will do it for me filling in for Mr. Ace today. I tried not to be a pompous cocksucker because that is his schtick. I don't want to infringe on any copyrights. Dad OUT!