|They all swallow by the way...especially the Cubs fan.|
*I watched the second half and the overtime or whatever they call it that lasts an inexplicably long 30 minutes. Big fan of Landry from Friday Night Lights/Todd from Breaking Bad breaking the scoreless tie. I also had no idea that black people existed in Belgium.
*Big Rex was tweeting about how nervous and on edge he was. Why? "We" were completely dominated. It was as though Hitler was playing for a tie that wasn't coming. They didn't even try to score. I haven't seen offense that bad since the 2002 Ohio Fuckeye Football squadron.
*That Howard guy was bananas. I know nothing about soccer but you have to give it to that Common-looking fella. His teammates were horseshit and he kept bailing them out. It felt like when the rest of the Jets carried Mark Sanchez to consecutive AFC title games.
*That Bradley guy that everyone hates looks like a penis. That right there is some hot soccer analysis.
*I really dislike the rabid bandwagon jumpers. I really do. I mean, I get that we all like to leave work early and drink but at what cost? You're supporting the unsupportable! And I still maintain that this is a fad and that will see only a slight bump in domestic interest here. It's way more fun to support the troops and your country than it is to actually watch soccer. Maybe I'm wrong though. There is a first time for everything I suppose.
*I will NEVER understand those that proclaim that this run was a success. 1-2-1 is a failure EVERYWHERE. That was Don't Treadwell's goal as a head coach! Who strives for a 33% winning percentage. I just don't get this. I will never be able to wrap my head around Americans being underdogs at anything. We shouldn't be losing to small European countries in anything. The FACT that it is OK to most is fucktarded beyond belief. Raise your expectations, bruh.
*The best part about being a gigantic hater is that I was always going to end up being right. It was like the Trey Burke Sucks crusade that I lead. As long as he didn't win the title then I was going to be right. I had to sweat that one a bit but I was proven correct. He does suck. Just like Clint Dempsey and that black guy who went to Akron.
*Soccer sucks. It always will. And so do all fans diehard and bandwagon of American soccer.
*I BELIEVE THAT WE DID FAIL! I BELIEVE THAT WE DID LOSE! I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GAY! LOLOLOLOL!!! ROLL TIDE! SEC! SEC! SEC! #MACtion...yeah, nerds, football starts soon
There is NOTHING else going on which is why you are getting a soccer post from a guy who hates soccer and does not understand it. NHL Free Agency is underway as is the NBA but I don't feel like writing about that. Baseball isn't very interesting at the moment. No one is doing anything in football besides sucking Justin Bieber's dick. Feel free to discuss what you want to and I'll sit back and enjoy knowing that I don't have to write anything for Friday.
In conclusion, have a good 4th of July. Don't forget to get drunk and remember that fireworks are white trash. God bless America (except for soccer).