I guess here are some topics if you need something:
*Did you all watch the video for the "COOLEST" cooler above? I'm calling bullshit on that product. And that lady making margaritas with cooler ice...GROSS. Once that ice hits the cooler, it is not edible. If this is really the COOLEST, then where is the Fleshlight portal like on that revolutionary iPad thing??? I rest my case.
*The Yankees/Indians series is over. Did we take 3 out of four? If so then Cakes has to trade me Chris Sale. High stakes! HIGH CAKES!
*The best commercial on TV is for the Honda Fit with the rock-climbing bros. "Can it go off-road, BRAH?" "CHA, BRAH!" Never fails to make me giggle like a bastard.
*Germany vs. Argentina AKA where the Nazis lived vs. where the Nazis hid...who ya got? I'm German so they will probably lose. That Messi cat is a real nerd though.
*If you are in the G$FL and have not re-enlisted, get the fuck back in. Right now I am favoring a Labor Day Monday draft day. Either way, Drool and I will need to come up with another bet. The last wager got me on Twitter and we all know that that was a blessing.
*Mayor Coleman is apparently trying to woo the 60 million dollar Stone Brewing Co brewery or whatever to call central Ohio home. This shit any good? Should I know about this already? I probably should. If you name your beer 25% after Stone Cold Steve Austin then you have to be incredible.
*Big Brother...we can always talk about Big Brother. BRING BACK THE SABOTEUR!
*FYI I am two weeks away (give or take) from being some kid's father. Anyone have any questions as to how I'm doing? I installed the car seat bases last weekend. There is no way that those fucking things are safe.
I'll be in Cincinnati tomorrow for a wedding (ignoring Grump). I usually like to get shithouse drunk during these events but with a missus ready to pop, I may have to be responsible (not my strong suit when free booze is present). That should be interesting. Please get me drunk, OHNate. Make your wife take care of mine if she goes into labor during the reception and we can stay and get rocked all night. Sounds like a winning plan. I'll be back on Monday with a breakdown of the Taco Bell Celebrity Softball Game rosters (James Denton...CONFIRMED!) if you know who finally makes up his mind. Don't deprive me of that, LeBron. CHA BRAH!