"Hey Iceman. I have a 30 dollar bill burning a hold in my pocket."
Moving sucks cock. Hairy cock. About the only thing worse than moving is setting up and executing a garage sale for all the shit you no longer need/no longer forced to keep. Like Wheelz never ending stuffed animal collection. Fuckin, A man. Sometimes I question how old she is. But I will say it feels pretty awesome purging the home of all the stupid garbage people have gifted over the years. There's nothing worse than someone who sucks pig balls at gifting. It's not that hard! Just pay attention, idiot. When have I ever had a passionate conversation with you about candles? Never. So don't buy me one, asshole.
One positive, and something that absolutely rules, is opening the sale early to friends and family and the person who originally gave the shitty gift finds it in the
Another thing I love about garage sales is digging through boxes and finding nostalgia from Wheelz' youth that I was never meant to see. Like her "Cuss Book" from when she was 13 years old. Yes I read every page and yes it was the most hilarious fucking thing ever. Great ammo to have for later on. Cuss Book. The name still slays me.
Anyway, that's what I'll be doing today. Selling the shit I'm too good for to all of the mongoloids in the greater Toledo area. Should be some mighty fine people watching today. And for those who care (Grumpy), after roughly 4 long years...the attic finally got organized. Because I gutted it and I'm in the process of selling all the worthless trash up there that never needed to be organized in the first place. Finally, some thoughts from last night's game:
I had a chance to catch Stephen A. SMIFF'S rant about being called an "Uncle Tom" during a commercial break. Here it is and I highly suggest watching it if you have not already. It really is tremendous.
Rarely do I agree with the nonsense SMIFF spews but this time he nailed it. I don't think I've nodded that many times during a 7 minute video in my life. From behind it probably looked like I was trying to suck my own dick. The best part is when he undresses the loser fuck thugs who start every sentence with "Know wat I'm sayyyin?'. Golden.
-I think George Hill and Mario Chalmers are having a contest to see who can complain the most about not getting the calls superstar players are used to getting. I'm pretty sure Hill has the slight lead.
-David West has never committed a foul in his life. Did you guys know that? I'm surprised he doesn't lose his voice every night with all the bitching he does.
-Ace needs to re-do his playoff rankings and take Hibbert completely out of it. Dude is fucking worthless out there. He got punked by a center who isn't a center and by a guy who probably goes about 6'8" realistically. Dare I say...OVERRATED??
-Lance Stephenson just continues to LOL the shit out of me. CLEARLY you're in LeBron James' head, dick wad. Oh yeah...and way to smack talk Lebron and back it up with a 9 point masterpiece last night, turd. Which insane Stevenson rivalry vs. LeBron is more LOL? Lance or DeShawn? They are both equally sad and hilarious, IMO.
-I guess we can also talk about
I hope everyone enjoyed their National BBQ Day events yesterday. I spent it setting up a garage sale, sweating and smelling like a mule barn by the end of the day. Honestly...people need to fucking get over themselves with those Memorial Day Facebook posters. We all understand what Memorial Day is about and I certainly don't need a lecture from some dickless twat who thinks it's patriotic to wear American Flag pants. Fuck off. End of rant.