|Obviously a busy day at The Loser Hall of Fame.|
*The Browns take DRAFT DAY seriously – Quick, name the only team in the NFL to not attend Johnny Manziel’s and JaDeveon Clowney’s pro days. You guessed it! I don’t understand this. Even if you (correctly) think that pro days are stupid and don’t prove anything, it’s still more information to use to make the correct picks for your franchise. You don’t just blow them off and pray that you can get private workouts. You’re saying that you couldn’t use ANYONE from two SEC schools and had no desire to get a closer look? Good luck with that. And if you have no representation at these events then what ARE you doing? THAT is the question that needs answered. It’s no wonder that this shitty franchise needs a decade to break 5 wins in a season.
*The Pacers are in a whole heap of trouble – If you had not noticed, the Pacers are really shitty now and it is no coincidence that they started sucking once they traded for locker room cancer, Evan Turner. Dude is a loser. But seriously, when are teams going to stop taking a chance on Andrew Bynum. This is like the fourth team in three years that he has immediately destroyed with his shitty attitude and asshole behavior. Hell, the Cavs are just now coming out of his tidal wave of diarrhea and are only 2 games out of the final playoff spot (at 31-45!!!) with 6 games left.
*Fuck you, Urban Meyer – God, do I hope that the CBJ beat the Flyers last night. We really need two points. But Urban classed it up like usual recently by telling recruits that Columbus doesn’t have any pro sports franchises and word of that leaked because someone did not like him disrespecting the flag. Fuck you, bro, fuck you AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN (Poopson trademarked). John Davidson should kick Meyer’s ass to remind him who really runs this state. When will the lies ever stop with this snake oil salesbitch?
*Tiger is out of The Masters – Welp, looks like I won’t be watching. Jack Nicklaus can probably start popping the champagne ’72 Dolphins style at this point.
*Speaking of Nicklaus, his grandson is still an idiot – If you watched any Florida State football game this year (and you did), you probably heard 4000 times that TE Nick O’Leary is the Golden Bear’s kin. Do you remember that video of him getting destroyed by a car on his bike last Summer? ELITE accident. Well, in true Joe Cain fashion, he is back on the hog and getting hit by another car. James Caan needs to take this fucker’s keys away for good.
That will do it for today/this week. I really missed Mrs. Ward. That was the finest commenting debut ever and the FACT that we may never see her again only adds to the legend. The Final Four is tomorrow (I’ve got both SEC teams winning although I will be rooting hard for mah boy Bo Ryan!) and Wrestlemania 30 is on Sunday(!) so enjoy the sports/sports entertainment. And never forget that the Browns are a shitty organization and everything that they do is wrong.