Friday, March 21, 2014

Open Forum: March Madness Day 2

Seal is such a fucking idiot.
I just couldn't help myself. If you recall my whining, I have taken yesterday and today off for at least the last 7 years. I did not this year since the little one is on the way and I have been told to save vacation days by my terrorist wife. Considering that we hardly ever go on vacations (sorry, world travelin' Randy Steve), those were all free couch days for me (the best kind of days). Anyway, after yesterday's ELITE Ohio Buckeyes loss, I just couldn't help myself. I took this afternoon off. FUCK MY KID. If she can't handle Big Daddy Cool taking a few hours off to watch hoops then she can GTFO!

Just kidding. I love you, unborn child. I will spend part of this afternoon putting together some of the unnecessary furniture that your awful mother purchased for you. You better cherish this shit 4eva! BUT HOOPS WILL BE ON THE TV and my work will be consistently shoddy. DEAL WITH IT!

Feel free to discuss whatever you want to today.  Make sure that you take a little time to rip Cakes for shitting all over Ohio's entire season saying that they were awful all year.  What a fucking tool.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to go ahead and make fun of Drew again due to his comment yesterday... "If this is what a bad year feels like, I'll take it, blah blah Robert Morris's derpa derpa derpa".

Ok buddy, but just remember that YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOOD YEAR FEELS LIKE. Whereas I recently celebrated a national championship, again. You can about other peoples bad years, once you know what a good year actually is.

Seal

Anonymous said...

*talk

Jeff said...

Someone pissed off RYJO and it's awesome! Too bad the flyers have forgotten how terrible they are supposed to be. Yuuuge one tonight. Carry it!

GMoney said...

Seal is coming STRONK early today. I like it. AND he makes ELITE points.

If I was Mr. NC State, I would fire Mark Gottfried this morning. That was the worst OT game played in the 80s in basketball history. Garbage ball. The STL coach should have been ejected for doing a Hack-A-Pack with SEVEN MINUTES LEFT. HOW DID THAT WORK!!!

New Mex State Giant = favorite player

Well, outside of Ryan Johansen, of course who still owns my heart. His post GWG goal smile-nod-wink at Goalie Bob was the GOAT. FUCK MONTREAL! BEAT THE RANGERS!

Archie Miller was on Mike and Mike on my drive in. He was talking about how it wasn't that tough to beat Bad Matta and how they basically got a bye. Something about Aaron Craft being OVERRATED as well. Great interview.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ @ Slow Seal...still living in the homosexual locker room shenanigans season and not the present. A decade from now he's going to be the Buckeye fan that's yelling scoreboard while pointing to a 2002 calendar...except his calendar's going to have The Brow's smiling face while teammates ravage his nude behind.

I only got one game wrong yesterday...you can easily guess which one that was.

Good to see G$ putting his balls to work and enjoying this afternoon.

--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

WE ON fucksticks.

Drew getting hurt on Twitter yesterday was totes the best.

I had a pretty good day as far as brackets go. Obvs I had NC State which fucking choked hardcore, but that was the only game I missed on. I AM ELITE.

GMoney said...

A decade from now he's going to be the Buckeye fan that's yelling scoreboard while pointing to a 2002 calendar.

That's going to cut to the core of about 99.9% of the turd suckers. Hi, Cakes!

By the way, if you are in my fantasy baseball league, the draft is NEXT SUNDAY 3/30 AT 3 PM at The Stube (or online for The Outsiders Hall and Nash). We got rid of Ape this year and replaced him with the aforementioned Cakes Coughlin. At least we know who is finishing 12th.

GMoney said...

I went 15-1 in the Uproxx ESPN thing (thanks again, TJ Warren, you piece of black man shit). Considering that I'm usually 8-8 at this point, I'll take that as a victory.

GMoney said...

By the way, how fucking good did Sparty look dispensing with Joe Flacco ELITE yesterday? Good God, Adreian Payne looked like a young Uncle Cliffy out there.

Mr. Ace said...

Second place in the nut pool...and I have missed at least 3 nuts by 1 point. I will probably be in negative points after today. #ELITE

GMoney said...

I fucking suck at The Nut. I am so clueless. I feel like Dut with a woman.

I'm not predicting it, but I would not be surprised if today is the day that a 16 beats a 1. Lesbionest, today's one seeds aren't the most ELITE ones in tourney history.

Jeff said...

Why don't you moneyline the 16s. Make up the HAM you lost on Gottfried.

Aint happnin though.

GMoney said...

It would if Clemson were a one seed. Burn?

Prime99 said...

I'm banking on another championship nut to sneak into the money. I'm right where I want to be.

I also used to take days off for the tourney, but no longer. Sad times growing up.

GMoney said...

You know what sucks? Our power play which is now 0 for their last million. Nathan Horton has GOT to start earning that paycheck.

You know what else sucks? That neither Yankee Stadium game was considered a home game for the Rangers so, in essence, they got 43 home games this season and 39 roadies. Typical fair NHL!

They will pay with their own blood tonight.

Grumpy said...

I feel so great today that I'm paying for little Baby $ to go to HARVARD.

Just kidding, I won't be alive when she goes to college.

Cakes said...

My comments were ELITE! Did anyone think OSU was going far this season? No. There were times during that 6-game losing streak when the talking heads were questioning if they would even get in. Bad year. Shit happens.

GMoney said...

Grump, I want to give you kudos as well for declaring on Monday that Harvard had no chance which jinxed the fuck out of Mick Cronin (who sucks). That wasn't on the same level as me rooting for my beloved Bucks in the Big Ten Title Game and then watching them fail miserably (still haunts me!), but it was close.

Cakes, you're just wrong and you need to stop. When they started 15-0, not one person saw them losing in the first round to an A-10 team so don't give me that shit. This was a failure but not one that anyone saw coming. FACT. Why don't you get back to low-balling Justin Masterson who seemed to be content with low-balling himself. What a terrible franchise.

Cakes said...

$17 million is pretty expensive. Is he at that ELITE level yet? I think that's debatable. If Masty has ANOTHER ace-like year, then we can talk about numbers like that.

Cakes said...

*17 million a year

Randall Stevens said...

Nice to see your Buckeye expectation is getting outplayed by a mid major school residing in a major major crime city. Losing first round to Dayton was a incredible letdown if you can remember not even a month ago you guys were beating Sparty. You know, the Big 10 tourney champs. Stop saying stupid shit, Cakes.

That giant from New Mexico State has a brother who is 7'3" and apparently better. Not to say that sloth was any good. He is just huge.

GMoney said...

NM State Giant was better than I thought he would be! He actually moved rather well and has soft hands. So far I have him as tournament MVP.

FUCK YOU CAKES. 3 yr/51 mill, AGAIN, is below market value and if that is all that he asked for then you should have run to the bank ASAP. It is stupid to let him hit free agency because you have very little chance to bring him back if he hits the open market.

Nebrasketball is playing like pig shit.

COME ON, MERCER!!!

Anonymous said...

Let me try to explain it to G$ and RS since they are morons. After the 15-0 start nobody saw a first round loss coming, but from that point on it was clear that the 15-0 team we saw a mirage. Anyone who watched this team the rest of the year knew that a 1st round loss was entirely possible. This team lost to Penn St twice and easily could have lost to Purdue in the 1st round of the Big 10 tourney. While it was very disappointing and sucked because they were close to pulling it out yesterday, the fact that it was not a shocker makes it easier to take. It's not rocket science, guys.

Cakes, if Masterson has another good year, there is NO WAY IN HELL the Indians will pay him then. That's what good (not even great) starting pitching costs. Homer Fucking Bailey got more years and more money than what Masterson offered and Homer Bailey sucks. I haven't been as hard on the Dolans as most people but I can't defend this decision.

-Damman

Jeff said...

If Masterson has another "good" year he's going to want more and he's going to get it from someone. If you're not willing to pay 17 mil per, you're sure as hell not paying 20+ for a longer term.

You defend the indians front office like Seal defends the browns. Both of which are hilarious.

GMoney said...

I understand that expectations change once you see yourself against teams with pulses, but he said on FB yesterday that Ohio State was awful/fraudulent ALL year. He even all caps'd the ALL as if it was OBVZ from day one that Thad's team was garbage. That is simply not the case and is fucking stupid to say that.

Oh baby, we believe in you, Mercer!!!

GMoney said...

This Duke/Mercer game is fantastic.

Mr. Ace said...

More like MURKer amirite?

GMoney said...

Nothing would make me happier than Duke getting knocked out by Liberty Center.

Cakes said...

LOL Duke.

Mr. Ace said...

CAKES YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING CAKES MERCER!

GMoney said...

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! GTFO Coach K!

GMoney said...

I'm not even sure if Duke attempted a two point shot in the 2nd half. Just awful. Coach K should take a TON of heat for this.

Cakes said...

I almost forgot about my incredible jinx powers. Glad I didn't ruin it.

Really looking forward to hearing how this Duke loss wasn't as bad as OSU.

GMoney said...

Reggie Miller is fucking awful. I have no idea why he was talking about Cal Poly playing St. Louis considering that they don't play each other and has nothing to do with DUKE LOSING.

Anonymous said...

Rough go this morning. I'm not big into hangovers but my body decided to get one this morning. So I go to a bar in my literal backyard (lol Brooklyn) and slam a few bloody Mary's. I order some chili and the bartender tells me, its great but there's no beans.

Goddamned right there's no beans.

That's all I got today. LULZ Mercer. And that Drew 2002 line was good.

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