|"Meet Virginia" is Ide's favorite song. I DON'T REALLY WANNA BE A QUEEN!|
Over the past 4 days alone, we have seen:
*Penn State storm after beating #22 Ohio
*Utah Valley State storm after beating extremely unranked New Mexico State for some reason and starting a massive, ugly brawl
*#12 Virginia stormed after crushing #4 Syracuse (which I wasn't upset with since it clinched their first ACC title in 30+ years and Jim Boeheim is an asshole)
*Oklahoma State, the biggest train wreck team of the year and once ranked in the top ten, stormed after beating #5 Kansas
*Horrible Souf Carolina stormed after beating OVERRATED Kentucky
These all happened in one weekend (extended) and there were probably more. Add in the FACT that ELITE programs like Indiana and North Carolina feel like they should be running out onto the floor even though you are supposed to win all of your home games and there is a problem here. I don't even want to talk about how Ohio Bobcat rubes rush the floor at least five times per year because that is what idiot hayseeds do. The game at Utah Valley State the other night only STREMPHened my position. It's time to ban the fans from the floor for good.
They don't need to be out there. You don't have to be on the court to celebrate a great victory. Have we all forgotten Ape's rules? Just because you beat a higher ranked team than your own by 6-8 points does not give you the right to embarrass yourself. And you ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES. Let's be honest here, most of the backwards hat BRAHS that run out there aren't out there to jump around with their team. They are hoping to get in the face of the losing players and yell BRAH shit in their face. I'm actually more surprised that more punches aren't thrown during these played out scenes. It's dangerous. I don't like to sound like some paranoid woman but it is.
I'm not really sure how you curtail this garbage. Security at college sporting events is always horrible. I guess that maybe you could levy fines down on offenders. Maybe something like if your fans rush the floor, your basketball program (not the athletic department) is fined 50,000 dollars. And that money goes directly into the budget of your opponent. Why? Because FUCK YOU COLLEGE KIDS. Quit acting like cocksuckers and behave like you actually expected to win a home game. Schools have moved students near the floor to create a hostile environment. It is a privilege to sit there. If you can't be trusted, take that shit away. Make the students sit up in the nosebleeds for a few games. FUCK 'EM.
I used to be OK with court stormings but not anymore. They're cliche. They're lame. Most of the time, they are nonsensical. We used to see just a few per year. Now we're seeing a handful per Saturday. Get rid of it. It serves no purpose and you're only going to see more fan/player violence when some troll BRAH tries to make a funny and be a tough guy.
For as lame as student sections rushing the floor are, nothing is worse than when a random Cavs fan just walks out onto the floor during game play to do...something. It happened again on Friday during the Cavs thrashing of Trey Burke Sucks. For the third time in less than a season, some weirdo did a self-storm (nice security, Danny Gilbert). The first time, if you recall, was some bro telling LeBron to come back home. The second time was a bruh asking Kyrie to stay. Friday, some chach tried to hug Irving and said "I (or we) love you, Kyrie". It was not Jason Collins or so I'm told. STOP IT. This is fucking embarrassing. It makes all of us look like shit. Not only are we Cavs fans fucking losers for rooting for the Cavs, but we are desperate and pathetic that going to jail and being banned from the arena for life is better than losing a player. That's awful. Those three shitheads should be killed.
So the point of today's post is simple: STAY OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR. You all have ruined it for everyone with your blatant disregard for the rules. Also, Ide loves Train (the band and the act of numerous black men ramming his b-hole)