Monday, March 31, 2014

More Monday Morning March Madness Hot Takes!

Ewwwwww he so OFF!
Thursday's sweet sixteen games were a total bust and that sucked by Friday more than made up for it. Now that the Final Four is set, I feel like quoting Seth Davis "This Tournament" and he is right.  This tourney has been sick.  These games, horrible calls aside, have been terrific.  As much as we want Seal to fail, you can't deny that this year's UK Wildcats are a FANTASTIC watch.  Their last three games have been the best three games of this dance.  They almost have to be the favorite to win it all at this point, no?  Hold up, I'm getting ahead of myself, let's break down the last three days of great hoop.

Thoughts on Friday!
*Those WOLVERINES jerseys just aren't working for me.  Michigan is supposed to have MICHIGAN on their unis.  This concoction (ironically) looks like the sort of unlicensed apparel that you could only find at Marts Wal or K.  They look cheap.
*Let's call a spade a spade here: that game ended on a flop and a flopper was rewarded.  Michigan blew a huge lead and not only did they deserve to lose--they EARNED that loss.  Yet a horrible call from a terrible official iced the game, bruh.  I'm not all that mad about the result because I don't particularly want to watch a UT/UK game anyway but the truth is that Cuonzo and the Vols got hosed.  That is not a charge, Doug Gottleib, and I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to be the new Skip Bayless by disagreeing with all common sense.
*The two late games on Friday were absolutely sensational and it's a damn shame that they were synched up to end at the same time because both deserved to be watched in their entirety.  Tony Bennett can flat out coach and he is easily one of the 5 or 10 best coaches in the country.  His teams ALWAYS play ELITE defense.  No shame in that loss.  Hell of a job all season by the Cavaliers.  Bennett is a real #waltbehrman.
*#waltbehrman made Friday night even better.  Good goddamn work by all that participated.
*Dear analysts, Keith Appling has been FUCKING TERRIBLE FOR FOUR YEARS.  He IS the weak link on Sparty.  Stop acting like his poor play is a surprise.
*UK/Louisville was as great as expected.  I don't think that it was better than UK/Wichita State, but it was damn close.  That was a really fun game although it would have been far better if (surprise, surprise) the goddamn refs swallowed their whistles.  Kentucky is absolutely terrifying right now.  We all laughed at that idiot getting the ridiculous national champion 2014 ink but maybe he was on to something.  WHAT ELSE DOES HE KNOW!
*I hate that John Calipari keeps getting the better of Rick Pitino.  It just doesn't seem right.

Watch out, Coach, you've got a homo hanging on you!
Thoughts on Saturday!
*All good things must come to an end and that also includes the visuals from The Ghetto after Dayton tourney wins.  That is how you do it.  You just get drunk and have fun.  You don't try to LIGHT HOUSES ON FIRE, Kentucky fan.  Why are you trying to destroy your city?  That makes no sense to me.
*Florida has won 30 in a row now.  Why am I still not that impressed?  I should be, I know that.  I guess that when your best player is someone terrible like Scotty goddamn Wilbekin, no one should take you seriously.  I have no evidence at all to back this up but Scotty Dubs is awful.
*Wisconsin/Arizona was absolutely terrific.  An OT game in the low 60s doesn't sound great but it TOTES was.  If you don't love Bo Ryan then I don't know what is wrong with you.  Everything about him and his demeanor is hilarious.
*Bad night for The Millers, no?  Sean is going to catch a ton of shit for not making the Final Four again but I think that that is off base.  He's a great coach.  He'll get there soon enough.
*Wow.  If you correctly hated Aaron Craft then I hope you got a good look at Arizona PG TJ McConnell.  He was equally cocksucker-y with his faux hustle and terrible jump shot.  I wanted him to get a concussion on one of his 2000 unnecessary floor dives.
*Not to get too insider-y but Wisconsin defended the pick and roll like absolute garbage.  Look, Nick Johnson is their best player.  They are going to screen for him.  You either have to switch or hedge.  You can't do neither and then leave him open for a free jump shot.  The Badgers did this ALL GAME.  Frustrating to watch for a fine basketball mind such as myself.  #waltbehrman
*Frank Kaminsky, SON!!!  A guy that looks like that shouldn't be able to BALL THAT HARD.  Speaking of ballers, I want to talk about Aaron Gordon.  He needs another year.  Hell, there is no reason to turn pro if YOU CAN'T SHOOT.  Great game.

Thoughts on Sunday!
*I admittedly wasn't paying attention to much of the UConn/Sparty game as I was too busy building a championship fantasy baseball squadron around mah boy, Miguel Cabrera, but it sounds like Shabazz was being Shabazz and Sparty just sucked.
*Never doubt the truth that the team that everyone loves will always disappoint.
*I saw Johnny BRAH there wearing a Sparty hat.  Crean Pie was not happy on Twitter.  That makes me LOL.
*Honestly, that is about all I have on this game because UConn is about the most meh program ever to me.  Going to the Final Four isn't bad for a women's hoops school!
*UK/UM...Seal pulls a FAST one on the world.  What more can you say?  That game was ELITE!
*You're seeing all of these studs mature before our eyes and now we see why this was the preseason #1 team in the country.  Even when a garbage player like Willie Dyke Lawyer out, it doesn't matter at all.  The Harrison twins, Young, Randle, Poythress, Johnson...EVEN THAT LEE KID THAT NEVER PLAYED!  This team WILL win the national title.  FACT.
*Nik Stauskas had a game where he thought he was better than he actually is.  You can't force it, kid.  Go back to Canada AKA Johansenland.  FYI, you aren't ready for the NBA.  Go back.
*Why is Mitch McGary wearing his uniform?  WHAT A FAG!
*It's never a bad thing for WE ON fans to get silenced but they have nothing to hang their heads about.  They lost a great game to the most talented team in the country on a miracle three.  It happens.  You can't tell me that every Michigan fan wouldn't have taken this season with McGary playing almost zero minutes.  This was a GREAT season for the maize and blow.

If you ask me, I think that we're getting a Les Miles Toilet Water Special a week from today: Florida vs. Kentucky Part Four.  SEC!  SEC!  SEC!  You already know that I'm picking the Cats to win it all.  You don't win those last three games in that fashion and then just poop your pants later.  Go Seal Team Six!  What a great fucking tournament.

56 comments:

Grumpy said...

It's going to be more fun in three years when UK vacates the whole things. Tigers don't change their stripes.

Legarrette Blount. SUPER BOWL!

Randall Stevens said...

Walt Behrman making a surprise twitter appearance brought the house down on Friday.

About the charge. Sure. He embellished the contact. But there was contact and the guy from Tennessee did lower his shoulder. But that's not the most important part. That was either a charge or a no call at that point in the game, right? I feel we should all agree on that. Having said that...how are people conveniently forgetting that if that charge isn't called, LeVert had stolen the ball and could have potentially run the clock out? The charge actually helped Tennessee because they still had a chance to win on a desperation heave at the end. So stop saying they were hosed.

GMoney said...

That is definitely not a no call since two near 7 foot black men both went tumbling to their deaths. I didn't forget about the LeVert steal just that it wouldn't have mattered if that moron ref made a right call.

Doug Gottleib thought it was a good call which means that it wasn't.

Behrman would have gotten a T on that call. FACT.

Randall Stevens said...

Morgan had position. No one argues that point. Not even you can argue Morgan didn't have position. Well, you can but you would be wrong. So if that's the case, it's either a charge or a no call. So it didn't matter what the call was...Michigan was getting the ball either way with the charge or the LeVert steal. Stop being an idiot.

We'll have to see what Stauskas' draft grade is first. If he's an anticipated lottery pick then he has to go. I'll be honest, I haven't looked because I'm hoping he isn't projected high so he comes back. Drooler was right at RibFest...he's got nothing left to prove and his draft stock could potentially only go down by coming back.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming that was part one of the two part anthology of Randall eating Seal's shit.

My baseball team is hot dogshit. I loaded up my pitchers to see that I have 5 out of 8 on the fucking DL. G$ was sending in picks by the bunches making it nearly impossible to mark off who was picked in time and I crumbled mightily. I usually go with the younger crowd, but my team kept coming up all old men, so this has no shot at backfiring. Ugh.

I stopped watching The Walking Dead, but I heard it was garbage.

Ide

Mr. Ace said...

I thought the Tennessee call should have been a no call. But it was irrelevant because Levert knocked the ball away and that certainly wasn't a block.

Fuck you, Seal. Just getting it out of the way. And didn't want to post it on your FB because of your parental control settings.

Michigan loss was disappointing obvs, but I can't really be mad losing that way. The good Harrison was unconscious for the last 5 minutes. Michigan kept answering, but the team with the final possession won. A Michigan team that lost Trey Burke, Hardaway jr and McGary made it back to the ELITE 8? I'll take it.

Those refs were terrible.

I thought Dayton was going to be done on Saturday...and I was right. When your stud puts up a goose egg its a problem. Florida is the obvs fav.

Grats to the Ohio Buckeyes for making the tournament tho. Again, just getting it out of the way.

Randall Stevens said...

Not sure exactly why I would be eating Seal's shit. Kentucky was favored in that game and they're playing better than any team in the country. I know it wasn't as admirable as losing in the first round but like Ace said, it was a great season and they made it further than I thought they would have going into the tournament. The loss sucks but the better team won Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Before I talk about the weekend, I would like to kill grumpy...

Hey Grumps - you have been saying the same shit for years now. Has anything from the John Wall and Cousins days been vacated that you guaranteed would? How about the following year with Brandon Knight? Or 2 years ago with MKG and Davis? Oh no? Then shut the fuck up with your "it'll be gone in three years".

You arent even a real fucking fan. Youre a jealous old bitch who roots for a MAC faggot team that no one outside of Ohio even knows exist. They are the equivalent of a double A baseball team. Leave your fucking opinion at the door when you dont have a horse in the race. Ill take all the shit in the world from Michigan and OSU fans, because they are actual fans. Your jealousy is so cute. If Calipari was raping young girls in bathrooms, im sure you would be a fan.

How does Calipari's facial taste? He just keeps loading all over your face year after year. Too bad those wont get vacated, huh?

3 final fours in 4 years. 17-2 record in the tourny as coach at UK. Eat his fucking asshole, grumpy.

Seal

Mr. Ace said...

#BeatTheCheat

Anonymous said...

Now my thoughts from the weekend...

This UConn team is winning games, and I have no idea how. I thought home court played well into their favor this weekend - MSG was bumping with Huskie fans. Reminding me of that Kemba Walker team, but with less pieces. I do not see them beating Florida - which probably means they will.

I love Izzo, but cant say Im sad to see that team gone. They posed a bit threat potentially to UK and I'm so sick of hearing all the commentators up their ass.

The Lousiville/UK game was great, but ruined by the refs... let the kids play for god sake. Waaayyy to many whistles ruining games in the tourny...

That being said - I think the charge call should have been a non whistle. Either way, I didnt really care who won, but you dont call that foul.

Michigan is a damn good basketball team that plays a completely different style. And holy shit they can shoot. Every open three they took I KNEW was going in. I honestly thought UK should have ran away with that game due to them being that much bigger and stronger, but Michigan's shooting kept them in it. Good run dudes, especially in that region which was one of the best I can remember.

Florida is the better team between them and UConn, but I want Florida. We know them, they are probably better due to experience, but I want to beat them so bad. I think if its UK/Florida, we win the title. Gotta get past the white supremacists of Madison first...

Go Cats!!

Seal

Anonymous said...

How is Grumpy not a real fan when he's an alumnus of the school and has season tickets for at least one sport? That's a lot more real fan than most of the Michigan and Ohio State fans here.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Flop = block...it's that simple. That was a flop and he took down the ball handler as a result and thus he must be whistled for it.

Ape, I don't get your hatred toward Greg Anthony. I like him. It reminds me of Ohio Buckeye rubes hating Sir Charles. You only hate him because you don't get it.

Seal, AA Baseball Team = Cleveland Indians. You think that you can just waltz into MY comment section and rip the RedHawks. Surely you jest. Better program than UK!

GMoney said...

I hate to be a Monday Morning Ted Valentine, but I really loathe non-Anderson Varejao flopping.

Anonymous said...

Because the school he is a fan of is worthless in the sport he is talking about. He wishes Miami could sniff the success UK has had. Its pure jealousy.

Seal

Mr. Ace said...

I usually like Greg Anthony, but now that I have been exposed to him repeatedly I realize that he knows nothing about college basketball. He reminds me of Reggie Miller and that is a horrible thing.

Anonymous said...

And I'm sorry G$, I knew that would piss you off, but dont shit on my program (Grumpy) when it's the most successful in the sports history while yours is unheard of outside of this tri-state area.

No disrespect to you, just Grumpy.

Seal

Anonymous said...

LOL at Michigan fans. Cherish your Elite 8 appearance. It means jack and shit. OSU made the last 4 sweet 16's. Whoopty fucking do. You can keep harping on the fact you made it further, but at the end of the day, you're watching the same games we are from home.

It's cute and all to deflect your loss on a loss that happened 10 days prior to another team, but don't lose sight of the fact, you had your assholes reamed out because you shitbags refused to play defense in the second half. I'm sorry, but not even reaching the bonus is fucking piss poor. You had fouls to give with 30 seconds to go. I guess they don't call fouls when you give Poythress wide open lanes and give Randle a fucking timeshare in the paint.

Your team lost that game, pure and simple. Your lack of defense made it look like a pregame shootaround.

But, you know, please respond with how we lost to Dayton.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Also, Randall...shut the fuck up...you'll eat Slow's shit and you'll like it. You lost to a fucking 8 seed...LOLZ @ them being favored by 1.5 and that means it's OK.

LOLZ @ Ape trying to rationalize the loss to ease the butthurt too.

Suck a dick.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

I actually agree with Ide here on one of his points... How do you guys not make UK (who isnt a great free throw shooting team) earn points from the line. We had something insane like 40+ points in the paint. Make those big guys earn it at the line. I guarantee they would have missed multiple free throws which would have made it a different game.

Seal

Mr. Ace said...

We lost the game by an NBA range 3 with 2 seconds left. On the last possession only two ppl touched the ball, neither of which we wanted to put on the line. We also only have one big who is worth a shit so hacking bigs all game was never going to be an option for us. And we never foul. Again, dude hit a spectacular shot, but 99% of the time I would be pretty fucking pumped if that's the shot the opponent settled for in that situation.

Ide knows nothing about basketball. Never forget that.

Mr. Ace said...

And UK scored one more point in the 2nd half compared to the 1st. We were really killing it on D in the first half, huh?

Again. Ide knows nothing about basketball.

Mr. Ace said...

UK scored less than their season average.

Never forget kids, Ide knows nothing about basketball.

GMoney said...

I'm forever a member of #TeamWaltBehrman but I'm very intrigued by #TeamIdeKnowsNothingAboutBasketball.

Seal, just remember that when you throw the irrelevancy argument around, you are saying it while wearing a Joe Haden jersey and an Indians hat. So watch your ass, BRAH!

Anonymous said...

Carrying The Flag/Red Wings Playoff Streak....Playoff chances update.

Red Wings -- 80.9%
Flag Carriers -- 78.8%

If the Red Wings make the playoffs...and get Datsyuk/Zetterberg back...we will be a nightmare matchup for some top seed...hopefully, Pittsburgh.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Oh and thanks a lot to the Detroit Pistons for getting blown out over the weekend so the Sixers couldnt break the Cavs losing streak. Assholes.

Seal

Anonymous said...

"We lost the game by an NBA range 3 with 2 seconds left. On the last possession only two ppl touched the ball, neither of which we wanted to put on the line. We also only have one big who is worth a shit so hacking bigs all game was never going to be an option for us. And we never foul. Again, dude hit a spectacular shot, but 99% of the time I would be pretty fucking pumped if that's the shot the opponent settled for in that situation."

Really? You boil the entire game down to one shot at 3 second mark? The fuck? UK was 6-11 at the stripe. That's 54%. GR3 and Stauskas had a combined ONE FOUL. When a team is shooting terrible (HINT: sub 55% is fucking awful) you continue to put them on the line instead of letting them score two everytime in the paint.

One fucking block. ONE. There was ZERO defensive pressure that game, and I'm talking the second half specifically, because that's when you guys need to be buckling down. Yeah, there was great D on that last shot, but what happened the 39:57 before that?

If you want to hang your hat on the fact you don't foul, then grats on being the dumbest fan ever. Way to put the finesse in that game, did real wonders for you. UL pulled the same shit on you last year in the NCG and got tough on you and you folded. If you want to cheer for a bunch of people dancing around like some faggots, go watch soccer. Your team is losing games due to lack of physicality, this is a FACT.

You lost by 3 points, and you want to not blame the defense? You really think 54.8 percent at the line is something you should pawn off as insignificant while they score FORTY PLUS in the paint? And I'm dumb? LeVert was the only one in foul trouble and aside from that freebie at the end, they were mostly reaching in/blocking fouls. You guys put zero pressure on them and contested nothing.

But, cool, tell us how you don't foul, then make a sound argument for losing. What a vegan argument.

Ide

GMoney said...

#TeamIdeKnowsNothingAboutBasketball

By the way, Burke is going to owe me a lot of money after his team makes the playoffs due to my terrific drafting. He must have had a great date with a hot guy.

Anonymous said...

Michigan beat a 15, a 10 and an 11 and then lost to an 8. I mean how seriously can we take the run they had?

-Damman

GMoney said...

Seal, (in my 30 For 30 voice) what if I told you that Grump was born in Lexington (1833 but still!) and his deep-rooted hatred for UK is stronger and older than all of us? What if I also asked you to remember John Calipari's ELITE past of cheating and skating out of town before the hammer dropped and how he never EVER deserves the benefit of the doubt?

What I'm trying to say here is take off your KENTUCKY-COLORED glasses and realize that you will always be the villain with that man on the bench. And no one will ever respect your program.

Bring back Adolph Rupp.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ at no one respecting the UK basketball program. Just stop it already. Jealous fans can say they dont respect it all they want. Numbers speak for themselves. Most wins of all time. 16 final fours. 8 Natty's. Go away.

You dont respect what Pitino did there? Or Rupp? Or Coach Hall?

If Grumpy was born and raised in Lexington he would be a die hard Cats fan, so dont say otherwise. You dont know what its like living in that city. You are bred to live and die UK athletics.

Let Grumpy fight his own fights too by the way.

Seal

Anonymous said...

It's hilarious how you try and take away what this team is doing AND what Calipari has done with them with your jealousy. Its really disgusting.

Seal

GMoney said...

What am I taking away exactly? They've won the three best games in the tournament over damn good teams? But I'm not saying that this season was a success...yet.

I hate the shit out of your sweaty coach just like the rest of the world. I'm not jealous of him or you for having him. And I hope that Bo Ryan bends him over with his burning cross of integrity. But I don't think that it will happen. You're about to see a reboot of UK/Texas Western.

Nothing wrong with being the villain but don't tell us that we shouldn't hate you.

#realtalk

Anonymous said...

Grumpy has stated before that he was born in Lexington and that his Mom is a UK alum. His hatred is LEGIT.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

You can hate Calipari all you want, but dont say that no one respects the UK basketball program - that is my point.

And LOLZ at an 8-seed making the final four NOT a successful season.

Seal

Anonymous said...

Oh and shout out to Dut for his comment on Friday about UofL beating UK that night... good call douchebag.

Seal

Anonymous said...

More proof that Grumpy is the fucking worst, then.

Seal

Mr. Ace said...

I'm not happy about Michigans lack of fouling, I was just stating a #FACT. We don't foul often. We play one big as much as possible unless he is in foul trouble. We don't get blocks because we are undersized down low...which creates our advantage on the other end with stretching floor.

And the people who we would have liked to foul didn't touch the ball the last couple possessions. We don't want to foul Randle because he is 70 + from the line. And we can't just hack downlow because we need Morgan on the floor.

I don't expect Michigan to completely change who they are in the last few minutes of an ELITE 8 game.

The reason we lost the game is because Kentucky hit just as many 3's as we did. And their guards could shoot over Walton without much of an issue. But when the game is tied and Kentucky hits a 3 to win the game...that's pretty much what the game comes down to.

Anonymous said...

Grumpy's probably very against racism and was around Rupp enough that he didn't want to respect a program that loved a racist so much.

--Drew

Cakes said...

Amazing tournament so far. It was made better by TWO Michigan teams losing within hours of eachother. Michigan TOTES deserved to lose on Friday so that was the universe paying them back yesterday.

Thanks for filling out the rest of my roster, G$. Wives can be the worst.

GMoney said...

That talent should have never been an 8 seed to begin with when they were preseason #1.

Don't tell us that we need to respect UK. That's absurd. It's the same reason why a lot of people don't respect Bill Belichick...because he taped his opponents and hasn't won a title since he got caught. Plus, he coached the Browns.

GMoney said...

Jerks, I'm giving PRIME the keys to start ZOMBIE TALK SEASON FINALE today. I actually have a job interview at noon (been saving up my semen for a week!) today. Wish me bad luck!

Prime99 said...

I was going to post something about the tourney, but now I'm doing the Mikan Drill in preparation for Zombie time... #waltbehrman

Anonymous said...

Oh no! G$...it's really not an interview. That guy just fucks you...blurs out his face and then puts it on a website. At least put a towel down on the couch before you get to business...there's gotta be zillions of diseases on it.

--Drew

GMoney said...

I won't sign any release forms, Drew, you have my word.

Mr. Ace said...

Can't wait for this casting couch scene.

Prime99 said...

ZOMBIE TIME:

There are 3 parts to this episode and off the bat I'd say it was good not great. Somewhat disappointing, but acceptable as a finale.

1) The flashbacks to the prison made sense to show Rick suppressing the SHANE inside him during his time in prison. It showed that CAAARRRLLL is most important to him and given security he will do anything to protect the boy. Good to see Hershal but the lack of action makes this a PUSH portion of the episode.

- The confrontation with Joe and his merry assholes was tits. Rick unleashed the beast and when all Kentucky backwoods on Joe by biting his jugular out. Carl got to watch his dad brutally murder a fat guy (how is that possible in the apocalypse?) so that will help him become a levelheaded adult. Daryl and Rick's conversation afterwards was fantastic acting. This portion was GREAT.

- Terminus leaves me with some issues:
Why didn't Rick observe the camp (like they talked about) for a day or two before storming in? Why NOT be more obvious that these folks are cannibals? There were body parts in the yard and it makes zero sense to offer sanctuary just to imprison people. Many questions and a dumb cliffhanger. This part was LACKING.

Overall, I'm interested but that is what you get when a show is slow then ties quick bows around plot lines at the end while opening up new questions.

Prime99 said...

#waltbehrman

Randall Stevens said...

Ace brings a six pack of Coors Light Cold Hard Facts and Ide responds with 8 paragraphs of rambling that no one cares to read because most of the information is most likely incorrect.

So we blame Michigan for other teams crapping out in the tournament, Damman? They played who they played. And it's not like we're amping up this tournament run as some epic event to be remembered. So what if they played lower seeds? They won the games and came within a desperation 3 away from being back in the final four after losing the 3 best players on their roster from a year ago. You have to respect that if nothing else.

Randall Stevens said...

I thought the finale was pretty lame. I was at a walking dead party in Canada last night only because poutine was on the menu. How this dish hasn't become an American staple escapes me. Anyway...the poutine was the best thing about last night's finale.

Rick eating Joe's neck was pretty ELITE. The rest was pretty weak for a finale.

Randall Stevens said...

Interesting story. So Friday I had the pleasure of sitting courtside while the pistons got their dicks rocked by the Heat. First...LeBron is huge. Way bigger than he looks on TV. Normally I'm pretty good at not being surprised when I see how large professional athletes are in person but how big LeBron is really stunned me.

Second...the floor seats I get are row 2 behind the basket close to the home bench. There's always been this curious bearded fella with interesting hair styles that sits in front of us. Friday I noticed a large amount of people getting photos taken with this guy. So I asked the dude in front of me who that was and apparently it was Henrick Zetterberg. I'm proud of the fact I was not able to recognize such a high profile hockey player. It means I'm hating hockey properly. In case you're wondering, Zetterberg might be the tiniest man on the planet.

Prime99 said...

Anyone catch Bud Selig on Mike and Mike today? WOW that guy is the worst. I'd rather go to G$'s casting call today than listen to his drivel.

Mr. Ace said...

THE SUCKED HARD.

The flashbacks were pointless.

Ricks last line was total LULZ. U r trapped in a fucking shipping container with heavily armed, cannibalistic maniacs now in charge of you. Nobody is scared of you clowns.

The Darryl/Rick showdown was great. But not great enough to save that terrible episode.

GMoney said...

First of all, I was rooting for that guy to rape Carl. Did he "claim" Carl's b-hole?

I was pretty sure for a minute that they were kidnapped by the A-Team considering how bad of shots they were and then realized it was on purpose.

This season was straight up SHIT. If you want to set up a future villain, though, giving him a fag name Gareth is a great start.

Anonymous said...

Randall....I take it that Zetterberg's wife wasn't with him? Because, you would have mentioned that if she was....google it.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Gareth Cutestory was a real man who crush/slayed fake blind women.

While on the subject of TV, if you're not watching Review on comedy central, you're doing yourself a YUGE disservice. It is easily the funniest show on television right now.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Would just like to comment another big fuck you to Dut for his stupid ass comment regarding UofL beating UK on Friday. Way to go bud.

Seal