|THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL!!!|
It’s an interesting game, fo sho, as both teams have had their ups and downs this season and it’s about time to figure things out for the stretch drive. Ohio still can’t score consistently which probably has everything to do with Greg Paulus. Michigan still misses Mitch McGary-Hoffman-Durham greatly (as we all do) as Jordan Morgan is useless which makes sense considering that he came to Ann Arbor with Rumeal Robinson. This game will be won on the wings. Hopefully, it was a really good game. I just wish that they could both lose. How about some college hoops-related HOT TAKES to fill out today’s post?
*Damman was offered a free ticket to the game last night and turned it down because he wouldn’t get him until late. This is so sad. Everyone better rip him good today. Typical Big Lots Buckeye if you ask me…valuing a few extra minutes of sleep over an intense rivalry. GSaul probably went wearing a red polo or whatever because he likes to play both sides. You are fooling no one!
*Larry Brown (former manager at Kahoots--never forget) might be the greatest basketball coach to ever live. Sure, he can’t stay in one place for longer than 40 minutes, but those are 40 incredible minutes. He has SMU ranked in a little over one year. SMU! That’s Craig James school! Larry Brown would be a great coach for the Cavs (hint hint).
*Who the fuck is your Coach of the Year this season? There are a ton of solid options when you factor in Brown, Gregg Marshall, Steve Fisher, and Sean Miller (as well as guys like Jim Boeheim). It’s kind of hard to argue against Marshall or Fisher whose teams could possibly be fucking ONE SEEDS next month.
*Speaking of Sean Miller, Arizona might be in a little bit of trouble. Brandon Ashley’s season-ending injury clearly has the Cats struggling to find a new identity, which sucks, because that team was incredible when at full health.
*The Big 12 is the best conference. Yeah, ya heard me. It is. Great coaching, NBA lottery talent, and (outside of TCU) no gimmes on the schedule. That is a really fun conference to watch and that was even before you factor in that their players like to fight the fans. Also: KUBoobs is the greatest Twitter follow ever. I should have went to Kansas. So many huge boobs.
*Speaking of Kansas, Joel Embiid is incredible. But, you can slow your fucking roll with that #1 pick nonsense. Hells nah, BRAH. If I have the #1 pick this Summer (the Cavs will not because they are contractually obligated to only getting that pick in bad draft classes), I’m not taking a guy who is raw and still growing into his body. I’m taking the fucking scorer. Wiggins is still the guy (or Parker, I suppose). Don’t get me wrong, I’m an Embiid fan, but I’m starting a rebuild with that kid.
That’s it for today. Plenty of bouncy ball talk to go around and we didn’t even talk about homosexuality or race! Biggest upset of the week. To be completely transparent, I probably didn’t watch more than a few minutes of the Ohio/WE ON game anyway since Tuesdays were meant for Justified. In conclusion, Trey Burke Sucks.