|I bait my hook with queers.|
Anyway, enough about national hockey pride. Let’s talk about human rights issues. Now, I’m not the most well-versed on the whole controversy about this set of Games, but the gist of it is that Russia (and Vladimir Putin especially) doesn’t care much for the gays and don’t really want them around. Well, in this day in age, everyone has to love and respect everyone else equally so people are outraged by this stance. Putin has backed off a bit on his anti-homo hard line but now he wants all the gay athletes participating to (and you can’t make this up) stay away from the children as to not influence them. This is just terrific. This is Duck Dynasty but with gazpacho.
Here’s my one bit advice to all of our American athletes (and others) heading over to the former Soviet Union: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Or, to be more polite, GIVE IT A REST. You are going over there to represent your country in athletic competition. You are not there to foster change and force your own open ideologies onto another country. You are going to be there for two weeks and then you won’t return ever again. Stop demanding others to share your beliefs. We all get that their line of thinking is backwards and dated. But they don’t and they aren’t going to re-think their life based on the picket signs from Mary Pit-Hair. This is how their country works. Some raging American bull-dyke isn’t going to change their minds. So knock it off. Try to win your medal, come back home, and have as many same sex make-out parties as you want.
Never forget where you are going and why you are there. This is a place known for genocide and killing their own for barely any excuse. What do you think that they might do to someone who is constantly criticizing their way of life. For God’s sake, Putin stole Bob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring and won’t give it back! So while many of us admire the STREMPH of your convictions, you didn’t train your entire life to make a social impact on Russian society (that is falling on very deaf ears). You trained to be a champion and win the gold. Except for Sidney Crosby who aspires to win the gold medal for most holes stuffed by Russian dick (count it).
The Olympics are about competition and being the best in the world. They aren’t about making millions of comrades and ex-KGB all of a sudden yell “YES HOMO”. DEAL WITH IT. And FUCK YOU, Chris Kluwe. No one is listening to you anymore.
So how about that site news? Remember a few years ago when The Rock just randomly showed back up on Raw and it was great because no one knew about it? It was awesome because everyone likes The Rock and he had come back “home”. Well, I have reached an agreement for our own homecoming of sorts. Beginning on Thursday, January 30th, we will be re-joined by the one and only MR. ACE who has signed a very lucrative deal to take every Thursday from here until eternity! He is ready to come back (or so he says). And I am damn glad to take him back on staff. So starting next week, the rotation here will be $/RandySteve/$/Ace/$. That’s a good workflow and should keep things (and me) fresh.
Welcome back, Mr. Ace! Although I have a sneaky feeling that this comeback will be less The Rock and more Jordan on the Wizards. May The Forcier Be With Him...Always.