Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Open Forum: New Year's Day Bowl Games!

Bo Pelini defines "Indians Fan"...ugly as sin, dumb as fuck, and no one likes you
This used to be such a great day for college football but now it kind of sucks since the NCAA stuffs a bunch of shitty teams into half the normal amount of bowl games today.  So I'm throwing up this open forum for all that get bored and want to spit some RED HOT TAEKS while fighting off likely hangovers and gut rot (perhaps mud butt, too!).  The slate today with point spreads and predictions!

Noon - Gator Bowl: Nebraska +9 vs. Georgia
Noon - Heart of Dallas Bowl: UNLV +7 vs. North Texas...wait, what?  How did this bowl sneak on to New Year's Day???
1:00 - Citrus Bowl: Wisconsin -1.5 vs. South Carolina
1:00 - Outback Bowl: Iowa +8.5 vs. LSU
5:00 - Rose Bowl: Michigan State +7 vs. STANFORD FOOTBALL
8:00 - Fiesta Bowl: Central Florida +17 vs. Baylor

Enjoy the games!  Let's all root against the Big Ten!  STANFORD FOOTBALL PLAYS STANFORD FOOTBALL MOST OF THE TIME!

25 comments:

GMoney said...

JOHNNY FOOTBALL IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!

Anonymous said...

Money Manziel gets shit done.

That early slate is hot dogshit. I couldn't care less about any of those games. Norf Texas? LOL.

I refuse to bet on the rest of this football year. My abomination of a gambling season WILL NOT get my year off to a tainted start. I had to include my ELITE back to back championships to make my gambling year look a little more presentable. It was the Kid Gruesome of its time.

My hangover is pretty righteous however, after a trip to T Bell, all will be salvaged.

Ide

GMoney said...

You should follow that Wolf of Vegas guy. He has been dropping awesome picks this bowl season (albeit just one free pick per day which is annoying). It is salvaging my lost gamblor season.

Is Drooler going to the Winter Classic today? If so, he is about to find out the hard way that sitting in a football stadium to watch hockey is not nearly as fun as it sounds.

Mr. Ace said...

I have been doing very well in college hoops betting just going off Twitter picks. Went 3-0 yesterday, and hit a parlay with the same picks.

Johnny Football is just fucking fantastic. I wouldn't be mad at all if somehow he ended up an Eagle.

If you made a profit betting this year you either do it for a living or are a liar.

Anonymous said...

Drooler is not going to the Winter Classic today. I was offered a ticket a couple weeks ago, but passed due not wanting to drive back up to Michigan so soon...it's still like $ 150 a ticket or something...and as you said....I just don't think the viewing experience would be very fun. So, I'm gonna get shitfaced today and watch it on TV. My girlfriend is up at her parent's house watching her sisters cuz' her parents are in Vegas...it's just me...a ton of booze and the dog. I couldn't be more excited for today.

I would have been all in on SPARTY FOOTBALL if it wasn't for the Bullough suspension....what a fucking tard that guy is. I think they lost their heart and soul there.

When should I crack the first beer? SOMEBODY TELL ME TO DRINK.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Another thing....I got a coupon emailed to me from Mongolian BBQ for a $10.99 all you can eat deal today. I'm honestly leaning toward taking a cab downtown for dinner and doing that tonight after drinking all day....it would be a roughly $7 cab so that's not bad at all.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Ape, other than The Wolf, who else gives consistent free picks? I really like I owe uh Zack ten bucks today. There is no way that Les Miles takes them seriously.

Start drinking now unless you like dong, pussy.

Anonymous said...

Spence is suspended for 3 games for breaking a B1G rule...no clue what rule that is.

--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

@UnitsforDays is my guy for college hoops. I almost always play something if he posts it. He gave me two winners yesterday.

I always go thru dynamitepicks.com to see what they have up for free. They have a free 5 unit NBA pick up today of Wizards -2(They are currently at -1.5 at my book).

I lot of times the people I follow won't just flat out say pick BLANK. But if you parse thru their words they are showing their leans. Like this tweet just a minute ago:

David Payne Purdum ‏@DavidPurdum 7m
Heart of Dallas Bowl: North Texas No. 1 in Red Zone defense. UNLV No. 101 in Red Zone offense.

That's not a flat out pick, but clearly a lean. Nobody is going to put that stuff out and mislead their followers. I just googled best sports betting follows on Twitter and there are some good lists.

Bankthebook.com has pretty good forums and a lot of times premium info gets dumped there.

Prime99 said...

Ape is playing STANFORDFOOTBALL. Well, at least until he loses.

Mr. Ace said...
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Mr. Ace said...

Tony Baker ‏@TBake24 6m
“@ralphDrussoAP: Ohio State announces DE Noah Spence has been suspended three games for master bating in public."WOAH!!

Mr. Ace said...

Just got Nebraska +10.5 -120. I feel pretty good about that one.

GMoney said...

Noah Spence needs to work on his whack integrity apparently. Urban Meyer Guy.

Nate said...

Spence accepted a pair of headphones and shoes from a family friend in Philadelphia.

This was discovered before the B1G championship game and has been in appeal since then.

The appeal was just denied, so here comes the suspension.

Anonymous said...

Spence was just caught being black on a Thursday.

I left 2013 being down around 150 after fantasy winnings (sigh, that's depressing). 2012 was a banner year for gambling so I was due for a red year. The highlight had to be dumping $300 on the Den/Dal game just to watch it implode. I ended up with a really strong last half where I routinely won 2 out of every 3 bets. But, so much loss hit me up front where I couldn't recuperate. Considering that I was down over a grand around week 7, finishing the year down 150 seems like a victory.

Ide

GMoney said...

Lies, Nate. Noah Spence did not win the headphones contest here. It was Seal. Seal jacks off a lot (A LOT) but he is not Noah Spence.

Anonymous said...

Really good 30 second span for the B10 w/ the wisconsin td to end the half & the 99 yd nebraska td on 3rd & long. Pretty sure they will all blow it, but its nice to see them look good....at least for now

Burke

Anonymous said...

I picture the old ball coach really drawing out the word shit in the locker room about now.

GMoney said...

Nice call on the NEB/UGA over, Wolf, you cock.

Mr. Ace said...

I hit Neb +10.5, Neb Moneyline, AND 1H UNDER on that game!!! Also his 1H Under on UNT/UNLV. My premium guy missed his first pick of UNLV +7. I was already on UNT -6.5. Free picks fo life from a guy who has hit at 62% in CFB this year. I'll take it.

GMoney said...

But does he use your "system"? WTF does 1H mean?

FUCK YOU LES! YOU NEED A FG!

Big Ten blows.

GMoney said...

THAT ILLEGAL BATTING WAS IN THE ENDZONE. CALL IT A FUCKING SAFETY!

Mr. Ace said...

1H is 1st half butt hole.

GMoney said...

LOL Red Wings. Dubi and Jack Johnson left off the US Hockey Team? BAD JOB AMERICA.