|Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?|
*Clark The Cub! - Hoo boy, this is...something. To be honest, though, I kind of like Clark. He really embodies the spirit of that organization: a cute and cuddly joke.
*James Franklin is the new coach at Penn State – This is old news but you can’t forget about the faction of Penn State who argued that they shouldn’t hire him because he handled the Vandy rapes wrong (in their opinion). Wow. You can’t make this stuff up. PSU fans are rapidly rising in the Worst Fans Ever rankings. By the way, this was a tremendous hire.
*Urban completes his staff – He brought over Larry Johnson from Penn State to coach the DL which is apparently a coup. He also stole Bert Bielema’s DC at Arkansas to be his co-DC. I’d love to know why Chris Ash made that career move. Coach defense in the SEC or call FagNasty Fickell your boss? Interesting decision there. At least now, when your defense underachieves again, you can blame FagNasty Fuckstick AND Crispy Ass!
*Jim Caldwell to the Lions – This has to be the least inspiring hire in sports history. This guy sucks. I’m sorry, Lions fans. I’m even more sorry for Browns fans who have to wait for Adam Gase (or A Dumb Gay if you like to COUNT IT) to get done coaching in the playoffs before he accepts his job for one season. Since Peyton Manning calls his own plays at the line anyway (OMAHA!) then why does his OC get any credit ever? Typical Browns.
*Lane Kiffin to OC at Alabama – I may be insane but this makes a ton of sense to me and I think it is a really good hire. I must be drunk.
*Justified – You can always talk about Justified. Thoughts on Michael Rappaport? I hate the guy but he is about as “Florida” as it gets and that’s what they want.
*How about some more talk about a RibFest date? 3/1 or 3/8…what works best for the unwashed masses?
That’s it for today. Again, apologies for the brief post but I’m just not feeling it. I wouldn’t say that I’m OVERRATED or anything but today lacked it’s typical TRANSCENDENCE.