|We drafted THIS guy?|
You should have seen me an hour before the drat began. The wife kept telling me that I was being annoying because I was so nervous. I REALLY didn't want Alex Len. I would have been OK with anyone else living on the planet over Len. You can steal my fucking sunshine out in Burke's territory, you bald queerbate (ELITE shitty late 90's song reference). Actually, that's not true. I would take Len over "Interviewer Shane Battier" who has to be the worst person at his job of all time. He better not have gotten paid for that in anything other Giant Eagle fuel points.
So the Cavs took Larry Johnson's son. Eh, he's a little bit more plump than I would prefer but he can definitely play. Does anyone troll the media better than Chris Grant? NO ONE saw that coming. I'm sure that Bennett will be fine.
Nerlens Noel to Philly for Jrue Holliday and a GUARANSHEED lottery pick next year? HOLY SHIT THE SIXERS ARE THE WORST.
Cody Zeller is the most Michael Jordan pick of all time, isn't it? I think that Zeller is better than he gets credit for, but a Zeller/Mullens frontcourt isn't going to scare away anyone but attractive women.
Booing the Commissioner at The Draft is a tradition in every sport that I love so much. Stern is a cocksucker so it is even more fitting. I can't wait to see how Bettman is treated on Sunday afternoon.
Trey Burke is taking his sucky ways to Salt Lake. That's great. We will never hear of him again.
Who called the Pistons taking Kentavious Caldwell-Pope? THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
The top ten this year was one of the wildest that I can remember. That was a fun hour+.
I'm going to end this little--whatever this has been--after the Cavs pick at 19. Anything that happens after that will be addressed in the comments. I do want to mention that Brooklyn trying to get KG and Pierce is so hilariously awful. That would be the worst and most pricy roster in the league.
Cavs take Sergey Karasev who they have been rumored to like for months. He's KGB. Maybe he can convince Bob to re-sign with the CBJ. We OBVZ don't need LeBron now that we have Sergey Karasev from The Americans.
That's it. Laugh about Anthony Bennett in the comments if you want. I'm making the trip back to Nap tonight for Ribfest. Should be a good time since Naptown Wolverine is out of town. I'll be slaying ass with Danario Alexander and Duke Football's #1 fan, GSaul. This post sucked...but not as much as Shane Battier: Amateur Interviewer.