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Mike Shanahan is a great football coach who might go into the Hall of Fame one day. I have supported him for 3+ years now. But you know what, fuck him. Fire his fucking ass. HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN FIRED YET? HE is the one who leaked that story about leaving. Who else would? He is the one that announced that the season was over last year after a 3-6 start. He quit then and he hasn't tried since. We went on that bananas run in spite of him. And now he's not naming a starting QB this week because he is worried about RG3's health! FUCK THIS GUY. Again, HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN FIRED YET?
Don't get me wrong, I will almost always blame Dan Snyder for everything. But this year isn't on him. It isn't on Griffin. This is ALL on Mike Shanahan because he hasn't given one fuck about this organization and it's all because he's jealous that the franchise QB is more popular than him. One more time, fuck that guy and fire that asshole. On to the worst (the Redskins show up again)...
Jeff Triplette - This guy is the worst referee in the game and he should be fired immediately. He completely botched the final 2 minutes of the Skins/Giants game last Sunday because he didn't want to take the time to get a call right and yesterday he gave the Bengals a touchdown for no reason at all. Seriously, Law Firm was tripped and he was short of the goal line. EVERYONE saw that. Well, except for one guy. This hick sucks. More Booger, less Triplette. Also, the Colts are trash.
Adrian Peterson and The Honey Badger and Rob Gronkowski - Ya'll bros are DEAD!!! That should swing quite a few fantasy playoffs (including mine! YAY!).
The Snow - Normally, I like games in the elements but Sunday was just horrible. That was just awful to watch. Fix your weather, east coast. Granted, most of those snow games ended in incredible fashion so I should probably just stop complaining like a little bitch.
The Redskins - What a fucking joke. This entire franchise is total shit from top (Dan Snyder's wallet) to bottom (everything else about Dan Snyder). He is the worst owner in sports. The players have all quit. That coaching absolutely awful. Just watch the punt return and kickoff return touchdowns that they gave up (which is mighty impressive). No one tried to make a tackle. Pathetic. I'm done. I love this fucked-up team too much to watch shit this bad. What I'm trying to say is, "I'm gettin' too old for this shit".
Jerome Booger - Hey! Speaking of poop-dick officiating, that PI call on McFadden which led to a miracle Patriots win was such garbage. We need to change the PI rule to 15 yards. Spot fouls are ridiculous. That was a very Browns way to lose. I'm sure that it will inspire another thousand YouTube fan videos about how awful their life is. Those videos have jumped the shark. GIVE IT A REST.
Aqib Talib - He has shut down pretty much everyone this season but not Josh Gordon. I don't get it. The Browns have zero weapons outside of Gordon. Why is he not being double-teamed on EVERY play? That doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Gordon is a stud...let's just hope that he can keep his piss clean.
Pretty much everyone on the Lions not named Jeremy Ross - That was a strong garbage showing by the NFC North leaders. 6 fumbles! 8000 rushing yards given up! In a game and climate where it is obvious that you can't pass the ball, how can you let Shady just gash you over and over again? I just don't get it. Nice weekend, Drooler.
Reggie Bush - Is there a more Reggie Bush thing to do than getting hurt in warm-ups due to slipping on the snow? Other than taking money from boosters, I say no.
Antonio Brown - LOLOLOLOL!!! What a dumbass! It's a little more than fitting that the Steelers season ends on a sideline issue a week after Mike Tomlin is an idiot on the sideline. Karma BRAH! What amazing field awareness of Brown. He didn't learn that in the MAC.
Defenses in the Vikings/Ravens game - It led to Johnny BRAH being near tears on the sideline. He's going to hear about that display of pussydom at Christmas. Even Crean Pie will probably give him the business. Bananas finish and made me jealous of the Vikings because at least they are still trying which is more than I can say about my racists.
Eli Manning - Still sucks and the Giants have been eliminated from the postseason much like they were 8 weeks ago. Earlier last week, Eli was asked if he remembers why he was a baby and did not want to play in San Diego. He said that he did not remember which makes sense because he is Simple Jack. I think it was more because NYC has an FAO Schwartz.
Wes Welker - DEAD! Two concussions in three weeks! Denver needs to put up one of those Reggie Ray Concussions Left Before Dying countdowns on their scoreboard.
Rusty Wilson - FUCK YOU! ANYONE could do your job. You have the best healthy RB in the game and a drug-addled defense. Please stop acting like Wilson makes them tick, lamestream media, because he does not. He's good. He isn't great. He lost to a real BRAH. Good day for the BRAHs!
Richard Sherman - I still hate this guy so much and it really pisses me off when he does that "you so crazy" motion on the field. The 49ers only beat you because of bad calls, eh? As a Stanford man, you could have at least blamed the loss on not playing Stanford Football.
Cam Newton - I still think that the Panthers are a good bet for January and it's hard to win in NOLA, but the guy still blew. He must not have found the right lucky stick of gum.
FANTASY! - I had no meaningful games this week but I was able to end my G$FL season on a nice note by caving in Ide's asshole. It gets real this coming week as I face the crooked commish in the LFL (Dut vs. Jeff in the other AKA The Gay Orange Bowl) and it doesn't matter at all who I get in the MSFL between Burke/Ide and Nate (LS vs. Prime in the other semi).
In conclusion, you know it's gotten serious when I'm thinking things like "I wish that Jim Haslett was our interim coach". Mike Shanahan is clearly trying to get fired and the team hates him so FIRE HIM ALREADY. Jesus, who would have ever thought that Snyder would be too slow to shit can an asshole?