As a reminder, the inaugural Commenter of the Year was Prime who took home the title last year. He earned it. Unfortunately, there is not going to be a repeat performance this year. I’m sorry. While still consistent, he was a victim of his own successes and just couldn’t surpass his past productivity. A lesser man might blame his son, DeMarcus Jr. AKA Little Boogie, and I will. Being a father of a newborn has to drain some of his daily LULZ. I get it. Good luck to you in the future, Prime. No one will ever take away your Commie.
But there are other awards to give out before we reward the 2013 Commenter of the Year.
The Commie for Rookie of the Year goes to…Burke/Buke! It is always a fairly thin field when it comes to new blood but Burke showed up around March Madness time and has chimed in sporadically ever since. NC Nate made a late season push but he just didn’t get back from Canada early enough to make up the ground necessary for ROY.
The Commie for Smartest Commenter goes to…Li’l Strut/anonymous! You can’t fool us. We know it’s you.
The Commie for Dumbest Commenter goes to …BradyCakes! No one else came close. Go study some more cumulus clouds, homo. More smarts and poise; less fart noise. More beef; less queef. You get the point.
The Lifetime Achievement Commie goes to…
The Commie for Most Wrong Commenter goes to…Ide! Unless he is talking about race, he is never right. No one ever agrees with him for a reason. Oh, I used to work with a black dude(!) that grew up with Ide. We saw each other at an event a few weeks ago and the conversation went like this.
Guy: So how do you know (Ide)?
G$: Met him through a friend. I like him but he is such a dickhead.
Guy: LOL yep.
Alright, now that all the minor awards have been delivered, it is time for the big dog. Now, I always ask Iceman for his input when it comes to this because he has some pull when it comes to such a major decision for the site. We did not agree. He thinks that Mr. Ace should win. I can see some merit to that but, unfortunately, a former writer is probably ineligible IMO. He then suggested Seal just to piss off everyone. He also mentioned Jeff who is definitely in the running but being a Red Sox, Steelers, AND Ohio fan disqualified him. Finally, Iceman said that if Brady won that he would quit immediately. Don’t worry about that. So who is the 2013 Money Shot Commenter of the Year??
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2012 was the year of Prime. 2013 was the year of Drew. I look forward to 2014 being the year of Cakes. Congratulations, Drew, you deserved this no matter how controversial this selection may be. If you have the time, please share some of your favorite comments from this past year today. I could use a good LOL. Now raise your almond milks and let’s toast our Commenter of the Year…DREW!