Wednesday, November 27, 2013

THE GAME is back...'nuff said?

It's finally here. The greatest rivalry in college football is BACK. That's right. It's IRON BOWL WEEK (pronounced ARN BAWWWWWL)!!! Alabama and Auburn (holders of the last FOUR national titles) strap it up again "on the plains" to determine who wins the SEC West. You know that this game is important because it isn't played at noon AKA The Beth Mowins Hour. If you play at noon, you are irrelevant. FACT. Oh yeah, that regional rivalry is also being played on Saturday with their usual stakes of "none" on the line. Since I have nothing nice to say about either of these programs (other than the greatness of Jake Butt), I have enlisted the help of two of our finest to help get the hate juices flowing and explain why anyone should care (let alone watch) this game. Gentlemen and skank, I give you JSaul and BradyCakes to explain The Game. Enjoy!

Why does JSaul hate the Ohio Buckeyes?
This is a pretty easy write up, as I could just point to the mouth breathers in the comments section as case in point to why anyone would HATE OHIO, let alone the Michigan faithful.

I’ll start off by saying first of all, I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t get to be part ofa rivalry of this magnitude. Every year it brings out the same hate and attitude in both fan bases. You would likely skip any life event to not miss a single minute of THE GAME.

A little background on my fandom and where the hate started; I grew up a Michigan fan (myself and my entire extended family) in a small town positioned in NW OHIO about an hour plus from Ann Arbor and 2.5 hours to Columbus. So it was say 70% OSU to 30% Michigan at best, which means there was always plenty of OSU idiocy to deal with on an annual basis. I went to undergrad at OSU, so I’d like to think I bring an undercover approach to the hate for OSU – I have an intimate knowledge oftheir fans and methods from the nucleus of their horrible program. I never flirted with switching allegiances, as that to me would be the true definition of a traitor. And let’s face it, based on the reasons below, I was never really tempted to. On withthe HATE HATE HATE HATE:
- They think it’s cool to have pride in their band. How lame is this?! The BEST DAMN BAND in the LAND pride is one of the dumbest things to ever take pride in and I’ll tell you why. The bands most signature, iconic pregame display (SCRIPT OHIO), was ripped from Michigan! C’mon, you know it’s true. You guys have built the pride and foundation of your “World Class” marching band on Michigan lore. So I’ll throw out a “GIVE IT A REST” with the Best damn band in the land shit.
- Feeding off of that point, they steal everything they base themselves on. Raising academic standards (Michigan), Buckeye Bounce (Probably a soccer team/Penn State), Hells Bells on Third down (No doubt this was stolen as well).
- Brutus has nuts on the Brain….dudes gay. Pretty evident by all the sweater vest and bow tie wearing douche bags that university employs.
- They pee on each other. Yeah it’s true….ever been to hineygate? They purposely set that place up with a terrible urinal situation so that the faithful will get drunk and pee on each other (this is fact so don’t even try to argue…). And we thought Penn State had problems.
- You’ve let “Buckeye Guy” become a thing. Seriously, this guy is a HUGE LOSER and is your most iconic fan.
- The songs and chants. Let’s face it, no one outside OSU fans like it when anyone breaks out in song and chant (Other than the OOOO NAPOLEON chant). OSU fans do this ALL THE TIME. Nothing is worse than sitting through a group of Fuckeyes singing WE DON’T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN. Don’t get me started on the OH – IO screams that ring throughcampus any given minute of any given fucking day. That ear piercing diarrheaproduces the most self-conscious chills from even the biggest of homers, because they know that they HAVE to respond to it. This is personally my favorite way to mock them all.
- Mirror lake jump…have you seen this, have you heard this? Yeah, during Michigan week every buckeye strips down to their underwear to jump into a freezing cold pond to somehow prove their football team is ready to play Michigan…
- Conversations with OSU fans. Have you ever been engaged in one where you thought you were having an objective, fact based, unbiased conversation? I didn’t thinnk so.
- Anyone anywhere will still line up to get an autograph from Maurice Claret.
- You douche bags actually think that since you have dominated for the better portion of a decade, that for some reason the rivalry has lost its luster. Get fucked. A granular difference in the two fan bases, this is what I call the “act like you’ve been there before” Theory. You haven’t been. Sure let’s just forgetabout the 80’s and 90’s because the 2000’s are all that matter. Selective statistics.
- Your new Savior still has Ohio fecal matter on his dong. Never forget.

I’ve polled 7 of my most trusted OSU haters in preparation for this write up. A few more responses to add on reasons WE HATE OHIO:
- Commenter Dut
- Their Inbreeding skills. But the most overwhelming response from the faithful on why I and my brethren hate OHIO:
THE OBNOXIOUS, IGNORANT, FULL OF THEMSELVES, CHEST POUNDING, MOUTH BREATHING FANBASE! (6 of the 7 responses if you include the DUT piece).
Let’s face it. The most hate worthy part about ohio is their fans. I’ve had to surround myself with more OSU fans in my life that I’d like to admit, and it really takes its toll. Win, lose, tie; they do not falter in their obnoxiousness. There is nothing more fun to me than being in a room full of heart broken fuckeyes. HATE HATE HATE HATE

Strong Take! On the contrary, why does our old buddy, Brady, hate Michigan?
When our internet overlord, G$, asked me to represent the Buckeyes during hate week, I naturally jumped at the opportunity. Well, by jumped, I mean I procrastinated for several days and just threw together this post while being hungover after the Buckeye game. What can I say? Don’t knock the hustle. Anyways, there are tons of reasons to hate Michigan and I’m here to present them to you in Your Biggest Stan’s favorite format. Bullet points. It’s the laziest way to offer material to an audience. You fuckwads deserve nothing but the best.

•All of their talent and coaches come from Ohio. It’s ridiculous really. If you take our great state out of the Michigan equation, they are Western Michigan at best. Desmond Howard? Cleveland native. Charles Woodson? Fremont. Bo Schembechler?Born in Akron and coached at Miami. The list goes on and on but I’m too lazy to lookup any more. You get the point. I used to get really pissed about players leaving thestate but now I kind of view it like a badge of honor. Ohio State gets the best of the best these days anyway. There was a time when Ann Arbor was a desirable destination for ELITE high school athletes but that era has been taken behind the shed and shot. It was a good run, you guys.
•Tom Brady wears really awful sweaters. The only thing that keeps convincing me that he isn’t gay is his slightly overrated supermodel wife. Maybe she’s just an elaborate beard. Whatever the case, Tom doesn’t seem to understand the sweater game. Wouldn’t you think one of his teammates would pull him aside before he takes the podium wearing those ridiculous threads? I’m the last person you would ask for fashion advice and even I know that shit looks ridiculous.
•Mike Hart is a vagina. How fitting that he never got a win over the good guys. For the amount of shit talking this douchebag did during his playing days, you would’ve thought Michigan was a perennial title contender. We all know that isn’t true so why all the hot air? I did like the little brother comment though. That was solid trolling. If they are the big brother, Ohio State must be the great great great grandfather of that family.
•All of their fans wear hunting gear to the games. I don’t know why this bugs me so much but it does. Hunting clothes are made for slaughtering delicious animals out inthe wild for me to eat. They are not acceptable attire for cheering on your favorite football team, no matter how hickish that team may be. Clean it up, Ann Arbor.
•There are no more actual Wolverines in the state. I think all team names should have something to do with your state or regional area. Since there are no more of these animals left living in the wild, I propose some alternate team names that reflect the state of Michigan more accurately. Michigan Double Wides. Michigan budgetary defecits. Michigan Marlboros. I’m sure we can come up with a ton more that are way better than those.
•Brady Hoke has the name of a god but the voice of prepubescent girl who smokes three packs a day. Seriously. What the fuck is going on with his voice? It’s a form of torture to have to endure an interview with him for more than one mminute. Gargle some salt water, bro.
•Their lame attempt to not say “State” after Ohio is entertaining. Hoke has already slipped up and several players have as well. I can understand trying to get in your vastly superior arch rivals head but there has to be a better way right? The fact thatthe fan base has adopted this little habit is interesting. Why would you jump on the bandwagon of some guy who is dragging your program down and is barely over .500 for his career? Solid choice.
•It’s really fun to watch Michigan lose and all but they are a HUGE reason why nobody respects the Big Ten anymore. Ohio State can only do so much for this pathetic group of teams. Michigan used to be a blue blood of college football and now they are a fucking joke. I cringe every time we have to watch DG98 prance around and throw more picks on national television. Time to sack up and stop embarrassing yourselves and the rest of the teams that have to be associated with you.
•There are tons of Michigan fans that live in Ohio. I don’t understand this at all. I was raised with the idea to be proud of where you were from and to root for the teams that represented that place. Hence, I like the Indians, Browns and Buckeyes.

It’s a pretty simple equation. Why would you want to root for a team that represents a school you have never gone to and a state you have never lived in? I would be embarrassed at trying to convince people of why I liked Michigan. Can’t wait to hear Iceman’s response to this one.

That’s all I got. My prediction for this Saturday is 45-14 Buckeyes. Urban will have the boys ready to go. It’s going to be really embarrassing for you Michigan fans when the stadium is taken over by OSU fans again. That’s got to sting.

Another STREMPHY submission! I must admit that you both exceeded my very low expectations. Well done. We can declare a winner or a loser all day but if you root for either of these two teams then you aren't a winner and never will be. But since this site if about laying it all on the line, I'll go with Ohio to win 41-17. How about some quick-hitter gambling picks for the weekend (including the return of the GH!)?

Ball State -34.5 vs. Miami - Last chance to bet against the Hawks until The Vest Saves Us
Duke +6.5 @ North Carolina - Any school that accepted Ide is automatically terrible
Maryland -2.5 @ NC State - Whatever
UAB -14.5 vs. Southern Mississippi - USM isn't covering two weeks in a row
Georgia Tech +3.5 vs. Georgia - This would the ultimate cherry on top of the unluckiest college football season since Marshall's team took that hilarious plane ride.
Clemson +5.5 @ South Carolina - LOLWUT?  This line implies that the Cocks would be favored in Death Valley.  No fucking way.

MAC Glory Hole of the Week (9-2.5!) Toledo -8 @ Akron - You roll in cold weather by running the football at ELITE levels.  The Rockets run better than the Zips.  Plus, the MAC may only have 5 bowl slots for 7 bowl eligible teams so those on the bubble (like the Rockets may be) need to impress.

NFL Picks (that I don't really like but whatever): Green Bay +7 @ Detroit, Pittsburgh +2.5 @ Baltimore, and New York Giants PK @ Washington.

MR. ACE IS ONE FIRE! HE IS THE OPPOSITE OF RON BORGES' PLAY-CALLING! Our simian friend is now 14-12 on the season and, due to prepping his tofurkey, is also giving quick hitters this week.
NCAA Florida Atlantic -28.5 vs. FIU
NFL St. Louis +10 @ San Francisco
Moneyline Jacksonville (which would be the greatest)

As mentioned many times this week, we're dark until Monday.  So enjoy your food (especially the leftovers), football (especially not the Redskins), and alcohol (especially the Stroh's).  Let's make a concerted effort over the next few weeks to ROLL DAMN TIDE and WE WORK.  GO HOKESTER!

51 comments:

Grumpy said...

Those were both impressive takes. I'm assuming J Saul couldn't get into Michigan.. How do you go to Ohio and hate Ohio?

Also, if you went to a MAC school, like 90% of the commenters, but consider Ohio or Michigan "your" team, you are the WORST.

Ohio A&M 70; Michigan 3

GMoney said...

I think all team names should have something to do with your state or regional area.

Never a problem for the Mississippi Sambos!

Two things I don't get from the Cakes submission:
1. Why is it a bad thing that Michigan recruits in Ohio? Wouldn't it be incredibly lazy not to? Do you feel like college football teams should only recruit the state that they live in?
2. The notion that you must root, root, root for the home team. Iceman AND YOU live way closer to AA than you do to the Home of the Internet's #1 Ribfest. So maybe you're wrong then and he is right.

Don't blame these guys for the occasional missed space. I have a feeling that it was my poor cut and paste job. They both done good, Mr. Newman.

Grump makes a great point though. Why Ohio, JS? I can guaransheed that had I not gotten into MU, I wasn't going to the other Ohio.

Alabama 34, Auburn 21

Jeff said...

I would imagine JSaul's college choice has something to do with instate vs out of state tuition and OSUs sexy coeds (when compared to scUM's, of course). My reason for picking Clemson over OSU.

tOSU 45, ttun 17

Clemson 27, Coots 21


Anonymous said...

Yeah, JSaul is a real cum queen to go and pay for a school he hates so much. Get fucked.

All schools have stupid chants and songs. Singling out "We Don't Give a Damn..." is pretty cherry for being a UM homer. You know what UMs is? Of course not, you didn't go there but im sure a suitable alternative is whatever the door greeters say at Walmart.

Using the selective stats argument again eh? Cool brah, regal us of those glory days back in the leather helmet era when you won most of your championships. Whatever you need to do to feel relevant.

Harp on the Buckeye fans all you want, and be mad at our bravado. ACT like you wouldn't be swinging your dead racoons around like terrible towels if you were 23-0 (EVERY fanbase would you talentless hacks). Get fucked.

SOS. I abstained from this conversation because it's fucking stupid, but something that is going unsaid: UM would be making the EXACT same case for themselves if they were 23-0. Not one fucker here has shown an ounce of humility that would admit, "gee, we sure have played out of our minds for 23 games, but those two teams sure deserve it over us!" GET FUCKED. No team that thinks they're the best in competitive sports wants to give anything to anyone. You faggots should take up cross stitch with yiur dumb fuck arguments.

Is our schedule the best? Fuck no. Will that stop us from wanting a shot at the best when its out of our hands? Fuck no. Would that stop you if it were your team? Convince me it would and go cheer for a soapbox derby.

Fuck you, Michigan. Fuck you UM alum. Oh wait, thats not offensive to anyone here.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Im taking the Jeffs, the GSauls, and the JSauls misguided attempt to hate his alma mater by paying them an exhorbitant amount of money.

Ide

Mr. Ace said...

Ide has already hit the bottle. Good for him.

Fuckeyes are Fuckeyes no matter the record. Truck Driver, Cooler Pooper, Piss Lake Jumper... that's something that is ingrained. Being a Fuckeye is like a non-funny version of Tourrettes.

Nate said...

"- Conversations with OSU fans. Have you ever been engaged in one where you thought you were having an objective, fact based, unbiased conversation? I didn’t thinnk so. "

Sounds like every real fan of college football.

Anonymous said...

My two favorite quotes from today's blog:
"If they are the big brother, Ohio State must be the great great great grandfather of that family."
- This is so true. Neither team has had much success against OSU in the past decade, and UM hasn't had much success against either school for the past decade.

"This would the ultimate cherry on top of the unluckiest college football season since Marshall's team took that hilarious plane ride."
-Crude hilarity. Keeps me coming back.

Reason why I hate Michigan outside of what Brady has already said:
- UM's pompous and foolish clinging to tradition. I get the fact that UM is steeped in tradition, but you don't see any other school flaunt the heroes of the pre-1950's more than the maize and blue. Hey UM, get your head out of your ass and realize that until you actually win something, nobody gives any more fucks about your tradition than they give about the tradition of UCLA or any other school that has not had upper level success in nearly two decades. If Bennie Oosterban and Tom Harmon were still alive, they would probably be appalled by the shitshow UM puts on the field every Saturday.

AnonOSU

GMoney said...

Love the "everyone else would do it" defense. No, not everyone would be an insufferable ass-gash after running through the NWOAL.

If I know one thing from watching both fans behave over the years, it is that WE ON fans have way more class and dignity than those marching band fans to the South. Then again, they've been humbled more often.

Well done, Tallahassee DA, for delaying any sort of charges until well after the ACC title game. You are the GOAT!

GMoney said...

Speaking of the NWOAL, Inselmann stepped down at PH. Snoad Alert!!!

AnonOSU, 66-6...never forget.

Anonymous said...

66-6? Never forget? I would have to know what you are talking about in the first place before I could refrain from forgetting.

AnonOSU

Anonymous said...

N/m. I figured it out. You Redskins really showed a lot of class back then. Get the wins while you can, I guess.

AnonOSU

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Grump. Football team allegiance isn't the only thing that leads to a college decision. GSaul paved the way that an undergrad at Michigan wasn't going to be a cheap venture. I took advantage of my 60% off school bill by staying in state.

I'm not living in leather helmet days or where the tradition was born!

From 1980-2000
Michigan lead those two decades 14-6-1

No one is denying you guys have owned the 2000's, its pretty hard to. But I'm not living in stats where people came to the games on horses you....Not that we want to get into this debate again.

The Leather Helmet debate is for our overall record.

I am also predicting Michigan to lose Saturday, but that doesn't make me hate OSU any less....

- J Saul

Nate said...

Papa John won't be venturing back to God's Country any time soon.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ @ G$ trying to say that the Iron Bowl is better than the game. This is the second time EVER that this matchup has put together two top 5 teams.....when The Game has done it TEN teams including twice in the last decade. That's right...it's 5 times the rivalry when it comes to meeting with lots to play for. Get Fucked.

The best week of the year is finally here. This week shits on every other week of the year and it's not even close. I fucking hate Michigan with all my being and it's going to be great to see so much red in that stadium this weekend. Great fans there....thanks for opening up the doors!

Remember a few years ago when the Iceman said it was "scary" how serious I took The Game?? LOLZ! He must not have paid for the Minor in Extreme Fandom when he bought his Walmart degree.

Cakes....you did a solid job and I think your points on the lame "Ohio" thing are good. It was like the Michigan fan-base was just trying to convince themselves that this guy who barely had a career winning record was a stud. My only question....when he ultimately gets fired due to Urban's greatness...does "Ohio" go away too? I mean...the guy's a moron and he'd be fired for being one...so, one would think his schtick would be deemed moronic as well, right?

My hatred for Michigan is well known and doesn't need to be described again. As for what I see happening in The Game. OSU hasn't won by more than 11 points in Ann Arbor in the last 50 years...so, it is hard for me to think that we will absolutely obliterate them. I'm expecting/hoping for the Buckeyes to get off to a quick offensive start like they have in almost every game this season. Keep a roughly 14-17 pt cushion...and just let Hyde drain clock all second half, while few Michigan fans remaining in the stands cascade boos to the field and the thousands of Buckeye fans start chants that echo through the stadium while holding their "We LOVE Hoke!" signs that will be pictured across the internetz for the next year. OSU 38 UM 20 GO BUCKS!

Anonymous said...

If Hoke is fired this year or next, will his only legacy be the "Ohio" thing? If you think about it, aside from installing an incredibly terrible offense, that it is about the only change he has made at Michigan.

AnonOSU

GMoney said...

LES MILES THANKSGIVING EATING ADVICE IS THE BEST!!! Name one thing better? You can't.

We threw like 3 passes that day. Only turds take knees in the second half.

Script Ohio (dumb) tells me that you prefer to be called Ohio. Right? RIGHT!

When Ohio/Mich produces a Harvey Updyke type character who likes to murder nature because he hates the rival so much, then we can talk. 4 straight national titles in the Iron Bowl. You recite history like a Michigan fan, anon who is Drooler. ARN BAWWWWWL!!! ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!

Prime99 said...

G$- you had better move to New York, the DC to justify your fandom.

Also, regional mascots only! Good that the Cleveland "professional" football team is named after poop. Appropriate.

I witnessed this rivalry first hand when living in NapTown, and it left such an impression on me that I only pay enough attention to both teams to understand this comment section. That is to say, I really don't give a shit. Totally huge and national, BRAHS!

Anonymous said...

Its actually recognized by congress to be the official rivalry of the United States. Midwest bias im sure.

The "you'd do it too" defense certainly comes into play. To say you'd be indifferent is horseshit. Did you idiots forget about Auburn getting left out to OU? Their SOS was shit, so they were told and got to watch OU get prison raped. They were just as adamant and insufferable as we are now. So get fucked saying you would rise above being competitive in regards to football.

NAH ITS COOL BROS WE DONT WANT TO COMPETE WITH YOU. WE UNDERSTAND.

Ide



GMoney said...

If I didn't know how butt ugly yet attractive to gay blacks you are, I would call you cute for thinking that you have company as the worst fans (named #3 worst fans in all of sports by Clay Travis and his logic is air tight). You COULD rise above that and show some understanding but that will never happen. Instead, just keep wallowing deeper in that pile of feces.

Shouldn't you be going after WE WORK fans instead of 0-12 and Hopeless fans? NOT A RIVALRY!

The Iceman said...

"If they are the big brother, Ohio State must be the great great great grandfather of that family."

So Ohio is a crotchety old fuck that everyone is begging to just die already while he sits there in a diaper stewing in his own piss and shit while trying to think of the last time he was able to get an erection without medication? I tend to agree with that quoted statement, then.

As far as liking a team not in the state of Ohio. Because I have the ability to make a conscious decision on my own over getting brainwashed by the people who are around me I should be embarrassed? Let's ignore for a second that I grew up closed to Ann Arbor than I did Columbus. Let's take a look around, Cakes. This state fucking blows. What's to be proud of? The state of Michigan is fucking broke with major cities filing bankruptcy yet Ohio is still known as the armpit of the midwest. They can't shake such a hilarious nickname despite the continues failures of neighboring states.

Krenzel is from Michigan, Cakes. Not to say that Krenzel is some phenom of a quarterback...but you don't win that National Title with Scott McMullen. So all of that shit you talk about recruiting from Ohio can get shoved right back up your turd pipe. A Michigan man won that title for you and that's something that really bothers you guys, I think. Just like us saying "Ohio" clearly still bothers you even though you all swear by Urban's pube bush it doesn't. If it didn't bother you then you wouldn't constantly bring it up. Just like if you were really "over" possibly not getting a chance to get butt caved by Bama in the title game this year, you wouldn't whine like a bitch on here and Facebook about it constantly.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of "non rivalries", remember when G$ rooted for the Redsox to win the AL this year?

JSaul owns and wears a whole closet full of OSU gear. I do still respect his decision to not become an OSU fan. You shouldn't base your college decision based on sports. I GUARANSHEED Ide was an Ohio State fan when he went to North Carolina.

I think the fact that Ohio State stole script Ohio from Michigan makes it that much better. Fuck ya'll.

Les Miles needs to come to Michigan. He sounds almost as ridiculous as Brady Hoke in his interviews.

Mr. Ace said...

Apparently Borges looked like a broken man at his press conference yesterday. Which makes me believe he knows he is gone. Which makes me believe he won't run play action on every 4th and 27. Which makes me believe we might hang in this game. Which actually makes me sad because it pulls me back in and makes me care when all I want to do is worry about the Eagles. Which just makes me sad.

Braxton will get injured in this game. That much I know is true.

I understand why JSaul went to Ohio. I went to Toledo for the same reason...lolz

Anonymous said...

"This state fucking blows. What's to be proud of? The state of Michigan is fucking broke with major cities filing bankruptcy yet Ohio is still known as the armpit of the midwest. They can't shake such a hilarious nickname despite the continues failures of neighboring states."

What Iceman just said proves how big of a moron he is. None of those points have anything to do with sports, and actually contradict his point about living closer to Ann Arbor. You speak to the state of Ohio as "they", even though you live in Ohio. Tard.

Anonymous said...

Smooth Jazz would hang 50 on you guys.

Anonymous said...

I have never heard anyone call Ohio the armpit of the Midwest. To imply that Ohio can't shake such a nickname, would imply that Ohio is aware of it. Iceman, as usual, you make little sense. Where did you hear of this nickname? Was it in a circle of people just as angry at the world as you are that Ohio State is greater than Michigan in all aspects that you are allowed to loosely claim as part of your fandom(You can't be a fan of or taunt the academics at UM, because you didn't go there)? I find people like this annoying as fuck. You are an adult. You control your own conditions. Why don't you move if its so bad?

AnonOSU

Anonymous said...

*Flaunt, not taunt

AnonOSU

The Iceman said...

What Drew just said proves how big of a moron he is. If you could read, Drooler...which you clearly can't (probably a side effect of keeping your head so far up Urban Meyers starfish)...you would see that Cakes wrote that he was raised to be proud of where you are from and cheer for the teams in the state you are supposed be proud about.

My response was simply showing that there isn't a whole lot to be "proud of" in Ohio since the majority of this state sucks donkey tit. And I'm not a droid that is incapable of making decisions for myself.

The Iceman said...

"Why don't you move if its so bad?"

Actually, we're working on that as we speak, Anon. So as usual...suck a dick and crawl back into your own pussy.

Anonymous said...

Well, if Ohio was ever actually the armpit of the Midwest, I am confident it will promptly cease to be upon Iceman's exit.

AnonOSU

Anonymous said...

Iceman...I've made one post today and it was at 9:35a.m.....forgot to put my name on the bottom, but pretty sure it was noticeable that it was me with the LOLZ. Not sure what other post you are speaking about. Unless you think I'm AnonOSU...which, I guess for some reason G$ thinks is me? I'm confused.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

My fault Drew. I knew the first post was you and just assumed the second one was you too and you just forgot to sign your name to it. It was just an anon pussy too chicken shit to put his name behind his statements.

Anonymous said...

Not your fault...I blame G$ for some reason being so stupid he thinks I would change my name to Anon on the day we speak about OSU/Michigan.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Me and Your Biggest Stan are laughing at how worked up you get over anonymous posts, Iceman.

AnonOSU

GMoney said...

I was referencing your 9:35 post as an anon because it was OBVZ you. Now get your head up Urb's starfish where it belongs and leave the debate to the adults.

Dear Ohio fans, less anonymous comments please. Own your tardery.

Apparently, if you live in Toledo and have decided that you will never root for the Browns, you can not look 45 minutes north for your team. You MUST be a Bengals fan. The fuck?

Iceman makes a good point: I'm pretty sure that this state is the armpit of the Midwest. All of you have to do is look at Cleveland.

Mr. Ace said...

On a side note, FUCK YEAH FRIENDSGIVING AT CLUB RICKS! G$ GAY.

Remember when Mizzou was supposed to join the B1G? Maryland and Rutgers are way better anyways.

AnonOSU is a super troll capable of shifting characters at any moment.

Grumpy said...

Yeah, Ace, but you don't hate Toledo. I'll bet you still root for them, even though you consider Michigan your team.

G$ got into Miami because he's a legacy.

The Iceman said...

Hey Anon...if you and StanGina want to be pussies your whole lives, go nuts. It's just hard to take someone serious when they can't even own their own statements.

GMoney said...

Apparently, the only rivalry here is between Ohio fans that don't know how sign into their google account vs. past and present writers of the World's Greatest Website.

The funny thing about that is our most dominant performance isn't from Tim Biakabutuka because that is just pathetic.

ARN BAWWWWWWL > Gayme

Mr. Ace said...

Grump. I was joking. JSAUL is a boy lover. I bet he gets iced tonight and likes it. I went to Toledo because they are the top academic institution in Ohio. An inarguable fact.

G$ got in because they had to reach a ginger quota.

Prime99 said...

Ginger Quota would be a great band name.

Ide uses the government as a measuring stick of proof. Yiiiiiiikes.

GMoney said...

I will be away for a few hours but here is all you need to know about Ohio Football Fans:

Currently, their second favorite team is the Seminole County District Attorney's Office. Yep, they are rooting for a rape so that they can possibly get their government bailout. Rooting for rape! It doesn't matter if justice is served so long as they are given what they think they deserve, right?

These same people also have forgiven Carlos Hyde for being taped slapping a woman (and most don't even think he should have been suspended at all!).

These people. These people. Rape fans. And yet they wonder...

Brady said...

Swamped at work and no time to defend myself or react to the comments. Thanks for all the compliments or go fuck yourself. Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of 'rooting for rape', how are you today Grumpy?

Seal

The Iceman said...

He was never convicted, Seal! Only accused multiple times from different women in different cities on opposite sides of the country!! Stop badmouthing such a standup model American!!

GMoney said...

Good to see that my last FACT is not being challenged.

Again, good job good effort by Cakes and JSaul today.

Now if you don't mind, I need to focus my energy on Carrying The Flag tonight.

Anonymous said...

Who ever badmouthed rapping a broad on the beat to get some respect?

Rape is rape though.

Ide

GMoney said...

CBJ gonna rape the Preds tonight BRAH and that is a rape that we can all "get behind".

Anonymous said...

I was thinking of going to the Oilers game friday, but I may be coming down with something and will likely just wait until Saturday.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Might as well get to 50 comments today...Regardless of michigan's struggles this season they have a chance to ruin the Buckeyes season like in 69, 93, 95, 96. A win for hoke would quiet the calls for his head for a little while. um has enough talent to compete with OSU & if they get a couple breaks this could be a very interesting/entertaining game. I am pretty confident however that Coach Meyer will be ready for anything thrown at his team on Saturday. I can't wait to see the next edition of the greatest rivalry in sports! I see something like 41-20 Ohio State...

Go Bucks!!

Burke

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