Fuck the Braves – In either game one or game two in ATL, Larry Jones was to throw out the first pitch. None of the current Braves came out of the clubhouse to support him so he threw his pitch to the mascot. They were mad because Larry picked the Dodgers to win the series in 4 games. What a bunch of pussies. How dare he be 100% correct!
Kershaw on 3 days rest – I didn’t care for this move at the time and still think it was really and unnecessarily risky. I get the idea of wanting to end the series as early as possible but still. Asking dudes to do something in the playoffs that they have never ever done has never seemed like a smart idea to me. Oh well, the Dodgers are still going to win the pennant.
LOL Indians still – As a reminder, they scored the same amount of runs in the “playoffs” this year as the Astros did. And Seal is a cocksucker. Have a good bachelor party weekend though, bro-heeeeeeeem!
Fuck David Price – This guy is a douche. Two of the TBS analysts correctly call him out as being awful in game 2 and his response was to attack their playing career and lack of playing on Twitter. This goes back to what I talked about yesterday: just because someone didn’t play at the top level does not mean that they have no idea what they’re talking about. The Rays are going to trade Price this offseason. I hope that it is to the Nippon Ham Fighters. What a douche lord.
Relying on Young Power Arms – I am a big fan of this trend. It seems like a lot of teams are going to with heat over experience and it is TOTES the way to go. Between Michael Wacha, Gerrit Cole, Danny Salazer, and Sonny Gray, putting big arms in big spots is the right decision. Just because AJ Burnett has been there before doesn’t mean that he’s going to get people out. In fact, I KNOW that Burnett isn’t going to get any outs. At the time of me writing this, it sounds like Bob Melvin is leaning toward starting Bartolo Colon tonight which is a huge mistake. START GRAY! And if he already decided to do that, GOOD JOB PICKING GRAY!
Steroids – Yeah, they served their time but I still have a problem with Nelson Cruz and Jhonny Peralta making postseason rosters. It just doesn’t sit right. It’s going to bring bad karma eventually. That being said, Go Bartolo and Go A-Rod!!!
Come on, Athletics – You bunch of no-namers can do it. Jut Verlander has been average at best all year. He’s due for a shitty start. Just wait him out and he will fold. HE MUST FOLD. You have the power to make Ide and Galinski proud once more! End this bullshit. Send those rubes back to the hills where they belong. No one wants them here anymore. And if you fall short and thus choke against these guys again (although this would probably be the first choke technically), we will all blame Cakes for putting a curse on you. Which he TOTES did and has yet to apologize for. There will be plenty of time to run smack when it’s officially over. Don’t jump the gun and ruin it for everyone.
In conclusion, GO OAKLAND! CARRY THE FLAG! YOU ON! Fuck You, Cakes! FUCK DUT! SLOW SEAL! GIVE IT A REST!