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A post inspired by a Cakes Comment.
I was actually going to probably choose this topic in a few weeks anyway (as they talked about on the local station Tuesday and it was a somewhat decent radio segment considering the source material) but now seems like a good time to play with hypotheticals and uncertainties. But still, I need to face the FACT that I am relying on our worst commenter for post ideas. Sad day. So what did he say?
Out of all the undefeated teams, I would actually prefer Bama in a title game scenario. They are TOTES beatable this year.
Now other than the stupidity of implying that any team is invincible, it’s not a bad statement to turn into a question on a great website. AND it gives us a chance to laugh at Ohio fans for their idiocy and retarded bravado. Nothing wrong with that.
Alright, so Alabama, Florida State, Oregon, and Ohio are probably the only true contenders to play in the final BCS Title Game in world history. LOL Missour-ah! Baylor probably has too many hurdles to jump over at world record speed (like RG3) and would likely need all four at the top to lose at least once (although I think that they would embarrass the Ohio “defense” but that is beside the point). We all know that Ohio needs a lot of help to get into that top two due to a laughable schedule and unimpressive wins over average teams. But it isn’t impossible. Far from it, actually. Nick Saban isn’t known for running the table. FSU and Oregon are more than capable of dropping a game that they shouldn’t. Ohio will likely run the gamut though so let’s assume that they are going to play for it all. Who do you want to play? Who do you hope they play? Who do you want no part of? How about a pro/con of playing each of the three teams in that group.
Pro – It is the biggest chance to put yourself back on the map and get the SEC monkey off your back. Let’s be honest, this is really all that you care about anyway.
Con – If you lose, that monkey will only double in size (like thrice as big as Terrence Mount Cody). Plus, you don’t really want to have to admit that Nicky SabeCakes is better than Urb (he is…UT > BG).
Pro – They will probably choke as them making it to the title game means that they are due to have a rotten performance
Con – They have the talent to blow you out of the water. Beating them will do nothing to improve your reputation.
Pro – You have the hosses to push them around like you did years ago in the Rose Bowl. Nothing has changed. They can still be bullied.
Con – You aren’t doing anything that the SEC hasn’t done better. Plus, the “Chip” on Oregon’s shoulder is just as big as yours as far as getting over the hump/beating the SEC.
So I guess that if I were in your hypothetical shoes, I would probably rather see Oregon in my bowl game because I think that they would be the easiest team to beat (albeit not easy). Winning is what matters. It’s why Eli is better than Peyton and always will be. I would want nothing to do with Florida State because it is a lose/lose situation. And while some of you may think that you want a shot at Bama…you do NOT want a shot at Bama. You know better. Yes, even YOU know better than that. Thoughts? Oh, almost forgot…FUCK YOU, CAKES!