|Which one of you smart alecs put water in my bottle of jizz?|
In case you missed it on Saturday night, Lauren Tannehill’s husband threw a pass to underrated TE Dut Keller in the flat. Texans rookie S DJ Swearinger tackled him low and Dut’s knee went in about 40 different directions. He tore everything. He gone. It sucks for him and for the team but this is the shit that happens. Swearinger, who is a goddamn maniac and I mean that in a good way, was quoted after the game saying that he knows not to go after the head and that “it’s football, BRO!”. And he’s right. He did nothing wrong. He made a hit exactly how the NFL wants defensive players to make hits.
Enter Brian Hartline who yesterday called that hit “crap”. I have no idea why. He seems to think that Swearinger purposely targeted the knee of Dut K. Well of course he did, genius. That’s how you play defense. Hartline isn’t buying that talk of the not being dirty. Apparently, Bri Bri believed that receivers should only be hit from the belt buckle to an inch above the navel. There is only a three inch section of a receiver’s body that is cool for contact, dammit! Fuck Brian Hartline. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It would be nice to watch TJ Ward give him an ELITE concussion during week one. A couple of other preseason notes because those are interesting as fuck!
*The outcomes don’t matter at all but the way that you play certainly does. I watched Ryan Kerrigan sit on Big Ben’s head for an entire half the other night against the first team OL for the Steelers. The Skins haven’t had a pass rush since I was born but they were constantly taking the QB into the stall the other night. That’s not a good sign at all. Ben is going to die this year…maybe from a Mike Adams stab wound.
*The outcomes don’t matter at all but the way that you play certainly does. While it is disappointing to see my boy, J-Camp, lose the starting job to Weeden: King of Talent, you can’t deny that the Browns are showing a little bit of swag so far. Confidence is not something that has been seen in Cleveland since LeBron pre-shitting all over us.
* The outcomes don’t matter at all but the way that you play certainly does. Unless you are a veteran team with an established quarterback, of course. Teams like Seattle need to keep proving themselves. The Broncos? Yeah, they’ll see on that opening Thursday night.
*Rob Chudzinski looks exactly like what Jay Catler will look like in 25 years. Minus the scratching post and nip of course.
*The Skins are going to be good this year. You heard me.
That will do it for today. If you didn’t like today’s post and think that “it’s crap”, then go play tummysticks with Brian Hartline.