Thursday, June 27, 2013

"The Experts" Did Another NBA Mock Draft

I SUCK and my name is Alfonso!
The NBA Draft is tonight. I make it no secret that I love it so much. And hey, my Cavs are picking first! What will they do? The more important question is "how much will they piss me off"? If you recall, I was so butthurt the day after last year's draft that I literally wanted to watch all of you die. The same thing will happen tomorrow probably. After careful deliberation, I have decided that if it isn't Noel or Oladipo at #1, I am going to Aaron Hernandez Nate B. Hell, if I were the Cavs, I would just turn in my pick with the name ANDREW WIGGINS written on it. Why not? Anyway, Iceman and I did another rotating lottery mock draft and the results are below. Ice had the odds and I did the evens. Enjoy.

1. Cleveland: Nerlens Noel, C, Kentucky - Gotta love spending the first pick on a guy who's out until December at the earliest. The proper move would probably be trade this pick but I love the Cavs drafting Flat Top Greg Oden instead. Kyrie Irving finally has an ice bath partner.
G$'s Reaction: As dumb as this sounds, this is probably the safest pick for the Cavs. By that I mean that no one else really deserves to be the #1 pick. No one will call this a reach. Now we just have to hope that this kid can shed his terrible friends and becomes Ben Wallace.

2. Orlando: Trey Burke, PG, Michigan - Unless you have LeBron James (and 29 teams do not), then you need a point guard. I discussed last week that Jameer Nelson is poop. The ceiling might not be as high for Burke as other prospects but you know damn well that he will not be a bust like he was at WE ON. One final dig at TBS's tenure in Michigan...nailed it.
Iceman's Reaction: God, you love Trey Burke SICK so much. Suck his black wiener, G$. This is the right move. Do I think Burke is the second best player in the draft? No. But when you're the best PG in the draft you benefit from Jameer Nelson being an abortion and Orlando sucking.

3. Washington: Otto Porter, SF, Georgetown - Washington needs a SF more than they need Oladipo backing up Bradley Beal. Because relying on Martel Webster or Trevor Ariza as your current SFs is like relying on your farts to be accurate after a nasty battle with mud butt. They should be smart and draft for need like Orlando.
G$'s Reaction: Probably the easiest mock pick to make in this draft. If he's there, he's going to be a Bullet.

4. Charlotte: Ben McLemore, SG, Kansas - This is another no-brainer. The Bobcats/Hornets need playmakers more than Michael Jordan needs a dad who wasn't murdered.
Iceman's Reaction: Last thing I read about McLemore is that he showed up to workouts out of shape. Two fucking months after he played his last game and he's already harvesting Paul Pierce jelly tits. His player profile description should just read "Lazy N-word". Basically what I'm saying is that McLemore was born to be drafted by Michael Jordan.

5. Phoenix: Victor Oladipo, SG, Indiana - No way LOLapido falls past Phoenix. This team is the Bermuda Triangle of the NBA and pretty fucking lousy from top to bottom. I can't think of a more perfect spot for Oladipo to slip into obscurity.
G$'s Reaction: This makes a lot of sense because the Suns are trying to be the first team ever to be filled with nothing but role players. You know that I love Oladipo but this is not the right team for him.

6. New Orleans: Anthony Bennett, PF, UNLV - I really like this kid as he reminds me so much of Grandmama Larry Johnson (even went to the same "school")! He is a little undersized to play the 4 in the pros but with Unibrow swatting everything in sight behind him, that shouldn't be a problem. Also needs to be said: Austin Rivers was a terrible pick.
Iceman's Reaction: I love this pick because it means Bennett won't be there at 8 for Dumars. Because Detroit already has Bennett 9 years in the future. He wears #54 and sucks.

7. Sacramento: Michael Carter-Williams, PG, Syracuse - Now that KEEEF Smart isn't around to irrationally hate/bench people, Isaiah Thomas could actually have a chance in Sac-Town. Then I remembered Thomas is poop juice and is barely a roster worthy player. But he IS better than Toney Douglas, the current back up. MCW is a yoooooge upgrade for a team desperate for a capable PG.
G$'s reaction: You turd burglar! I TOTES was going to stick this waste of space on the Pistons! This guy can't play. I saw it at the Final Four. Thus he is a perfect Seattle King.

8. Detroit: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, SG, Georgia - The last few years, the draft has went perfectly for Dumars where the right guy has fallen into his lap. If it shakes out like this (and it won't), it would be a nightmare. They aren't taking Len or The Code Man because that would be pointless. Burke Sucks is gone. Drafting Shabazz would lead to Mo Cheeks quitting tomorrow. They need a ton of wing help but not really anyone makes sense besides MAYBE this guy. Analysts say that this kid can score in bunches though so whatever.
Iceman's reaction: Thanks for drafting us taller Ben Gordon. We're going to be shitty forever. I think that's pretty clear. My favorite part about reading KCP's "STREMPH" profile was how they bragged about his shooting range. Then put 37% 3 point shooter in parentheses. I like how that works. Iceman's STREMPH is posting daily blog submissions (posts at a 20% clip weekly). I fucking rule.

9. Minnesota: C.J. McCollum, PG/SG, Lehigh - I'm trying to add some color to Jeff's favorite team here. More importantly this move can rid the Timberwolves of their Luke Ridnour infestation. Ridnour is that guy in the office who's never on time, loses the company money at every turn, serves zero purpose yet always has work. So.....Ide. Ide Ridnour.
G$'s Reaction: This kid is supposed to be a stud which makes a lot of sense since he dominated the Patriot League. Maybe he's Damian Lillard Part Deux but he's probably not since the Wolves usually only draft bad players.

10. Portland: Alex Len, C, Maryland - There is no way that he lasts this long because teams are lining up to draft this kid who will shake hands with David Stern while on crutches. He's a bit of a project but what the fuck does Portland care? They suck anyway.
Iceman's Reaction: Len won't be there because he's going #1 overall to the Cavs. /fingers crossed. The world needs more Greg Ostertags in Cleveland. Which hurt guy would you rather draft, G$? Flat Top Greg Oden or a guy who's ceiling is Eric Montross?
G$: You can't go wrong taking big whities from Notre Dame. THEY HAVE GRIT. But seriously, it's Noel and it isn't even close.

11. Philadelphia: Cody Zeller, C, Indiana - The facts are these: The Sixers cannot be stupid enough to give project Bynum another try and Spencer Hawes is hot turds. So they need a center pretty bad. Even though Zeller was pretty fucking absent from THE NCAA tourney, he is probably the most NBA ready center and Chowturd says you can't measure HUSTLE. And Philly is a HUSTLE city second only to a murder city.
G$'s Reaction: This feels right. Everything that you said is true plus Zeller won't even be the whitest guy on the team. That will always be Evan Turner.

12. Oklahoma City: Kelly Olynyk, C, Gonzaga - Every mock that I read has the Thunder taking this Canuck oaf. I don't know why. Dude was shit in the tournament. Kevin Durant can't be happy with this. But then again, when your goal is "get anyone better than Kendrick Perkins" then this pick makes worlds of sense.
Iceman's Reaction: Literally anything is better than Kendrick Perkins at this point. GOD, I hate Perkins so much. The only other way I see OKC going is Shabazz Muhammad because Kevin Martin shoots like a fucking idiot.
G$: Shabazz being marooned in a terrible Dust Bowl city could be the greatest thing of all time.  Think "Aaron Hernandez" and multiply it by the entire population of Oklahoma (including Jim Ross).

13. Dallas: Steven Adams, C, Pitt - This may be too early for Adams who is pretty raw offesively but let's be honest...he can't be any worse scoring the pill than Kaman or Wright. And he really doesn't need to be a scorer on a team that has Orange Juice Mayonnaise and Dirk. Dallas desperately needs a PG as well, but they need a center worse since their current tallest member is also their best 3 point shooter and worst defender. You need to protect the tin in today's game. The days of just outscoring people to win are over...just like Grumpy's days of getting erections without the aid of a pill are over.
G$'s Reaction: Hey now! That's FOUR big white stiffs in a row! This may be our finest draft yet! I have a feeling that if Dallas keeps this pick, which they certainly will not, that they will go point guard like Shane Larkin since it is widely reported how much Rick Carlisle despises Darren Collison.

14. Utah: Shane Larkin, PG, Miami - I really wanted to stick Shabazz Muhammad in Salt Lake City since they would immediately start filming the 30 For 30 on it but the Jazz have Mo Williams and Jamaal Tinsley (who is somehow still playing) as their point guards. They could use some youth (or YOUF if you coach Golden State) at the position.
Iceman's Reaction: I finally cleaned out the attic at the request of Wheelz because I am a pussy and came across an old stag reel of Grumpy humping Eleanor Roosevelt. It will be played at the reception.  He skeets polio.  Sorry, SPOILER ALERT.

Well, that was fun. I'm going to lob a HUGE comment of what I want the Cavs to do tonight (besides not drafting Alex Len of course) in a little bit. It involves trades with two teams. Apparently, we are rid of Jeff Van Gundy and Chris "MEMPIS" Broussard tonight who have been replaced by Jalen and Simmons. It is a slight upgrade. Enjoy the Draft. I'm sure that we will spend all day tomorrow laughing at how dumb the Cavs are. I can't wait.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was watChing some draft preview last night with Jalen and Simmons...and holy shit at how fat Jalen is right now. Obese as Fuck.

I'm hoping for Trey Burke Sucks to fall to Dumars this year. I actually like Bennett too.


--Drew

Grumpy said...

Is that the B&W clip where I'm wearing black socks?

GMoney said...

I watched that same Preview show and Jalen definitely buys his suits at a Big & Tall store these days. But I'll give he and Simmons credit--they are entertaining and have good chemistry together. I am sold that tonight's panel will be good.

GMoney said...

So here is what I try to do if I am Chris Grant (pay attention, Seal):

I buy Dallas's #13 pick from them with my two seconds and taking back Shawn Marion's expiring contract to help them clear the books and make a run at Paul and Howard (will not happen but let them dream). I now have 1, 13, and 19.

I call up Michael Jordan and give him all three of those picks for #4 and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Charlotte can take Noel and wait him out while going full boar into a tank season to get Wiggins while developing some young DEPF on their roster. Would there be a better frontcourt than Noel and Byron James? I think not.

Then the Cavs can take Len or McLemore at 4 while MKG mans the SF position for the next decade.

What team would say no to that? I think it works for everyone.

It also sounds like the Cavs are close to getting the 22nd pick for CJ Miles somehow.

DO NOT TAKE LEN AT 1.

The Iceman said...

I think it's pretty clear G$ added the last comment on his pick for me. I would NEVER, ever in a thousand years even THINK about having a Grumpy porn in my house. I'm sure it was the shortest silent film in the history of cinema, though.

Jeff said...

What's a CJ McCollum? At least his name sounds white. God this draft is terrible.

Pick LEN baby!!! Cleveland deserves it!! The days of having a rim protector are over, you need high flying rim runners.

Robot ID: sup Myself

GMoney said...

So you DID clean the attic? We all knew it, you gash.

GMoney said...

What's hilariously stupid about the Cavs besides "almost everything" is the leaks:

*Mike Brown wants Bennett because his son went on a recruiting trip to UNLV! Did he go there? NO! He went to Butler! Get me this kid though!
*Big Z and Vitaly Potapenko want Len because he is from the Ukraine (weak and feeble) while they are also from Soviet Russia! I love drafting based on xenophobia!
*Dan Gilbert wants Oladipo because he is the only draftee that Gilbert follows on Twitter!
*Chris Grant wants Noel because he recommended to Kentucky and Noel that they use the little known Dr. James Andrews!

It's nauseating and terrifying.

Mr. Ace said...

No foreigners in the lotto? I don't believe it. Somebody will draft the Brazilian big or Russian guard(LOL).

Would the Bob-Hornets really get rid of MKG? If he were in this draft he would be the #1 pick. They would be swapping MKG for Noel and the #4 for 13 and 19. I don't think I would take that deal. Or was MKG's rookie year that bad that MJ already thinks he is a bust.

GMoney said...

It's more about the Wiggins derby but you make some valid points. I'm also relying on Jordan being an idiot.

I was floored to find out that German PG Dennis Schroeder was an African-German.

Anonymous said...

God, I hope Cleveland takes Noel. I just don't understand how any team could want a big guy with pussy tissue for knees. He has zero offensive game, and you are trusting his blown up knees to bang down low to get blocks and boards. And, you have also learned NOTHING from previous incarnations of this dynamic. I don't really pull for any NBA team, but as much as idiot Cavs fans are pulling for this twat, I want them to take him and for him to fail miserably, because, the fan base deserves NOTHING less.

Ide

Anonymous said...

How many times are you fucking idiots going to say that Noel has a bad offensive game?! No fucking shit, Ace and Ide. We arent thinking of drafting him to score 20 points a game! Especially when you have scoring options of Kyrie and LeBron next year.

Ace and Ide should obviously be scouts and GM's.

Love your situation G$, but Jordan woudlnt give up MKG. I think we win big time there - and as I believe Ace said, MKG would for sure be the #1 this draft.

Its hilarious to see non Cavs fans shit on every pick. Ok fags - who SHOULD the cavs pick and why?

How about those underachieving Detroit Tigers? Most underachieving team in baseball again? Most underachieving team in baseball.

Ill be at the Q tonight with some friends for some free VIP food and booze during the draft. Hopefully they do a live look in - if we take Len, im going to flip the fuck out.

Seal

GMoney said...

Quit being ig'nant. You sound like Joe The Plumber when you say things like that.

I understand being concerned about the knee but it was a freak injury and the best doctor on the planet has cleared him to go.

He's 19 years old. NINETEEN. What you see now is not even close to what you will see in ten years.

I don't care if he doesn't have a jump shot yet. You can teach that. Varejao went from PLEASE GOD DON'T SHOOT to pretty reliable from 12-15 feet. It's amazing what a coaching staff can do for a player who is willing to work.

The Cavs were historically bad defensively last season. Why would you not want a low post enforcer to help with that?

The weight thing is a concern but any decent training staff and nutrionist can bulk him up. Of course you are going to lose weight when you can't run. Skinny teenagers tend to fill out.

In a draft of no superstars, what is wrong with taking the absolute best defensive player???

Like I said, I will be happy with Noel or Oladipo at 1 as I think that both of them are unselfish, smart, don't need shots to make their presence known, and are winners.

GMoney said...

And stop with the Greg Oden comparisons. Oden came in to the league older than present day Bill Russell and calling everyone (especially Demond Wilson) "big dummy".

GMoney said...

Ok fags - who SHOULD the cavs pick and why?

I'll answer for all of these dickless wonders, Seal. DEY SHUD TRADE IT! As if dealing the #1 pick in this draft is the easiest possible thing to achieve. These are the same mouthbreathers who still think that the Cavs didn't acquire Amare because they didn't want to give up JJ Hickson (although Hickson has ended up being a better player).

Make the pick. You can't deal it. If Noel is not the guy then who is?

Mr. Ace said...

I have never said anything about Noel's injury. And I have said that Noel should be the first pick. So fuck off very much, Seal.

Would you care to elaborate on how he compares to Garnett again today? That was quite enlightening.

Noel can certainly develop a mid-range game. My only point was he isn't coming in with any game outside of 5 feet. That's probably fine for the first couple years as long as he is bulking up and can get boards and defend in the paint.

Anonymous said...

Oladipo or maybe Porter are who the Cavs should be looking at. You have the first pick in the draft. Oladipo, who is certainly no slouch on the defensive end, is as close to a sure thing as you're going to find.

Again, and I have zero idea why this doesn't worry the shit out of you guys, big men with knee problems RARELY work out. I've got Blake Griffin, and that's it. Possible? Yes. Statistically speaking, it's a fucking long shot, and certainly a gamble for a top pick.

Seal, to your repeated 20 ppg comments, no, I don't expect him to score 20 ppg, but I do expect my top pick to have scoring be an option. LeBron averaged 20 ppg his rookie year, so no, I am not expecting that. Am I expecting said pick to be at 20 ppg 2-3 years into the league? Absofuckinglutely. And so should you.

Based on needs I would say going with Porter at the 3 would make more sense than taking LOLadipo. The 2 position, while as of now is meh, has tons of room to grow, and could be really good. No need for another one. Porter taking over for Alonzo Gordon Gee should be a much better fit.

Or pick Noel, and have me laugh and taunt you guys for an eternity. It will certainly tide me over until you start blowing Lebron to come back next summer.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Oladipo or maybe Porter are who the Cavs should be looking at. You have the first pick in the draft. Oladipo, who is certainly no slouch on the defensive end, is as close to a sure thing as you're going to find.

Again, and I have zero idea why this doesn't worry the shit out of you guys, big men with knee problems RARELY work out. I've got Blake Griffin, and that's it. Possible? Yes. Statistically speaking, it's a fucking long shot, and certainly a gamble for a top pick.

Seal, to your repeated 20 ppg comments, no, I don't expect him to score 20 ppg, but I do expect my top pick to have scoring be an option. LeBron averaged 20 ppg his rookie year, so no, I am not expecting that. Am I expecting said pick to be at 20 ppg 2-3 years into the league? Absofuckinglutely. And so should you.

Based on needs I would say going with Porter at the 3 would make more sense than taking LOLadipo. The 2 position, while as of now is meh, has tons of room to grow, and could be really good. No need for another one. Porter taking over for Alonzo Gordon Gee should be a much better fit.

Or pick Noel, and have me laugh and taunt you guys for an eternity. It will certainly tide me over until you start blowing Lebron to come back next summer.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Blame your robots on that double post!

Anonymous said...

I would actually, dicksmack. The ONLY comparison I made to Garnett was that he actually weighed less than Noel the season before coming into the draft. That has nothing to do with comparing their game. Its saying that just becuase someone is skinny and not fully developed at 18 years old, doesnt mean they cant be successful in the NBA.

But obviously you see me saying that Noel is a better basketball player than Kevin Garnett in that sentence.

Seal

Prime99 said...

As long as Noel and Kyrie learn the Kid-N-Play dance, I'm cool with the pick.

I think this is an more average draft, but that makes it all the more interesting.

Anonymous said...

Ide, stop talking about who the Cavs should draft when you obviously know nothing about our team. Why would we draft a 6'4" (and thats a stretch) SG? Trying to put a guy that 6'4" at SF is laughable. Almost as laughable as how you idiots think you have a clue about what the Cavs should do.

Seal

Anonymous said...

Its also funny becuase I am so far from being all in on Noel, but these idiots make him sound like he should be a second rounder. And he is a scoring threat in the paint - any athletic person who is 7 feet tall is a scoring threat. He will catch 3 oops a game and have 3 put backs a game. Adding that to a team leading rebounder, defensive threat and great shot blocker is absolutely something the Cavs need.

Seal

GMoney said...

Noel doesn't call everyone FAGGOT yet or punch his white teammates so he is no Kevin Garnett.

They aren't taking Porter. He isn't even the discussion. When your GM says that they don't view any draft picks this year as a starter on your sub-30 win team and one of those starters is Alonzo Gee, then they don't think very much of Otto Porter.

Seal, I think that a crunch time small-ball backcourt of Kyrie, Waiters, and Oladipo would be terrific.

FYI, the Bobcats did sort of float it out there that MKG was available and now their chinaman GM is doing damage control.

I'm not expecting anyone in this draft class to ever average 20 points per game. That isn't going to happen (except for maybe McLemore). I don't want us taking a project though. I want a specialist.

Anonymous said...

Oh Seal, I have abstained from calling you slow this entire time. That stops now.

First off, I claimed taking Oladipo was good because he was a sure thing. He would OBVZ play the 2, as I clearly stated. And 6'4 is NOT a stretch for that position.

Otto Porter is 6'8. Unless every thing google brings up is a lie and you have ELITE inside information. He is 2 inches taller and a scant 14 lbs lighter than Gee (since weight comparisons mean a lot to you). Also, Gee bringing down truly ELITE numbers at 10/1/4 per game is something you should probably not address. Yeah, you're good at the 3.

Now, are you any better at center? Of course, not, probably worse off. But, is Porter coming in with a big frame and reconstructed knees? Nope. Did Greg Oden? Did Sam Bowie? Did Manute Bol (LOL!)? Yep. Did Blake Griffin? He did! So, good luck buying the farm on the off chance (statistically speaking) he turns out to be Ben Wallace.

Next, you DID indirectly infer that Garnet and Noel's skills were compatible. I could go back and look after every UK game he played where you had to wipe semen off the comments every time he dropped over ten points. You even went so far as to defend the position you didnt take until you realized how absurd it was, then you pawned it off as trolling.

Like I said, I don't really care about what the Cavs do. I wouldn't mind seeing them do well. I don't hate them, though Gilbert is kind of a turd. But, in a draft that everyone says is lack luster, chasing black rainbows with busted knees sounds like a big fucking risk when there are two guys you KNOW will be stable athletes for the future, one of which, can immediately address a need you have.

OR, just pick the sooper dooper UK alum and ignore all warning signs.

YOLO amirite?

Ide

Mr. Ace said...

Seal...lol

This blew up quickly.

I don't think Otto Porter is going to be a good pro. I don't know exactly what it is, but watching him late in the season and in the tourney just made me feel like he couldn't hang in the NBA.

Oladipo is a sure thing as a specialist. Is that worth the #1 pick? I don't know.

I don't think Noel injury will be a huge issue. Oden needed fucking microfracture surgery, not a simple ACL repair. And the next example being thrown out goes all the way back to Sam Bowie? An ACL tear isn't what is used to be. I wouldn't shy away from Noel based on that.

GMoney said...

YOLO indeed. I'm not justifying Gee or agreeing with Grant's remarks, but if he doesn't think that any SF in this draft is better than Gee then Porter isn't coming to town.

At least Noel will be walking on stage tonight. Len is going to be on crutches. I'd rather have a guy with one year of Calipari pro ball under his belt than a guy with 2 years of Mark Turd-geon tutelage. If Len was any good then he wouldn't have went to Maryland to play for that martian.

You can always put weight on a guy and teach proper shooting mechanics. You can't teach aggression and will power and desire to play tough defense. That's why I am willing to take the risk on Nerlens.

GMoney said...

Oladipo is a sure thing as a specialist. Is that worth the #1 pick? I don't know.

It might be this year.

Anonymous said...

I just dont understand how anyone would pass up on a guy who is pretty much Kevin Garnett's clone.

God there is so much UK jizz on my keyboard right now.

Seal

GMoney said...

Ugh, Sam Amico thinks that it is down to Len or McLemore. I'm going to be furious tonight.

At least Big Brother is back.
*Most of the houseguests appear to be huge douchebags.
*Pretty much every broad on the show has 36DD's. CBS seems to only be casting pornstars now.
*Pizza Guy and Beardo seem likeable.
*Staten Island Girl is awful and way too proud to be from a horrible place.
*Ide and Seal's buddy seems like a good enough guy. He looks like Parks & Rec Adam Scott.
*Have I not mentioned GAY BUKE! GAY BUKE is my favorite. He is so flamboyant yet so Burke-like in appearance that I love him so much.

Anonymous said...

If we take Len, you will read an article in the paper tomorrow about someone getting arrested for taking a shit on the court at the Q tonight. Said person will be me.

Seal

GMoney said...

When you are gifted the #1 overall pick, who wouldn't take a slightly more talented Tyler Zeller! I mean, seriously, out of all the top 6 players this guy has THEE lowest ceiling so why are we considering him exactly?

Anonymous said...

Seal,

Chris Grant put shits like Omri Casspi and Luke Walton all over the court the past two years and they never arrested him. You're good.

J from J-Beanie

GMoney said...

I don't feel good saying this but Luke Walton is not nearly as bad as we all think. His talent is atrocious but he does pass well and is pretty intelligent (for a league filled with The Illiterati).

I'm getting scared.

Mr. Ace said...

Did G$ just defend Luke Walton getting an NBA salary? It has to be fucking tough being a Cavs fan.

The real question is where do the Spurs find the next Ginobili at? There has to be some silky smooth foreigner out there that excels at flopping.

A-Hern about to get charged in a double homicide from last summer too? This guy is all class.

Anonymous said...

"Did G$ just defend Luke Walton getting an NBA salary? It has to be fucking tough being a Cavs fan."

Unfortunately I completely agree with Ace.

Seal

Anonymous said...

The sports world was just ROCKED today with the departure of Bill Raftery from ESPN. He is now joining Gus Johnson on Fox Sports. This would mean something amazing if Fox Sports actually showed games people cared about.

Ide

The Iceman said...

" His talent is atrocious but he does pass well and is pretty intelligent (for a league filled with The Illiterati)."

This is fucking great. It's basketball...not chess. "I'll tell ya, guys! That Luke Walton is a talentless shitbag. But boy is he CEREBRAL!! Glad he's on my team."

This was probably my most favorite line in the history of this blog from G$. And he wasn't even trying to be funny. Defending Luke Walton...the balls!!

GMoney said...

CEREBRAL indeed. Colin T's kind of guy! Plus he led the league in airball three pointers last year.

I don't think that "I don't feel good saying this but Luke Walton is not nearly as bad as we all think." qualifies as defending someone. He's still bad, just not as bad as you want a guy with that face to be.

Prime99 said...

I'm in on Big Brother for the first time. Gay Burke is definitely hilarious. Pizza Boy saying that if he was gay he'd tear the black dude apart was probably the line of the night.

Luke Walton is as good at basketball as his dad is at sounding unlike a horse crewing hay. Not very.

The Iceman said...

You said something that sounded close enough to a compliment. That's defending him in my book. Whereas you will NEVER hear me say anything good about Charlie "SmoothPits" Villanueva. Because I don't defend ass players. That's the difference.

GMoney said...

No one will ever buy your book. And you constantly defend Peyton Manning AKA King of Ass Play.

Prime, get ready for a wild ride. This show has very little shame and very huge tits.