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The Miami Heat have won 16 in a row – Yawn, whatever. They have the talent to win 70 games if they wanted to. Stop telling me that this is some huge achievement when we all know that the NBA regular season is worthless to teams like the Heat. The Bucks? Yeah, every game means something to them, but not Souf Beach. I understand that since Disney has a huge stake in the NBA, they are going to stuff it down our throats and they’ve done a great job with that over the last few years (see: daily breakdowns of the Lakers) but I give no fucks. Absolutely no one should be saying ridiculous things (such as the Pistons making the playoffs) like the Heat’s current run is better than…
The Chicago Blackhawks have recorded at least one point in all 24 games this season – THIS is an achievement. THIS should be leading off every show. They are freaking 21-0-3! This is the biggest story in all of sports right now and should be treated as such (unless you count all of the hilarious injuries to the Yankees…we’re going to win a total of 16 games this year). I like seeing Barry Melrose every night. I like ESPN acknowledging that the NHL exists even if it doesn’t have any financial gain for them at all. After they shit all over the fans this year, this is exactly what the game needs…eyes. Yes, attendance and ratings are up which doesn’t make Bettman look nearly as much a fool as he should but the league needed a reason for Joe The Plumber to tune in. They have it. I hope that the Blackhawks win every night. I want them to keep it rolling (those bad ass jerseys help). They come to Columbus in 6 days and I can’t wait. I wish that I had tickets. WE’RE GOING TO BE THE LOSS! Good for the Hawks and it’s nice to see them get the attention that they deserve BUT they aren’t winning The Cup this year. It has nothing to do with their black goalie either; just that eventually they are going to get ice cold and not catch any breaks.
Johnny Football is too much of a celebrity – Ugh, what an awful story. Poor baby got to win the Heisman as a freshman (but not the Wiseman!). Then he was able to score courtside NBA seats and meet every celebrity on the planet. Then he couldn’t leave his dorm room without being mobbed. Then he trademarked “Johnny Football” and is starting to sue everyone that puts the name on a tee shirt. Then he could only take online classes because being out in public became too much to handle. And now he’s talking to Herbie about how he will consider going to the NFL after this season. For a guy who hates the spotlight some times, he sure does love the spotlight all the other times. I like Manziel. I think that the Aggies are a dark horse national title contender this year. I think that he is way better than Braxton Miller (needed to be said although it sounds like BM’s mechanics are a lot better from reports out of spring ball). But enough with the whining already. Go to fucking class. Crush all the ass. Make every pass. Smoke all the grass? Don’t listen to Nas? Whatever happened to Kevin Bass? Just shut up.
That’s going to do it for this site for the week. Don’t forget to tip your writers. By the way, if the Jackets log one point in their weekend series with the Wings, they will have won the season series for the first time in franchise history. LOL Wings! Carry it!