Friday, March 22, 2013

RIBFEST IS TOMORROW

WARNING: Will cause mud butt.
Another ELITE mail-in post out of respect for March Madness.  Someone remind me to call in a reservation (in the afternoon).  Baseball draft is at The Stube starting at 2.  Let's try to sit at our table at 6.  Barley's is the place (the Grandview location).  Rumors of Varsity Club after that...ON CHAMPIONS LANE.  The world is our oyster sauerkraut ball.

Talk about whatever you'd like today.  Here are some potential topics:

*The Nut Pool standings
*whatever happened last night
*gambling lines for today
*BBQ
*Trey Burke sucking
*the CCHA semis this afternoon (Ohio Buckeyes vs. Notre Dame and RedHawks vs. Trey Burke Sucks)

I'll see you all tomorrow.  That's right...ALL OF YOU.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trey Burke Sucks did suck yesterday.

I love all of the shit Iona is talking.

Buckeyes gonna roll the Irish in hockey.

New Mexico.....LOLZ!

--Drew

Grumpy said...

Buckeye hockey's is an oxymoron.

Anonymous said...

On my way to Dayton as we speak. See u assholes tomorrow.

LOLZ at Gonzaga - one of these years a 16 is going to win. Will be awesome.

Thanks for responding yesterday, drew. Kill yourself.

Seal

GMoney said...

CCHA semis are actually tomorrow. Whatever. Beat Trey Burke Sucks!

Momo Jones is a real cunt. It's going to be difficult to root for him tonight.

Steve Alford is the absolute worst. His team looked like a MEAC runner-up with all of their lumbering white stiffs. I'll take that paycheck now, Seth Davis, nice fucking call.

I could watch that VCU/Akron game every day forever. Real men don't have conference pride.

I'm not going to go nuts on how bad TBS was last night and how he faked an injury like a bitch, but it will be very interesting to see what he does against VCU. I can tell you one thing, never ever count on getting 42 points from they guys who will never be as good as their fathers were. I need more LOL moments from Mitch though. That was disappointing.

Ace said...

Trey Bruke did suck. But he D'd up Wolters so that was good enough for us to win. Can't wait for everyone to suck of VCU.

Never bet on Alford.

RIBFEST!

GMoney said...

They beat the team coached by LeBron's dad by FORTY SIX! I just hope that they aren't over-confident when they play a worse team tomorrow.

How fucking dumb would Northwestern be to not go after Tommy Amaker balls to the wall???

The Iceman said...

Remember how last year's RibFest everyone was anticipating the Iceman/Drew introduction? That has been replaced by the Seal/Drew introduction this year. Unless they've already met and I missed something.

Trey Burke SICK was definitely dreadful last night. He's gonna have to get his head out of his ass before Saturday when the Fighting Shakas come to town. Can't wait to see half of RibFest show up in VCU gear.

LOLbos. The Lobos looked as good as Rebecca Lobo in a thong bikini last night. Losing to Harvard in anyhing has got to be up there with "your parents walking in on you beating off" embarrassing.

I didn't care if it fucked me over...I was TOTES pulling for Gonzaga to lose.

Anonymous said...

G$...I've been saying Amaker would be perfect there for a couple years now. ELITE call.

Slow Seal...I didn't see your question until last night. I think all Columbus strip clubs are awful.....which is pathetic for such a big city and having OSU. Private Dancer is good for the LOLZ. I'm only interested in one if a great pornstar comes to feature dance at Columbus Gold.

Grumpy....learn how to use apostrophes.

--Drew

MUDawgfan said...

I haven't been here in a couple of days. But I wanted to report that I had a great, great time in New Orleans.

Highlights include:

1. Winning $400 at Craps at the Casino and getting free drinks served there (illegal in Ohio).

2. Dropping $200 of that $400 on lappers at Scores at 4:30 in the afternoon.

3. Eating Oysters or PoBoys for every single meal.

4. A city of 800,000k and having absolutely zero open container rules. $1.50 Coors Light Tall boys being sold at every corner.

5. At the St. Patty's parade, they were tossing out real onions and cabbage, along with beads and shamrock shirts. They tossed out a cabbage and it absolutely leveled a 70 year old women in the face and she went down hard.


Go Redhawks!

GMoney said...

Good to hear, Dawg! It is a terrific city indeed.

Ice, I prefer Steve LOLford because he is an asshole.

Ide was rooting for the Zags because he just couldn't pull for an all-black school.

Prime99 said...

Craps is the best casino table game and it's not close.

I have come close to nutting a couple times, but I'm pretty sure my picks have been shitty instead. Time to pick it up!

GMoney said...

Prime, that is the worst part...when you miss the nut by a point or two. JSaul is making us all look like Steve Alford right now. But as my dad says, "the dog that shits fast doesn't shit long". Who am I kidding...I'm finishing in the bottom half GUARANSHEED.

It really sucks to pick two winners (VCU and Cuse) yet lose 70+ points on those games.

Ace said...

MFing 12:15 tip?!??! Now how am I supposed to get to the Stube by 2 for fantasy baseball draft? I sure as hell can't watch the game there. That's just terrible.

Brady said...

Iona is talking shit, Drew? Please elaborate. I didn't hear about that.

L O FUCKING L, New Mexico. They were everyone's sweetheart team. Half the people in my big money bracket had them going to at least the ELITE 8 if not the final 4. How anyone saw them getting past the Buckeye's is beyond me.

GMoney said...

Sorry, Ape, come up at halftime. We can start as soon as it ends if that makes you feel better. Nice call on the wrong game time, Ide.

Anonymous said...

Never trust Bleacher Report.

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/college/basketball/gaels_got_gall_49e4eibonSgcy7ok6qpZCJ

I did not care for Southern much. UNM really shit the bed and confirmed how retarded ESPN consistently is.

Ide

Grumpy said...

Fuck you Drew, I know how to use apostrophes; doing it right when I'm half asleep doesn't always work.

I haven't met Seal either. Are Seal and Slow Seal the same person?

That and meeting Bradycakes and Ide are reason enough to make the trip. As long as I don't have to sit next to the douchebag who won't friend his own mother on Facebook.

Jeff said...

I'm surprised Grump hasn't asked for Ribfest to be moved earlier in the day so he can use his Golden Buckeye and AARP cards.

Jeff said...

You should live blog Ribfest and we can all just get out our phones or ipads and comment instead of talking to eachother?

Grumpy said...

Breaking news: Harry Reems is dead at 65.

Anonymous said...

Breaking news this happened two days ago.

The Iceman said...

Breaking news: I had no idea who Harry Reems was until I Lougled him. ELITE Hot Tub Time Machine reference.

I'll sit my mother right fucking next to Grumpy at the wedding. In about 12 seconds he'll figure out exactly why I haven't accepted the FB friend request yet.

GMoney said...

Dammit, Buke, wake your ass up and give everyone tips already.

The Iceman said...

Yeah Buke! G$ wants just your tip!

Brady said...

Breaking News: They are making a Hot Tub Time Machine sequel.

The Iceman said...

Breaking News: I will be watching that shit, BradyCakes. Speaking of shit.........

Brady said...

I noticed the G$ hasn't suggested a new name for Peter Kings website on KSK yet. What gives?

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the delay G$. We had a party at the office this morning and everyone is half crocked @ 10 am.

5-1 yesterday. Fuck trey burke and um. 3-0 on this site

Anywho, I'm out of there now and here are my 4 favorites today and top 2 tomorrow...

Today-NC State -3.5, UNC -3.5, KState -5 (even w/ bruce weber), and The Ohio State Buckeyes -14 (homer pick), but the Bucks are about 75% ATS since B10 season started.

Sat-VCU +3.5 (love this for obvious reasons) trey burke sucks & sparty -4.5. Good luck!

Go Bucks!!

Buke

Brady said...

Thanks for the picks yesterday, Buke! You made me some money. I feel like you should have an 800 number where the first pick is free and then you gouge my wallet for all additional picks, which ultimately fail, sending me into a pit of depression and bankruptcy.

Anonymous said...

I am no Wayne Root. It doesn't look for my first pick today. NC State should be embarrassed with their season & how they have played so far today. This team must not have watched the Jimmy V 30 for 30.

Anonymous said...

look ^good

Ide said...

Fucking Wisconsin.

Ide

The Iceman said...

Wisconsin just fucked a ton of people. DEAL WITH IT!

Anonymous said...

Now that wisconsin is gone, I think u of a is the only team in our region we wouldn't beat 9 of 10 times, maybe 8/10 w/ gonzaga. I really hope we come out and end tonights game before halftime.

Go Bucks!!

Buke

Prime99 said...

Bo Ryan will be reprimanded at the next Klan meeting...

Anonymous said...

I think this is directed to you, Ide.

GMoney said...

Bo Ryan just couldn't bring himself to beat a school with such racist roots. FUCK JIM CROW!

Mr. Ace said...

Who picked Ole Miss? THIS GUY!

VCU isn't hanging around with Michigan. Trey doesn't turn the ball over. We will break their press and shred them. If they can't get points out of their press then they can't hang. Akron made VCU look like the Heat. Don't believe the hype!

I may have to come to the Stube at halftime. In the unlikely possibility that Michigan is losing at half, I will not be there with you/those neanderthals.

Marshall Henderson said...

FUCK THE WORLD! Lick my gangster, white, tatted up nutsack haters!! Bouta smoke this fuckin' blunt, Nigga!!!

Mr. Ace said...

Marshall Henderson, that's good shit right there.

Anonymous said...

Wow, so the West Regional seems to be getting easier and easier. 14 and 12 seed already won and the 13 seed is kicking the shit out of the 4 seed. As long as the Buckeyes don't shit the bed they could have an easy path to the Final 4.

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

La

Anonymous said...

Last time the tourney opened up like this for OSU we got knocked out in the sweet 16 by Tennessee.

Ace-pick me up tomorrow or I'll burn your house down.

Turn this fucking spam bullshit off. I promise I'll comment more.

Dut

Ide said...

Yeah, I'm staying with a buddy in Victorian Village. I am TOTES hitching a ride with one of you miscreants. I was going with the car rental route, but seeing as how the only night ill be in town will be heavily alcohol related, it didn't seem right to get back in the mix of driving. It's been 16 months since I last drove. I now rely on minorities to chauffeur me from place to place.

Ide

Prime99 said...

A Bruce Weber coached team is never out of a ball game!!!

GMoney said...

Do you want to know why I'm better than all of you other than rugged good looks?

We have our table of 12 reserved for tomorrow at 6 under the name "Traburksuks". FUCKING COUNT THAT SHIT.

Barley's chick: Traburksuks?
G$: Yeah, it's Greek.

GMoney said...

WHO WAS THE ONLY CHAMPION WITH LA SALLE!!! Bruce Weber is the best and by best I mean worst.

The West is terrible. I expect Ohio to lose to Iona tonight now.