Thursday, March 21, 2013

Only A Pedophile Would Work Today

Consider this your day 1 open thread.  May your day be filled with buzzer beaters, terrific Sprint commercials, and as many Mitch McGary LOLZ that we can handle.  GO JACK RABBITS!  TREY BURKE SUCKS!  NATE WOLTERS IS BETTER!  SO IS CROOKED CLOWN NATE WILLIAMS!

ELITE reference.  Nailed that.  Enjoy the games.  Also, don't forget to look at the new McGary label below and laugh your ass off.

38 comments:

Grumpy said...

Best two days of the year.

Iceman is still a dumbass.

Mr. Ace said...

Supporting pedophilia today...fuck.

Grumpy said...

Somebody needs to run by Drew's place and see if he is alive.

Jeff said...

Is Drew already in Dayton tailgating with Seal??

The Iceman said...

"Somebody needs to run by Drew's place and see if he is alive."

That would involve caring about his well being first Grumpy. And I don't know of anyone here who does. LOLZ at the Cavs for blowing a 27 point lead at home to the Heat last night. Bigger LOLZ to the fans blaming the refs for the loss.

GMoney said...

Personally, I knew that they were going to blow that and She$ can confirm that I said that. Howevah, you have video replay to get a fucking call right. I'm OK with not getting even foul calls against superstar teams but you can't ignore who the goddamn ball went out on. Shaun Livingston should have given Monty McCutchen a Perfect Plex for his Tim Donaghy behavior. We're in tank mode anyway.

I just finished Survive and Advance and what a fucking GREAT way to start tournament day. Terrific 30 For 30. You will never see first round games in Corvallis, regionals at Weber State, and the Final Four in New Mexico ever again.

If you turn on Sportscenter right now, Herm Edwards is giving his tourney picks. ESPN is a great company.

Anonymous said...

I'm alive Grumps. Thanks for the worries!

--Drew

GMoney said...

FYI, and do with this what you will, Iceman's mom hacked into Iceman's dad's Facebook profile to complain that Iceman was not FB friends with her. LULZ Ice.

Brady said...

-That Facebook story is awesome! I've only briefly met Iceman's mom before and she seemed like a wonderful lady. I've been in the same room with all the Van Ausdale brother's before and watched their mom try to call all of them one right after the other only to be stonewalled by each and every one. FOR SHAME!

-That Cavs game was ridiculous. How very Cleveland of you, Cavs!

Prime99 said...

Maybe we should all friend request Iceman's mom? She'll love all our posts- especially Ide's.

GMoney said...

Barry Melrose has Gonzaga going all the way because their best player is Canadian. Sportscenter is the worst.

Also, no mention at all of that terrible officiating. Plenty of talk about that idiot running on the court though.

Anonymous said...

Ape pussywhining about working is LOLS. I came into the office at 8am, and I will be at a local sports pub by tip off (in bed by 4pm, hoo!). Tried to invite Baby Buke, and he asked when the Bucks played. That guy...

After some ELITE facebook stalking, I have narrowed Iceman's mom down to 2 candidates. That particular clan of last names yields very little women. My conclusion is that it's a gay society of men who agreed on that surname, or they keep their women subservient. Quite the toss up scenario.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Quick (and important) questions before I go to lunch to the Cbus assholes on this site - please tell me a few of the best titty bars in teh cbus area? I have a strong feeling that our group will be visiting one at some point in time either tomorrow night or saturday night.

Will be back after lunch to talk about the Cavs 2nd string almost beating the Heat.

Seal

Jeff said...

PRIVATE DANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kahoots. Vanity, or whatever the fuck it's called used to be ok, but I got kicked out of there, and my stock of the place has dropped tremendously.

Kahoots keeps it real. However, and I can't stress this enough, NEVER wear a tie into that place. Trust me.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Ide - are you making the journey to ribfest?

Seal

Anonymous said...

Ape-easy fella. You & Ide really start shit talking through 4 of 67 games. I WILL hit 2 on the # today and be in fine shape the rest of the tourney.

Trey Burke sucks

Go Bucks!!

Buke

Anonymous said...

Seal,

I have a feeling that Private Dancer is the equivalent to Happening Lounge. If that's the case we are going.

J from JBeanie

GMoney said...

Columbus Gold and Vanity are next to each other in Dublin. They seem to have what people like...women that take their clothes off for money.

An Ohio Buckeye won on The Price Is Right today. She was large.

When did Drew Carey bring in a male model? What a homo. Typical Cavs fan.

Any bets that people (Buke) like?

I got my SWOLL session in and now it's time to tip this fucker off!

GMoney said...

Just locked up Sparty -9. Verne and Bill to start things off right!

Anonymous said...

I went to Private Dancer when I was 16 years old. At the time I looked like I was 12. You can make your own deductions on the worthiness of that establishment.

I will be at RibFest.

Buke, you're on a breakneck pace to finish in dead last, even with G$ in the pool. That's good hustle, keep it up.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Most of our friends (J From JBeanie) love the hole in the wall trashy places that they can put their cigarette out in the dancers vagina and spit in their mouth... sounds like private dancer.

I myself would prefer to get some tits in my face from a 19 year old studying law at OSU (because they are all in college, right?). I DO NOT prefer the dirtier bar the better.

Seal

GMoney said...

Private Dancer is less than a mile from Drew's place. Just sayin'!

Anonymous said...

Drew - I figured you would have some great info for me on titty bars in Cbus? Where you at, buddy?

Seal

The Iceman said...

If you guys actually friend requested my mom the joke would be on you. There's a reason I haven't accepted her friend request. To make things even better I'll make sure she gets ahold of all of your phone numbers too! Awesome prank.

Mitch McGary is TOTES related to Ross Durham somehow. No doubt.

GMoney said...

This Butler game is shit. My Sparty wager is looking solid at the moment.

Anonymous said...

G$- VCU -6, Wichita State +4.5, Memphis -1. Those are some of my favorites today.

Buke

Anonymous said...

"There you go again" -Ronald Reagan.
Come on you shine, I have made a lot of money betting ncaa hoops this year. I will finish ahead of you & ace, probably win again.

Send my license. Thanks

Buke

Ace said...

I didn't place any bets today, but I do like Buke's bets. If you're bold I would moneyline Wichita St too. I thought Valpo would hang around, but I don't think Sparty is going to let them get back to within single digits now.

Brady said...

I need to do some gambling today. I'm taking Buke's suggestion and betting those three. MAKE ME SOME MONEY!

GMoney said...

Fucking honky Sparty bums just cost me a nut!

Prime99 said...

I was 1 away from busting a NUT!

Anonymous said...

I was also 1 point from NUTTING all over Sparty. That's fine though. Ill be nuttier than squirrel turds from here on out.

Last time I was at private dancer a huge brawl broke out in the parking lot when they closed. Then, some white trash hammered dude started ramming his car into another while screaming shit out the window. After that, a car full of black dudes rolled up in a 1989 Cadillac and jumped out ready for blood. My group hid behind the club in order to not get shot. Private dancer is a beautiful place... But just watch yo back.

Workin during march madness sucks... But I have my 22 inch widescreen second monitor streaming the games. I'm getting fired.

Dut

Anonymous said...

Saint Mary's is so fucking good, how did Gonzaga ever manage to beat them three times in a row?!?!

Ide

GMoney said...

Got to love Pitt being terrible in the tournament.

Anonymous said...

The first 2 of those 3 look good so far.

Go Bucks!!

Buke

Ide said...

JSaul sucks dick. I have proof. He has 2 nuts in his mouth now.

Ide

GMoney said...

Goddamn fucking Davidson.