|Compliments of Ide naturally...|
Ribfest – Unless it was changed behind my back, this is still slated for Saturday March 23rd at Barley’s Smokehouse in Grandview. The time is probably TBA as the basketball fate of the Ohio Buckeyes and Trey Burke Sucks could alter things a bit. Will Brady show up or is there a birthday party that his dog got invited to? Will Prime and Buke fly in? How about Seal who seems like he wants to drive over from Dayton on his NCAA tourney day off (and I have a feeling that he and Drew would actually get along quite well)? Tonya? Nick Lachey? Dawg? Hines Ward—NO. Let’s start trying to get a number down for who is in. FYI, unless someone wants to make another dumb bet, you buy your own food this year. If you’re nice, perhaps Dut will invite us all over for some March Madness watching and turns on the glory hole (I plan on remaking this…that mirror is coming down!). Did you like how I just invited everyone over to your place? ELITE!
Run For Your Lives – I believe that Iceman and Ide have already registered for the 1 pm zombie fun run on May 25th in the Hocking Hills. I will get around to it eventually. Who else is planning on joining us doomsday survivalists? I plan on spending the entire drive over to Logan jamming to Iron Maiden’s Run To The Hills. Logan is a stupid fucking name, too. Don't name your kid that.
Iceman’s Wedding – Did you and Wheels set a date yet? Have you told us? Tell your brother that I’m not committing to a bachelor party within driving distance six fucking months in advance. I’ll show up if I want to (with money). You don’t need to know my plans, BRAH! I would like to spend a weekend ignoring/drowning Brady though. That sounds like fun.
Fantasy Baseball – I just checked and Opening Day is 3/31 (night game with the Rangers and Astros LOLWUT?) so having the draft on Elite Eight Sunday 3/31 is going to remain the plan. That’s 8 days after Ribfest, people! It’s head-to-head (the ONLY way to play!) and 40 bucks to join again. Let me know if you’re in or if you’re out. Mr. Ace is the current champion so it isn’t that hard. Buke and K-Dog have already paid because they are terrific. I expect big things out of Fleshjack Cust (or whatever I name my team) this year.
The Fucktards – I still stand firm with my desire to attack Trivia Night at the Grandview Café some time soon. Tuesday or Thursday does not matter to me. I’m ready to be a mental giant again. I think that we should go on Administrative Professionals Day since Dut is a terrible secretary for the team (but pretty good at reserving a table) and that is his only contribution.
I think that that is all that I needed to say. I’ll try to get a few words after this regarding the experience of outdoor hockey and, of course, my Walking Dead thoughts. I should be able to but, if not, wait until noon and then talk about how awkward it was to watch Deputy Dipshit rape Beth. Can you believe that! They actually showed penetration! And please, update your internet calendars.
Feel free to talk about last night's episode all day today. It was a decent episode with a terrible first half and a pretty good ending. Also, Merle called someone a beaner which is always great. A few other notes:
-After sitting outside for 5 hours watching a bad hockey game and freezing my nuts off, I didn't want to sit through a bunch of shit on TWD. I did for the first 40 minutes.
-Glenn is never the leader. He is awful. He is behind Beth on the Prison Organization Depth Chart according to Keith Law.
-It's good to see that no one respects Andrea in Woodbury again.
-So did Tyreese leave for good?
-RIP Axel...I will always think of you when I don't hear Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.