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What I'm trying to say here is that Ohio Buckeye fans are all frauds and thieves. The next original idea that they have would also be the first. I don't count your "awesome" O-H garbage because anyone can spell half the name of your favorite team. But enough about that--we just had a weekend where Michigan had a hilarious defeat and Ohio got slaughtered. It's a Money Shot troll's dream come true! Let's talk about that!
*"I really like the game of that Brusewicz kid"--no one ever
*Trey Burke sucks. Keep settling for terrible fade away jumpers, kid. There is nothing wrong with being a poor man's Brandon Jennings except for everything. OVERRATED! Man, I hope that Michigan gets to play their entire NCAA tournament in Crisler Arena! You know, because they can't beat anyone decent away from there.
*I don't subscribe to the theorem that you foul when up 3. I can see the merit behind that point but that whitey Badger made a half court heave when he wasn't even looking at the rim. DEAL WITH IT. Have you seen Michigan's players? They all look dumb enough to foul a guy while he's pulling up for a 1% 50 footer.
*I am a troll and thus get very happy when a shit-heel like Bo Ryan wins basketball games. HE IS A GREAT COACH! HE PLAYS AN AWESOME KEYBOARD! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CROON BILLY JOEL CLASSICS AT CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
*This guy is an Ohio Buckeye and I'm pretty sure that he is on scholarship. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT INDEED! The coeds don't stand a chance with this lothario slaying all the beav on High Street!
*When Cody Zeller is shooting free throws, never EVER chant that "Tyler's Better"! That is the least true thing ever uttered by any idiot in the history of mankind. I'm not sure how effective Cody will be in the NBA because he's a tweener, but Tyler Zeller is, ummmmmm, still learning. That's a nice way of saying that everyone in the pros is abusing him.
*Buke, stop telling me to bet the under on Buckeye games. Your advice is SHIT.
*I don't really care to debate the pointless argument of "who is the best team" but I will say that IU playing like THAT is the best. That was nearly a perfect game.
*Buckets Thomas got away with at least 3 obvious clear-outs which is one of the easiest calls in basketball. I am so sick of watching EVERYONE try to take charges these days and refs bailing them out constantly. It is the most annoying aspect of basketball today. Flopping isn't the problem anymore; it's charge-taking.
*Victor Oladipo is just incredible. That guy does it all. Crean Pie does not deserve him. Am I crazy to think that he is the most important player on the Hoosiers? It sure as hell isn't that homo Hulse or whatever his name is. That guy is a butt chugger.
*On the telecast, the CBS guys said that Ohio State had the longest streak in the country for not losing consecutive games. OVER! LOL! Although it does appear that LaQuinton Ross who wasn't even smart enough to get eligible last year (which is nearly impossible) is starting to figure it out. That's good news for bad people.
*Michigan gets embarrassed and Ohio loses twice = good week
*I watched most of that five overtime game between Louisville and Notre Dame. You would think that a game like that would be great like the classic UConn/Syracuse game in the Big East tourney. You would be incorrect. That game was awful. I was drunk on Grey Goose and didn't like it. I wanted it to end so badly. That game sucked. Those teams are poop.
*While I earlier said that no one is beating THAT IU team, I have to say that The U is sneakily incredible. Have you watched the Canes? They are terrific. Barry Larkin's mulatto son is really good.
That should do it for today's college hoops round-up with plenty to talk about/excuses to be made. Just remember what the Iceman-created label says...Ohio Buckeye fans suck turds. So true.
43 comments:
That is why I said a week ago that our best chance at a win this week was @michigan....not home against Hoosiers. We are a matchup nightmare for michigan...indiana is one for us....especially when they play like THAT.
The development of Q is huge for down the stretch.
Went to the Cavs game and can report that older Zeller is indeed terrible.
The funniest part about the Cavs fans though is their scoreboard. Right in between both teams scores is the point differential. So when the Cavs were up 24-19 it said +5. This blew my mind that Cavs fans can't do simple subtraction to know how much they are up or down! Probably comes in handy for when Slow Seal is at the games tho.
--Drew
Why do you keep opening this can of worms? Now we get a whole day of pathetic whining.
There's parity in the best conference in basketball. Hot scoop!
Zombies at noon. See ya then!
Ide
You got a problem with "THE DIFF"???
I open this can of worms all the time because it's great. I will not rest until Jent City is a real thing.
Script Ohio isn't yours
Really? How is this true?
Script Ohio apparently isn't OSU's because the Michigan band first performed Script Ohio as a friendly gesture for OSU back in the 20's. Since then, the OSU band adopted it as their own.
Script Ohio is OSU's every bit as much as the winged helmets are UM's. Fielding Yost first started using the winged helmets at Princeton, NOT Michigan.
If you ever catch a Princeton game (only chance of that is FCS playoffs in January), you'll see their helmets are just like Michigans, except for Black and Orange in place of Maize and Blue.
Never doubt me, Dawg. Plus, Jeff mentioned it last week in the great Ohio debate.
A true rivalry never has "friendly gestures".
I watch Princeton games all the time because I am an educated football fan.
That Amadeo Della Valle kid is going to be a STUD for Potato Nose! What a casanova!
First, Nate, it was Fritz Crisler who created the winged helmet. Not Yost.
Second, Crisler spent nearly his entire career at Michigan, retired from Michigan and continued to live in Ann Arbor after his retirement. The band member who came up with the script Ohio idea was from the Michigan band and I'm pretty sure had zero affiliation with the Ohio band at the time the idea was stolen by the Buckeyes. And I'm also pretty confident had zero affiliation in the years after. So your comparison is pretty loose and inaccurate.
So glad you brought this up - for some reason it bugs the shit out of me that OSU (and other schools) use the seven nation army "chant". Be fucking creative and stop wanting to be a school that supports child rape.
LOLZ at Drew - your buckeyes have now played 7 games this season against a top 25 opponent. You have won 1. Your development of Q is huge, yeah. Get fucking real, youre not good. Oh, and you have the same record as shit Kentucky. (im going to say that while I can since UK is going to lose tomorrow to Florida).
Also, LOL at Kansas. I didnt even know TCU had a basketball team.
A 9 seed might win the tourny this year.
Seal
G$,
What makes this a true rivalry isn't the "friendly gesture" by the Michigan band, but the fact that OSU took that friendly gesture, made it their own, and gave UM the big middle finger.
To this day, it irritates Michigan fans almost as much as confusing Fielding Yost with Fritz Crisler.
I was LOLing at the fact buckeye fans were chanting Tyler's better as younger brother dropped 24 on them. Morons. At least they didn't start chanting "Let's play football." The only team in the big ten that will make the final four is Indiana. Unless McQueery from michigan keeps improving. He looks like he might turn into one of the better big men in the country.
---- Lange
I'm not irritated that you confused the two, Nate. I'm irritated that you pretend to know things when you clearly do not.
As far as the game against Wisconsin goes. Did it piss me off Michigan lost? Absolutely. Did I get extra hammered Saturday night because of it? Possibly. Am I over it today? 100%. As much as I would love for this team to repeat as Big 10 champs, winning in the NCAA tournament is more important to me. And if this team needs games like losing to Wisconsin to play better/smarter down the stretch then I am willing to make that sacrifice.
G$ thinking Burke is overrated continues to be the most unintentional hilarious thing ever put on this blog.
You know what other crowds do the Seven Nation Army chant regularly? Soccer fans and Ravens fans. That's not great company.
OK, I am truly anonymous to you all but read this blog enough to know about in-law issues. I have one now. My in-laws have been here since Friday. That is OK, but today they announced that they were staying another day for no particular reason. I have no more food left for them other than leftovers because I had only planned on them staying as long as they said they were going to stay. I have errands I have to run, things to do, and I just don't feel like waiting on them hand and foot any more. And they wonder why we're never really "excited" about them coming to visit? They do this extended stay thing more times than not. I hope the California Cop Killer will come here and put them out of my misery. So to summarize, G$'s relatives are way less worse than mine. sorry for the vent.
That's what you get for getting married anon.
LOLZ at slow seal comparing single A ball (SEC) to the big leagues (B1G). Not surprising from somebody that needs THE DIFF. THE DIFF made me laugh so much. Cavs fans need so much help in a variety of ways....didn't think subtraction was one.
--Drew
No, anon, I feel your pain. That sounds shit-tastic. Who stays around on a Monday? DUMB.
I disagree that the tournament is wide open this year. Just like usual, there are only ten or so teams that can win it. The Ohio Buckeyes are not one of them unless they play Amadeo!
I was worried that one of you might put me in my place with facts regarding Ohio being original in some aspect of life. Glad that I nailed that. Now let's work on spelling STATE.
Trey Burke sucks. Anyone disagree with Cody "Lambert" Zeller's pro potential. He's got skill but I'm just not sure where he fits in to an NBA roster other than #3 big on an average team. I wouldn't take him in the top 5, hell no.
LOL people actually pay attention to G$'s in-laws problems.
Zero schools are original when it comes to fight songs/pep stuff. SPOILER ALERT: We didn't come up with Hang on Sloopy, either. You can bag on us about the Script Ohio thing, and I guess it's relevant douching all over something that happened almost a century ago, but we did that video game tribute, which is, hands down, the best marching band thing ever.
The best fans thing, I think should be discussed. That was created in 2006 to combat the ELITE tradition of couch fires and riots. First off, white students starting fires in the hood is TOTES great. Secondly, not one person who matters of the student body gave two shits about that designation. It was a play on our band (TBDBITL), and they thought it was clever. It wasn't. We are an awful fan base, but a great one, if you're one of us.
The mouthbreathing non alum fan base that cheer for OSU and trolls/UM fans actually recognize this designation is laughable. I look at it as Gene Smiff trolling the fuck out of you guys, and you taking the bait.
I haven't heard of this Mattaritaville, but it sounds fucking awful. Stealing "Sparty's" cheering section is a stupid point. Putting the student section behind the benches is college basketball. Duke, while insufferable, pull this off flawlessly. I still rather play in St. Johns, but since we have the nations worst basketball arena (great venue for just about anything else though), these changes were necessary for a better basketball experience and tougher for opponents (IU not withstanding).
On a personal note, I woke up today and decided to hit the gym and actually be active today. Ate a great breakfast, got in a solid workout, got promptly covered in water in my suit by some faggot cab doing 75 in a puddle, then get to the office and a giant reminder pops up on my computer that it is time to TRAIN FOR THE RACE AGAINST ZOMBIES. It's on, motherfuckers.
Also related, my robot code is idedwi.
Ide
IDEDWI - ELITE blogger-manship!
Hey Drew, the SEC has three national champions in hoops over the last decade. How many does your precious Big Ten have? I believe that it's the same number as the MEAC.
Seal may need THE DIFF, but he's still PWNING your ass here.
We're an hour away from me breaking the cherry on Zombie Talk! Boy, do I have some thoughts on that less than stellar episode.
By the way, as if Browns fans haven't suffered enough, Peter King wants them to give up 2 first round picks for Joe Flacco AND pay him THIRTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS next year! That's just mean. Do they not serve good enough coffee in Berea?
He also thinks that Reggie Bush to the Lions is a perfect fit. Man, he's trolling hard today.
Ide-the first email I opened this morning was an invitation to the Train/Gavin Degraw concert. I would really appreciate you, or the minions in your fan club to please take me off the email list. Thanks
G$-Ohio State has still been Under in 75% of their B10 games and I wouldn't advise/didn't bet the under myself against the 2nd highest scoring team in the nation. You shouldn't be criticizing anyone's gambling tendencies since you openly admit to betting the Under in the Pro Bowl.
Buke
The last decade?!?! How about we talk about this year pussy boy. SEC ain't shit compared to the B1G.
How about this Pope guy? I can't be the only one that is truly excited about the possibility of him quitting due to an impending huge scandal. CathoLOLics.
--Drew
One thing Ohio is original at is having teenage basketball faggots make youtube videos of themselves singing shitty Miley Cyrus songs. Keep up the good work, dildos!
Something that I thought was terribly hilarious yesterday while we wait for zombie talk. According to the Northwest Signal (Napoleon's ELITE news source) there is a chinese restaurant in Napoleon whose WIFI password is "fuckamericans". LOLOLOLOLOL! Asians are so awesome.
Ide's love of Train is endlessly hilarious.
Free wifi from now on! How does a wifi password get into the NW Signal? That is some hardcore journalism.
I don't know, breh, if I was a homosexual male who liked to pound my chest and dude ass about conference pride, I would rather have 3 nets over the last decade including from last year than zero. 3 > 0.
For the millionth time, your troll attempts toward Seal fall way off target and make little sense.
Ice, I saw that. Hilarious. When the Chinese eventually attack us, their first strike is going to be Scott St in Napoleon, OH apparently. That place will be out of business within 3 months.
Almost forgot...Happy belated bday to Rog Dut's-Dad! No rodeo with your son this year???
Let's do this. First of all, that was a very underwhelming episode as nothing made a whole lot of sense which is saying a lot considering the subject of the show. NOT GOOD.
*I hope you enjoyed sweet angel Maggie blowing the head off of Zombie Hines Ward. I know that I did. And now we know why Glenn (who is a pussy again!) is mad at her. She killed his brother.
*Beth is going to steal that baby, isn't she? She totes is. Right after she plays a game of "naughty babysitter" with Rick. What a fucking weird direction to take this non-character.
*Hershel's mini pony tail makes me LOL hard. Him telling Glenn that he was his son was also humorous. Your son is banging your hot daughter, Hersh!
*Deputy Dipshit is morphing into a serial killer. Just look into those soulless eyes. He wants to mow down those four new people so bad.
*Merle and Daryl go off together because Merle is pretty much the worst guy ever. It's an interesting debate and I think the right one. Daryl is a big loss but Merle is such a cock that you can't bring him and have him make a bunch of fried rice jokes at Glenn forever.
*Andrea is a fucking idiot. We already knew this but her "Win one for the Gipper" speech was ridiculous. She is not a leader. She sucks. She now KNOWS that all of her buddies were either there or were tortured yet there she is rallying the troops to stay loyal to the Eye Patch (who did nothing last night).
*And finally, let's talk about Rick. Hoo boy, what a lunatic he is. They need numbers. Everyone knows this with war coming. Yet he wants to get rid of Michonne (again awful last night) and Cutty Wise's Crew. He apparently thinks that he can take down The Governor with Carol and Beth which is LOLZ. And just when he starts to see how stupid he is being, here comes Lori who is now THE ANGEL OF DEATH! WHAT THE FUCK! SO DUMB FO REAL!
Tyreese and Company should retract their offer of joining the group and just leave because Rick can not be trusted. I love how Li'l Asskicker hates him.
In conclusion, bad episode that made little to no sense. Glad that it's back though!
I would bet a million dollars that some hillbilly(probably an American Legion/Elks/Moose member) hacked the Chinese places WIFI and changed the password. A million dollars.
I wasn't upset about Michigan's loss. As G$ said, we lost on a half court heave. I would prefer to foul in that situation, but even moreso I would prefer to guard the inbounder with McGary. Fucking dumb. I am concerned that Michigan continues to chuck up 3 pointers as time expires like that is a high percentage shot. If Burke truly is the best PG in the nation, he should be able to penetrate and create his own shot or dish it out for an open shot. Burke angers me, only because he is ELITE but settles for jumpers.
Drew's friend made a post on Twitter last night that asked his followers(12 people) to name the craziest place they ever made whoopie(direct quote). My reply, "Your Mouth". I am awesome.
Big Ten refs really care about their well-being, thus why the home team gets all the close calls. Oh well.
Fucking trolls everywhere.
I want Andrea dead. Not because she is a bad character, because she is a terrible fucking actress. She got by, imo, by being the cute (selective data) one. Now that Maggie has dethroned her for life, she has to rely on being interesting. Can't even shoot a person in the head. And that speech....I think I was checking the Grammy results or something when she was talking. God that was painful.
The governor shooting that guy in the head was my favorite part of the episode.
Merle's presence was really a drag, but I did love him taunting Michonne. However, if roughly 40% of the show is now the two Dixon brothers rolling around the woods getting into adventures, I guess I'm fine with that.
Cutty Wise doesn't mind doing back breaking labor to fit in. On a related note, Cutty Wise should be a character actor on every show.
Clearly, the narrative this half of the season will be Woodbury vs The Prison vs Crazy Rick. The episode, while completely scattered, does set up for some solid storylines. And the folks over at warming glow just dropped the bomb that Rick could die this season. That'd be a treat.
Not happy that our favorite nip became a giant gash in the span of an hour. Him being mad at Maggie is just retarded. Big deal that she got sexually assaulted (that show would've been better for all if the Governor raped her. Really up the ante.) while you were being held against your will.
A love triangle between Rick, Carl, and Beth would be solid and hilarious writing. Can we get validation on the age of consent in a post apocalyptic zombie infested world? Given the slim pickin's, 18 might just be a thing of the past.
Also, STOP WRITING LORI INTO THE GODDAMN SHOW.
Ide
Daryl taking his crossbow back was the best moment for me last night. Really liked that.
Agreed G$. Merle cannot be let back into the group to call Michonne a noobian princess and wag his tongue at her. Merle would need to be an actual prisoner in the prison to be let in there.
This was a transitional episode which is unfortunately necessary with show like this. At least Rick assaulted the Guvna's UFC match- that was interesting.
I know Rick's head version of Lori hangs around in the comics way too long, but the show cannot afford to let Lori haunt Rick much more. Who knew Lori would be worse dead?
How hard did you laugh when Cutty (a colored fellow for those who don't watch) said "Me & the mrs. are no stranger to a hard day's work?
Show was most def slow and boring, but, as Ide said, setting up for some solid story lines.
Rick better get his shit together. I want the guvnah dead.
Why couldn't they bring in Merle and Darryl to the prison, but keep Merle on a separate cell block with the others. I thought that was the obvious solution. This show NEEDS Darryl.
I watched The Taling Dead last night for probably the first time. I liked it, probably only because Glenn was on.
-Quick check in. Pitchers and catchers report today! Obviously Dice-K and Jason Giambi are going to put the Tribe over the top this season.
-I'm already really tired of basketball. Can it be March Madness already? None of these games mean shit until then. I'm guessing the Buckeyes get derailed in the 2nd round by the way they're playing right now.
-I've never watched one second of the Walking Dead (I know, I know I'm the worst). I did however DVR the first episode of the new season last night. Is this series watchable from right now or do I need to start from the beginning to enjoy it?
The best part of last night's episode is when Rick looks at Lori and Shane's baby, it starts bawling and he realizes this kid isn't his. One last "fuck you" from Shane beyond the grave.
In the comic, Tyreese is supposed to be an ex-NFL player. The guy playing him in the show looks more like an ex-MLB relief pitcher...or an ex-professional competitive eater.
Here's something that's bothering me. That cone contraption at the end of Deputy Dipshit's gun is supposed to be a silencer, right? So why the fuck is it not silencing anything? And if it doesn't work then why keep it on your gun? Is this why we call him Deputy Dipshit??
Last night on the Talking Dead (that's right...I watched it. Wannafightaboutit?) Kevin Smith said he's not fully convinced Lori is dead since he never saw a body. How terrible would that be if they found a way to write her back in?
First of all, you never say anything bad about Tyreese Cutty Wise. That man invented acting.
Second, he is Deputy Dipshit because he never takes off that stupid fucking Southern cop hat.
Third, Kevin Smith is a complete joke now and should not be taken seriously ever. What a fucking walrus.
Oh man, how great would it be if Deputy Dipshit walked in on Rick slamming Beth in the backdoor?
You're all wrong. The best part of the entire series was watching Hines Ward die.
Brady, it isn't a very complex show. You can hop in any time, I imagine. But you should probably binge on the series when you get the time simply so you can enjoy Shane and T-Dawg and LOL hard at Dale.
Tyreese's love for a hard day's work is what makes him great.
I was also a big fan of those white people wanting to jump Carol and DD. That would have been a fun scene.
Well Iceman, Cutty has his own boxing gym. Sure, he put on a few pounds, probably from going to Level 3 all those times with Duncan and the crew from under the bridge(ELITE Always Sunny reference), but he could still fuck some shit up. And he broached the subject about smashing an infants head in. Also, without ever reading the comic, I'm going to assume Tyreese Cutty got fat from eating the other 21 people in his group.
Did you notice Carol doing laundry? I'm glad they decided to tie up that plot hole. Next up: Haircuts!
Also, take that t-shirt off of Maggie. Tank tops or nothing.
Ide
I think it is funny that they create a character for the show called T-Dawg which is clearly based around Tyreese from the comic, then kill T-Dawg and replace him actual Tyreese. Are they trying to tell us that black people are expendable and interchangeable?
Why hasn't Axel raped Beth yet?! Didn't they foreshadow that a bit in the first half of the season.
Last night on the talking dead the actor that plays Glenn said that if he could bring back any character it would be Dale. Kevin Smiff said Lori. WUT?? It would be Shane, dumbasses. Shane every time. Or maybe T-Dogg so he and Merle could have it out one last time.
Also, there are hotter walkers than Andrea on the show.
Here's what I would have done if I was Rick and had my sanity:
Use what I saw in Woodbury. Bring back both Michonne and Merle. Fight to the death. Winner stays. Loser has their corpse violated by Axel. Problem solved.
Oh come on, Prime, I haven't seen any of the walkers recreate Kurt Russell's speech from Miracle like Andrea did last night!
And the correct answer for who should come back other than Shane is clearly Otis.
Show was pretty boring last night. Frustratingly so.
High points:
Merle talking about Andrea getting stuffed by the Guv and snake tonguing Michone.
The Guvs walk out shot walk in was pretty sweet for a douchey character.
Even though Lori sucks, I thought the ending scene was pretty badass.
Predictions:
Merle and Daryl come back to save the day in the final battle. Merle doesn't forget Rick handcuffing him to a pole and eliminates him from the show.
Rick pounds his new babies mama and Deputy Dipshit revolts in some day way (suicide hopefully).
The possibilities are really endless.
- J Saul
Landmark find!
Beth is actually 27 irl.
Ide
Brady,
I just DVR'd the first few seasons so I could get caught up on everything. I'm on the third episode of season 1 right now and what I see everybody talking about seems to have zero relevance on what's going on early in the series, so no spoilers yet.
Good discussion today, everyone. Give yourselves a pat on the back with a sword and we'll see you in a week.
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