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What I'm trying to say here is that Ohio Buckeye fans are all frauds and thieves. The next original idea that they have would also be the first. I don't count your "awesome" O-H garbage because anyone can spell half the name of your favorite team. But enough about that--we just had a weekend where Michigan had a hilarious defeat and Ohio got slaughtered. It's a Money Shot troll's dream come true! Let's talk about that!
*"I really like the game of that Brusewicz kid"--no one ever
*Trey Burke sucks. Keep settling for terrible fade away jumpers, kid. There is nothing wrong with being a poor man's Brandon Jennings except for everything. OVERRATED! Man, I hope that Michigan gets to play their entire NCAA tournament in Crisler Arena! You know, because they can't beat anyone decent away from there.
*I don't subscribe to the theorem that you foul when up 3. I can see the merit behind that point but that whitey Badger made a half court heave when he wasn't even looking at the rim. DEAL WITH IT. Have you seen Michigan's players? They all look dumb enough to foul a guy while he's pulling up for a 1% 50 footer.
*I am a troll and thus get very happy when a shit-heel like Bo Ryan wins basketball games. HE IS A GREAT COACH! HE PLAYS AN AWESOME KEYBOARD! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CROON BILLY JOEL CLASSICS AT CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
*This guy is an Ohio Buckeye and I'm pretty sure that he is on scholarship. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT INDEED! The coeds don't stand a chance with this lothario slaying all the beav on High Street!
*When Cody Zeller is shooting free throws, never EVER chant that "Tyler's Better"! That is the least true thing ever uttered by any idiot in the history of mankind. I'm not sure how effective Cody will be in the NBA because he's a tweener, but Tyler Zeller is, ummmmmm, still learning. That's a nice way of saying that everyone in the pros is abusing him.
*Buke, stop telling me to bet the under on Buckeye games. Your advice is SHIT.
*I don't really care to debate the pointless argument of "who is the best team" but I will say that IU playing like THAT is the best. That was nearly a perfect game.
*Buckets Thomas got away with at least 3 obvious clear-outs which is one of the easiest calls in basketball. I am so sick of watching EVERYONE try to take charges these days and refs bailing them out constantly. It is the most annoying aspect of basketball today. Flopping isn't the problem anymore; it's charge-taking.
*Victor Oladipo is just incredible. That guy does it all. Crean Pie does not deserve him. Am I crazy to think that he is the most important player on the Hoosiers? It sure as hell isn't that homo Hulse or whatever his name is. That guy is a butt chugger.
*On the telecast, the CBS guys said that Ohio State had the longest streak in the country for not losing consecutive games. OVER! LOL! Although it does appear that LaQuinton Ross who wasn't even smart enough to get eligible last year (which is nearly impossible) is starting to figure it out. That's good news for bad people.
*Michigan gets embarrassed and Ohio loses twice = good week
*I watched most of that five overtime game between Louisville and Notre Dame. You would think that a game like that would be great like the classic UConn/Syracuse game in the Big East tourney. You would be incorrect. That game was awful. I was drunk on Grey Goose and didn't like it. I wanted it to end so badly. That game sucked. Those teams are poop.
*While I earlier said that no one is beating THAT IU team, I have to say that The U is sneakily incredible. Have you watched the Canes? They are terrific. Barry Larkin's mulatto son is really good.
That should do it for today's college hoops round-up with plenty to talk about/excuses to be made. Just remember what the Iceman-created label says...Ohio Buckeye fans suck turds. So true.