|Your ball struck my foot.|
OK, so following that pretty awful school shooting in Connecticut, the aging hippie liberal douches of the world want guns outlawed (or something). Crazy gun-toting hilljacks would prefer those people to get fucked by shouting SECOND AMMENDMENT from their shanties. Much like politics, no one is right and everyone is wrong as most feel like any further legislation is a direct attack on THEM when it is meant to improve society or protect your freedom based on whatever side you fall on. Here is what I know to be facts:
1. Unless you are a law officer or in the military (or JAKE MONTROSE!), you don’t NEED a gun.
2. The Bill of Rights was written without assuming that crazy people would shoot up schools and movie theaters.
3. Tougher restrictions will not eliminate tragedies…but neither will sitting by idly.
You know by now that I lean heavily toward the liberal side of things. So if I was forced to choose sides, I’m going with the “think of the children” side over the “goddamn ‘bama trying to take away all my ammo” side. It reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. Sgt. Hartman found a jelly donut in Pyle’s foot locker and rightfully went ballistic on the disgusting fat body. Instead of punishing the fatso though, he made the rest of the company do burpees (I am becoming quite an expert at these by the way) as punishment. The same thing applies here. One asshole can ruin it for everyone. If someone shits in the punch bowl, the rest of the punch may be completely innocent and responsible, but it’s still got shit in it. So until every gun owner can be held accountable, people will always be trying to pry them from Charlton Heston’s cold dead hands.
Is it fair? Of course not. It also wasn’t fair to have an assload of kid and teacher funerals and their families having to live with that for the rest of their lives. Some times, you need to sit back and take some perspective, NRA members. Are you a hunter? Go get a crossbow or be a man and start snapping deer necks. I GUARANSHEED that venison tastes better if you killed it with your bare hands. Are you a woman? You shouldn’t own a gun if you can’t drive anyway but go buy a taser. Are you trying to protect your family? Be like me and let your ELITE fists do the killing for you.
My point here is that this debate will not go away ever. And if you ask me (and you do), the people that want to get rid of fire arms make a lot better points than the people with bumper stickers on their trucks do. Let’s talk about this today. The more uninformed and ignorant opinion, the better! I’m G$ and I approve this message.