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Due to incredibly incompetent NCAA investigating, it sounds like The U is going to skate by and not receive any further punishment from the wild saga of Nevin Shapiro. NCAA President Mark Emmert is pissed about this. I can see why.
I mean, the Canes broke just about every rule in the book and he can't do shit about it now. You all remember what happened: abortions, hookers, drugs, Ray Lewis murdering two Ohio natives and then eating his blood-stained white suit--all of it great reading material. And yet other than two self-imposed bowl bans, Al Golden and Company are going to feel no further wrath. Normally, a respected intelligent "journalist" such as myself would be pissed that the bad guys won but, you know, fuck Ohio.
This is just the best. What Uncle Luth wants, Uncle Luth gets. The U will never be destroyed! Consider today's topic a chance for Fuckeye fans to piss and moan about how life isn't fair while the rest of us point and laugh at them for being dumb. It will also permit us to make it 234 straight days of squeezing in an Ohio State football reference. BONUS!
Sorry for the short post but there isn't much more I can add to this since I don't really get why this case went to shit (seeing as I've spent zero days in law school) and I'm still getting used to new work responsibilities that blow. You know, maybe I should send my resume to NCAA HQ. God knows that there are about to be a TON of job openings there.
In conclusion, and completely off topic but important nonetheless, I've been doing some thinking recently and I think that it might be time to get the band back together. That band, of course, is The Fucktards. I think we need to strongly consider a return to the Bar Team Trivia circuit. Thoughts?
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I'm very confused by this post. I honestly don't care what happens to Da U the rest of the way. Happy that the NCAA looks dumb too.
I'd be in for a trivia night sometime.
--Drew
Guest appearance for trivia? Fuck yeah!
Time for Book Hockey Party to take the trivia thrown back.
It sounds like the NCAA basically used illegal wire tap and bogus warrants to collect evidence...not really but that is the criminal equivalent. They had Shapiro's attorney on the fucking payroll. The NCAA tried to be Denzel in Training Day. And if USC and Penn State win their lawsuits then what the fuck is really the point of the ncaa anyways.
I confused Drew! SCORE! Steve Mason still sucks.
I took this like the OJ Trial. Everyone knows what happened and that the dude is guilty but Mark Fuhrmann just screamed out the N-word and bought a bunch of ill-fitting leather gloves.
Hopefully the host asks more Tigers questions that Dut guarantees he knows the answer to.
Creating a good bar trivia team takes almost as much strategy as drafting a good fantasy football team.
Everybody has to bring something to the table or you are going to get your asses kicked.
Getting the band back together is one of the best ideas you've had in awhile.
Ribfest needs to be planned again as well. Maybe with a CBJ game to follow, as long as Mason is not in goal.
That was the Steve Mason we all know and love. They better get points at home because these multi-game road trips are going to be blood baths if Mase is playing every other night.
The U beat (kiddie raped) Duke last night, so there is some reprieve.
Ide
No shit, Ide, Larranaga used his superior BGSU intellect to stick it to Satan. That was a very enjoyable two hours.
Dawg, you just explained why Dut serves no purpose other than "team secretary".
I don't know how many of you are still watching Joe Schmo but this week's episode with Randy The Asshole calling LV "a big homo--I'm sorry, sexually challenged American" was perhaps the biggest LOL moment for me ever.
I'm still watching Joe Schmo- very entertaining. I find it hilarious that LV's boyfriend was named Ray Ray. Randy's speech was extremely LOLZ. I'm so glad this show is back, but it feels like they did zero research on bounty hunting. Also, if the deaf girls hears another sound, her interpreter should fake a heart attack.
Fuck the NCAA.
Why is everyone ignoring RibFest 2013?
Big announcement. I have secured tickets and will be attending the 2013 NFL Draft. This time I will bring friends and alcohol, so I should have a better time. Hopefully, I can do a live draft experience.
Ide
Well done, Ide. Maybe you can borrow Damman's Browns Peyton Hillis jersey to really drive home the point that you love white people.
The lack of knowledge in the field of bounty hunting is part of its charm. I just love the over-the-top shit like handcuffing the evicted. The deaf girl should quit acting. I know that Chase is going to win, but I'm still rooting for Randy The Asshole anyway.
Maybe someone else can put together this year's RibFest??? Ape maybe?
My favorite part of the NCAA basketball season so far was the Miami players slapping the floor on defense to mock Duke last night.
tattoos > rape,abortion
"Maybe someone else can put together this year's RibFest??? Ape maybe?"
Trusting a vegan to do RibFest? If it's a weekend night, I can make the trip.
Ide
I think one of you Columbus douches should do it since that's probably where RibFest will be again.
Is Grumpy using his AARP card to get us free ribs? If so, I will plan. If not, I nominate Drew.
Yeah...Drew.
Drew - if you plan, am I invited?
Seal
Seal, only if you grow an Anthony Davis unibrow.
Seal doesn't grow head hair anymore. He might be able to transplant some pubes though.
Hey Brady, you are a moron. Tattoos + cover-up + lies. Don't forget those two variables.
No shit. It's about time that Drew gets off his ass and contributes something here.
G$, you are one lazy bastard. What planning? Pick a date. Pick a time. Pick a restaurant. Post it here. Done.
Ide, live Twitter the draft so everybody but G$ can enjoy the experience.
Good call Grump! My first planned tweets will be a live Twitter event from the NFL Draft. That way, I can make great observations as they happen. I may just ditch my buddy and roll solo. Oh man, this will be great.
Ide
Your buddy is probably black.
Speaking of blacks, Atlanta is going to love their new OF of Heyward and the Brothas Upton. When was the last time an MLB team was all dark meat in the outfield? CRAY.
I'm not making the call this year. I have decided on it. Tell me where to go and I'll be there.
Let's do it for lunch on the first Saturday of March Madness so we can go get wrecked afterwards and pee on each other at the Stube to end the night.
G$ doesn't run the twitter for his own site, won't determine ribfest for his own site, and won't set up the G$ golf invitational for his own site. You are the worst.
Whatever. That whole Miami situation was exponentially worse than OSU and everyone knows it. Just the NCAA being the NCAA. I'm over it. Next season we go for the title and it will be GLORIOUS!
I'm looking forward to Ribfest '13.
I will be there no matter what! Doesn't somebody have to make an ill advised bet though?
Everyone liked Barley's, why not have it there again? That's done, now somebody pick a date.
Barley's is good.
How about March 23rd? It's a Saturday, gives everyone enough chance to make travel plans/request off work and it's during the NCAA tourney. Makes too much sense.
March 23rd eh? I have to go to NC the following weekend for Easter, but I could arrange that. Two weekends of travelling back to back means I'm not buying everyones.
What's the best way to put this? I got out of paying for ribs through a loophole. Buried deep down in the annals (lol anals?) of this site, I bet ribs that RG3 will blow his knee out and miss the rest of the season. However, he blew his knee out in the post season and only missed the end of the game, which was his last. Technicalities? Yes, but it saves me a couple hundred bucks and makes me laugh at a faggot, so I'll take it. TRANSCENDENT? You bet your fucking ass.
Ide
Wait, there was a real chance that Ide was buying? We need to get to the bottom of this with the Washington training staff. I beleive RG3 tore his shit up earlier in the year against the Ravens, but the Redskins covered it up. Therefore, RG3 did blow out his knee during the season, but did not miss the rest of the year. Conclusion: Ide owes 50% Done.
I have this weird feeling I have something that day, but if it's not important enough for me to remember or have put on my calendar then it can't be more important than ribfest.
March 23 sounds good to me.
Whatever works for everyone is fine by me. I have a sneaky feeling that I have something to do that day, too, but I can drill LS's mother some other weekend. COUNT IT! Where has he been anyway? Trying to make Henry Co. solar power friendly doesn't take up that much time, does it?
March 23rd is good for me, not that anybody gives a shit now that I'm not picking up the check.
Anyone find it weird that Tom Brady got fined $10K for spiking Ed Reed while Frank Gore got got fined $10.5K for wearing his socks too low?
So we have 4 yes and 1 maybe pending if RibFest conflicts with VeganFest. I think we can all agree Barley's is the place. So can we officially make March 23rd official 2nd annual MoneyShot RibFest sponsored by the Timothy Tens association?
I'm only in if Hines Ward stays home.
And if Iceman gets his free ribs and then leaves the group.
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