|See you in Canton, this picture!|
*First and foremost, Napoleon High School Football rules.
*Look at the loft of the ball. That beautiful bitch got up in a hurry.
*Head down--you can't be a great kicker if you don't see what you're about to BOOT.
*Good arm swing provides the balance needed to execute.
*Check out that ELITE leg extension. That's the sort of form that would give a Reggie Roby a black chub.
*Plant foot correctly lands next to the tee allowing for solid contact.
*Excellent hold by Big -Rex. I would have preferred my usual holder, Buke, but he was an outstanding scab holder for this play.
*We may have been up 48-0 on Swanton (always AWFUL) at this time, but look at Pipes(?) selling out and murdering the edge rusher who was out to one up me. That fucker got GOT and rightfully so.
*Dead solid perfect. PAT converted by G$.
I know that you want to watch the video down the line (and I most definitely have it in my possession), but I just don't feel like you are ready for it. Some day, perhaps, but not today.
In case you keep ignoring my subtle reminders, my 32nd birthday is on Sunday and She$ and I are flying to Seattle for a long weekend. By the time you read this, I will be up in the air kicking some marshal's queer ass. Columbus to Charlotte to Seattle...Charlotte to Seattle--there is no way that that flight won't suck butts. I hope that they play 12 back-to-back episodes of The Big Bang Theory to make it even more of an ELITE flight!
But this is all you're going to get today. My birthday post is more of a gift to YOU by bringing it strong with this terrific picture from 1998. Admit it; this was better than you expected. Iceman is running the show on Monday and Tuesday and I'll be back on Wednesday. Behave yourselves. Now if you don't mind, I need to join the self-Mile High Club. Don't forget to wish ya BRAH a happy birfday.