Monday, December 24, 2012
Tiny Ben - Yeah yeah yeah, he's hurt but that is TWO games in a row that he absolutely pissed away with poor decisions. That can't happen. Yet I love it because fuck the Steelers. They're going to rightfully shit-can Todd Haley probably today (they should) and that is sad because I want that loser to coach the offense forever.
Omar Epps Coach - Oh you know that The Iceman is complimenting himself today in his never-ending crusade to tell everyone that Tomlin is OVERRATED. Guess what? Ice is right for the time being. The Steelers aren't going to the playoffs...terrific.
Miles Austin - This guy totally sucks. While Dez is likely the worst person on earf, at least he has sick talent. Smiles just blows. The Cowboys WILL lose next Sunday. Book it. Eventually, they won't be able to make those bananas comebacks that are growing very annoying.
Rainbow Tenor - The Chiefs had well over 300 yards rushing, scored 13 points total, and lost because their QB is a homophobic homo. That might be the most head-scratching oxymoron ever.
Rex Ryan - Either make him join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club or fire him already. They gave up eleven sacks!
Terrelle Pryor - At halftime, he was the Raiders leading receiver. RAIDER NATION!!!
Tom Brady - You fag, you probably cost me an MSFL title because you wear Uggs.
Lions fans - That was a tough scene on Saturday night because the Lions are a complete and utter joke of a team but the fans stuck around to cheer a Tron record. The only problem is that nothing about that team is worth cheering this year. I felt bad for them because that team should have been booed from start to finish.
ELIte Manning - The Giants are terrible. Here's the thing and it applies to the Steelers, too: This whole notion that teams can "turn on the switch" is the biggest crock of shit in sports. It's freaking stupid. The only thing that veteran teams can do is put awful performances behind them. They don't just get better. If you underachieve, then you are an underachiever. Stop using that term. It's just an excuse.
Andy Reid - Bye bye, fatso. The Redskins played like shit and still rolled because Nick Foles is a tard. PLAYOFFS! You know what, the worst of the week was this:
Jimmy HarBRAH - It's 21-0 already so I'm just going to assume that the Seahawks roll. By the way, if the Redskins hold serve next Sunday, how great would Seattle @ Washington be? ELITE!
That's it for this week. Everyone have an unsafe Christmas tomorrow. When you're sitting in church tonight or tomorrow not paying attention, just think about how great it is to be me: a DFL Champion yet again AND a fan of the Warrrrrrshington Redskins!