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Doesn’t it seem like everyone in America has the answer (to a question that no one asked them) for how the Redskins should handle the straightest quarterback in America. He’s the kind of man that makes John Wayne look like a faggot by comparison! Anyway, everyone seems to think that they know the best way for the most entertaining player in the league to be used. They don’t know shit. I’ll tell you EXACTLY how the Shanahans should use Griffin: EXACTLY how they have done it so far. This offense is almost unstoppable (as long as it isn't raining...fucking Pittsburgh) so why the fucking hell would they consider changing it???
I am so sick and tired of Mormon assholes like Steve Young or coked-up dads of loser sons like Cris Carter constantly wondering how long RG3 can survive. WHO CARES? Can't you just enjoy what you're watching instead of worrying about what may never happen? These guys probably also believe in that Mayan horse plop, too. And I say this as a guy who actually has a rooting interest in the guy. Yes, it would be nice if he had a little more bulk or slid more—I get that. That will all probably happen in time anyway. All I know is that I absolutely love watching the kid play football and I don’t want him to change the style with which he approaches the game. Seriously, these idiots are trying to tell this TRANSCENDENT player to “be worse”. That makes zero sense. "Take everything that makes you ELITE and be Tony Banks." Got it? GOT IT!
I admit that he’s probably more prone to injury with his style than others (I would be quite blind to not admit this) but it’s hardly and exact science (or a science at all) to predict future injury. He got a concussion this year. Great, Troy Aikman got about 400 of them and he didn’t run all over the field. If you’re afraid of people getting hurt then you shouldn’t be watching football. You should support a queer sport like soccer or something else. I’m not going to lose any sleep over football players getting banged up because that is what is supposed to happen. Worrying about that is a pointless venture.
Of course, this has all culminated this week as Mike Shanahan plays his macho head games with Pat Shurmur and Dick Jauron. Will he or won’t he play? Should he play? RG2 came out and said that his son will play. RG3 says that he is going to play. Doctors and our orange-faced coach have not agreed to that yet and they aren't going to announce it until Sunday. Some of my dumb fellow Redskins fans think that he should sit even if cleared because we should be able to beat the Browns with Kirk Cousins anyway. We’re 7-6 and coming off of two decades of shit and some of us are penciling in road wins against scrappy teams! DUMB! We are not a very intelligent fanbase outside of myself.
If he is cleared to play then he should play. Period. Any other line of thought is Chris Bridges (get it?). God, he better fucking play on Sunday. I'm not sitting in 35 degrees and snow for Kirk Cousins. You losers deserve to see who genius Mike Holmgren passed on. Actually, would you guys rather have RG3 or T-Rich and Weeden? You can’t really go wrong either way (due to Weeden being so damn talented, Dut), but I’m curious nonetheless.
I think that we win with or without him. We’ll win by double digits with him or a KAI IS MY GUY boot without. I’ll say that he plays and the Skins go to 8-6 with a 31-20 victory. If you want a few more topics to volley around today that aren’t Redskins-centric:
*Roger Goodell wants to add more playoff teams. I’d be OK if they went to 7 per conference. The #2 seed shouldn’t get a bye.
*Pierre Garcon, when he plays, actually looks like a #1 receiver. I was not expecting this to happen. And apparently these points are going to also be Redskins-related after all.
*Since everyone else constantly talks about who the best rookie QB is, we might as well jump on the bandwagon. If you say Rusty Wilson then you need to Belcher yourself.
*Let’s say Seattle wins the wild card by a game (and that could happen over my team). How pissed am I allowed to get because Pete Carroll was given a win by those scabs and my team is sitting at home? I think that Seattle should lose all tie-breakers as penance for that garbage Monday night win.
Finally, it’s time to end the DFL and MSFL seasons of Ape and Damman. The flukes have gone on long enough. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS. I’m going to kick Seal’s nuts in. I could not be more excited.