|I am absolutely shocked that this guy isn't show a few inches of crack.|
I like The Iceman's idea of the Good, the Tard, and The Tardiest so we will continue with that format this week.
Notre Dame - You've got to give credit when it is due even if that does mean showing respect to your mortal enemy. No one had the Irish walking out of Lansing alive yet they were the ones doing the anus collapsing. We'll get into the Big Ten later, but the Irish look fairly legit. And big props to Manti T'eo who is a fucking beast of a LB that had to deal with his grandma and girlfriend passing away on back-to-back days (neither of which were at the hands of Brian Kelly surprisingly!). I can't even imagine what is going on in that dude's mind. Good for him to get a win this weekend.
Alabama - Good God, this team is ELITE. There really is not much else to say about that. Also: Florida State is legit.
Will Muschamp - If you watched Gameday, apparently Big Willie enjoys listening to Nickelback. Great sign and all, but his Gators are figuring shit out. It would be nice if they actually started playing football before halftime, but until then, they'll just have to keep curb-stomping their opponents in the second half.
My Gambling Re-Debut - 4-0 on Saturday! Boise State. Alabama. Florida Atlantic (THANKS DAWG!!!). UCLA.
Lane Kiffin - Classic USC; no one loses random games that they should roll in better than the Trojans. How fucked up is it that USC has lost 4 in a row to Stansbury? Remember how all of our "experts" had USC in the national title game and Bonerz Barkley fucking the Heisman? Yeah, those were horrible predictions.
Bo Pelini - Nice body, jerk. The Big Ten has the pussiest coaches in the world. Urban Meyer is a bitch. Jerry Kill is a flipper and a twitcher. Mark Dantonio looks like he'd rather be dead than alive and Pelini apparently has huge problems with his inability to properly fart. LOL!
The Fuckeye Defense - These guys have never met a tackle that they didn't miss. That was pathetic. Cal is literally a garbage team and you lose if they have even a remotely competent kicker. FACT. I understand that this is still a work in progress but missing tackles is a sign of poor fundamentals and coaching. It's easy to blame Brady being in the stands for this awful showing on Saturday, but then again, Urban read my post Wednesday and had his boy throw a lot and run much less so maybe this is what is to be expected. It's still a work in progress here but, so far, not very impressed. They definitely are not getting better every week. Fortunately, your schedule is a poop. Prime, what did Jeff Tedford have to say after the game when you grilled him about his weird coaching decisions? How about that terrible Big Ten officiating crew just making up penalties on the Bears in the 2nd quarter and costing them 6 points?
Ol' Fake Neck Frank Beamer - Is there anything more Va Tech than getting DESTROYED by a horrendous Pitt team? Let this be a lesson: never bet on a Hokie game. You can not predict what this team will ever do.
The Big Ten - This is the worst BCS conference. PERIOD. EXCLAMATION POINT! Through three weeks of non-conference games, when your best team is Northwestern and no one else is even close, then you SUCK DINGER. Ohio State is just surviving and is ripe to be upset in the next few weeks. Sparty is still Sparty. Michigan will lose to ND next week (BOOK IT). Wisconsin did WHAT I SAID WOULD HAPPEN and should have lost to Utah State. There is no redeeming quality to this shitty league. NONE. Every year--EVERY SINGLE YEAR--it gets worse and more embarrassing.
That's going to do it for this week's college football round up. As you can tell, this is was more ELITE than your usual Tuesday.